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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 11 2006, 12:20 PM)
Just an update -

T is feeling ok. We're painting the baby's room and I can't wait to fill it with all the baby photos biggrin.gif

wub.gif biggrin.gif Happy to hear T is feeling good!

 

Have a great time getting babies room all fixed up! wub.gif

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 11 2006, 03:13 PM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 11 2006, 11:04 AM)
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T is doing the work, and Barn is reading "What to Expect When You are Expecting".

 

 

 

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I was thinking the same thing! laugh.gif

 

 

*GREAT books by the way* wink.gif

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QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 11 2006, 09:51 PM)
The day I buy a minivan is the day I switch to film-camera.

I'm going to remember this post - when you buy one. It's coming for ya, man. wink.gif

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QUOTE (Daylin @ Jun 12 2006, 12:09 PM)
QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 11 2006, 02:16 PM)
http://www.bruceandtheresa.com/da/Argyle_by_rebelx.jpg

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bekloppt.gif Mrs. rebel, you're looking well! smile.gif

hi Mrs Rebel nice to meet you & congrads again !!

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Best wishes to you and the

beginning of your family!!!

It's sure to be a whole new

adventure... But a beautiful

one. enjoy and best of luck.

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Oh man them baby books crack me up! You read them, memorize them and then its all wrong. Nothing works the way they say they do.

Pregnancy is different from woman to woman and a child is different from every other child.

 

Those books arent going to be much help when T is sitting there in the L&D room and when you hold that baby in your arms.

 

 

Be prepared for anything because thats exactly what you are going to get.

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Um ya, I have 2 kids as a result of the pull out method (I cant stand that gross white stuff! 062802puke_prv.gif ). So then I got the best birth control, tubal ligation!
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here ya go Barn!! just in case......

 

 

 

Pregnancy Q & A

 

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

 

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

 

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

 

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

 

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

 

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

 

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

 

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

 

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

 

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 28 2006, 06:55 AM)
here ya go Barn!! just in case......



Pregnancy Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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Haha these are great! Thanks for sharing!

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