THE ONLY SPAM THREAD v.25

[That One Guy]

General store: mostly vegan and vegetarian stuff from fancy brands

 

But also affordable coffee, soda, beer, cheese

[That One Guy]

I'm giving that taco truck guy a $20 tip if and when I return, if he's still surviving

[That One Guy]

If census data is to be believed, boy has Baker taken a shit

 

nothing but migration out

Edited May 28, 2024 by That One Guy

[That One Guy]

Baker makes Ely feel like an urban paradise

[That One Guy]

Baker to Milford

 

possibly the loneliest highway in Utah

[That One Guy]

I have like 200 miles of remaining undriven highways left in Utah

 

They're all my roads, I am Utah

[BastillePark]

18 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Baker to Milford

 

possibly the loneliest highway in Utah

You can tell it's popular when Google Street View is from 2009.

[That One Guy]

Should go back to Zion and do it better than Union

[That One Guy]

flakey flakes

[That One Guy]

high end pastrami sandwich

 

the secret is buying all the expensive stuff at the store, it's still way cheaper than fast food

[JohnRogers]

roll up the towels

[That One Guy]

I Am The Highway

 

Chris Cornell used to be the highway, and then he didn't want to live anymore. Something about being gay or some such. And then even worse, Chester decided he wanted to me too that shit

[That One Guy]

We're doing the lord's work, slowly rehabilitating against the CarBrain that afflicted so many north americans of the last fifty years. Shitty designs aren't fixed in a day, though.

[That One Guy]

Pittsburg potty

 

coming soon

[JohnRogers]

14 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

I Am The Highway

 

Chris Cornell used to be the highway, and then he didn't want to live anymore. Something about being gay or some such. And then even worse, Chester decided he wanted to me too that shit

Probably gay and homeless, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[JohnRogers]

10 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

We're doing the lord's work, slowly rehabilitating against the CarBrain that afflicted so many north americans of the last fifty years. Shitty designs aren't fixed in a day, though.

Nothing concerning roads is fixed in day, maybe a decade if you're lucky.

[JohnRogers]

11 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Pittsburg potty

 

coming soon

Is that like Squatty Potty?

 

[That One Guy]

There’s a wiki dude

 

its basically a lone toilet in an unfinished basement. In our case the storage room 

[JohnRogers]

18 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

There’s a wiki dude

 

its basically a lone toilet in an unfinished basement. In our case the storage room 

Sounds dank.

[That One Guy]

could also just piss in the laundry room floor drain

[That One Guy]

could also just piss in the tub, bathroom sink, kitchen sink..... washing machine?

 

as it stands there are six* legitimate pissing locations in this house, why do we need another toilet??

 

*seven if the plants haven't been watered in a while

 

 

piss.drawer.meme.jpg

[That One Guy]

Darn, I forgot to specify no salt on the fries

[JohnRogers]

20 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Darn, I forgot to specify no salt on the fries

There goes 1,800 days off your life. RIP.

[JohnRogers]

20 hours ago, That One Guy said:

could also just piss in the tub, bathroom sink, kitchen sink..... washing machine?

 

as it stands there are six* legitimate pissing locations in this house, why do we need another toilet??

 

*seven if the plants haven't been watered in a while

 

 

piss.drawer.meme.jpg

Done it all...except the washing machine, I think.

[That One Guy]

Not to brag, but JohnnyRaaj has pissed a place or two