You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 Oh, all right! Well, can I borrow one for the weekend.

Er, yes, that'll be all right. Oh, leave me a pint for breakfast, will you?  

[IbanezJem]

37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Er, yes, that'll be all right. Oh, leave me a pint for breakfast, will you?  

 I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Get us another couple of tellies, would you?    Here's 180 quid.  

[IbanezJem]

20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Get us another couple of tellies, would you?    Here's 180 quid.  

Well, I'm very sorry, but you didn't pay! 

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, I'm very sorry, but you didn't pay! 

Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.   Look, make it simpler, I'll pay again. 

[IbanezJem]

12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.   Look, make it simpler, I'll pay again. 

 I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. 

What a typically selfless gesture, that Simon should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

What a typically selfless gesture, that Simon should send this fridge, of all of his fridges, to be with us tonight. 

 

Well there must have been a mistake, because that's definitely the cooker I ordered -- a blue and white CookEasy. 

[IbanezJem]

24 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well there must have been a mistake, because that's definitely the cooker I ordered -- a blue and white CookEasy. 

It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. 

 

In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle! 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle! 

Door's open. What are you after?  

[IbanezJem]

5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Door's open. What are you after?  

A license for my pet fish, Eric. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

A license for my pet fish, Eric. 

Straight on, then left, then right past the thing,   then up the little stairs, then right by where it's gone all soft, then down the wobbly bit, left past the nail, past the brown stain on the wall to your right and it's the door marked exit straight ahead of you on the left. 

[IbanezJem]

25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Straight on, then left, then right past the thing,   then up the little stairs, then right by where it's gone all soft, then down the wobbly bit, left past the nail, past the brown stain on the wall to your right and it's the door marked exit straight ahead of you on the left. 

Oh yes, I wouldn't go back to public relations. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh yes, I wouldn't go back to public relations. 

Ah, well you've got to know where to look. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ah, well you've got to know where to look. 

 

Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish. 

Darling 73, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?  

[IbanezJem]

37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Darling 73, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?  

Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! 

Splendid word! Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litterbin'.    

[IbanezJem]

14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Splendid word! Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litterbin'.    

All right - I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK? 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

All right - I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK? 

"Don't pass judgement on other people, or else you might get judged, too."  

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

"Don't pass judgement on other people, or else you might get judged, too."  

 

 O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast your flock.  

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast your flock.  

Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your wife's parents' house, and your grannie's bungalow.    

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your wife's parents' house, and your grannie's bungalow.    

 

And are you still intending to purchase the second shed? 

[blackhawkrush]

6 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

And are you still intending to purchase the second shed? 

      Forty quid and a nude lady.