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48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The Death of Mary Queen of Scots. :rose::unsure: :rose:

:wave: I am here. No traitor to the King.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:wave: I am here. No traitor to the King.

Dear King Haakon, I am not dictating. What?  :blink:

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Posted
27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Dear King Haakon, I am not dictating. What?  :blink:

Shut up! Now look. Have you or have you not got his leg? :bounce:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Shut up! Now look. Have you or have you not got his leg? :bounce:

Hello, officer. There seems to have been an accident. We'll several accidents actually. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Hello, officer. There seems to have been an accident. We'll several accidents actually. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:yes: Mr Griffiths' wife said that her husband was refusing to talk to the Press until the Savings Certificate had been found.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Mr Griffiths' wife said that her husband was refusing to talk to the Press until the Savings Certificate had been found.

Yeah. So, we're...we're...we're looking for it. :unsure: :unsure:  :unsure:  We have been for some time. So, uh, anything you could do to, uh...to help...would be...very...helpful. 

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48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Yeah. So, we're...we're...we're looking for it. :unsure: :unsure:  :unsure:  We have been for some time. So, uh, anything you could do to, uh...to help...would be...very...helpful. 

No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera. :rage:

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13 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera. :rage:

 

Oh, I get the picture! Well don't worry about me Ibanez, I know all about one-night stands. :banana:

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28 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Oh, I get the picture! Well don't worry about me Ibanez, I know all about one-night stands. :banana:

Just a moment, would you? Jailer, how many have come through? :wink:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Just a moment, would you? Jailer, how many have come through? :wink:

Oh, well so far Peter, up to the present moment, oh, nearly one.  :wave:  

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17 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's not much of a cheese shop really, is it? :angry:

Who sent you?  :whipgirl:She didn't have a dueling scar just here, and a hook?  

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19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Who sent you?  :whipgirl:She didn't have a dueling scar just here, and a hook?  

:yes: ... oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: ... oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...

You must tie her down on a bed and spank her. And after the spanking... :blush:

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11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

You must tie her down on a bed and spank her. And after the spanking... :blush:

 

...you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...wiiiiiiiiith...... :ohmy:

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3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

...you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...wiiiiiiiiith...... :ohmy:

What did we say, the longest straw, was it?  :cool:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:yes:  And get the most expensive machines, in case the administrator comes.

Oh Um, I - look, if we built this large wooden owl...  :thumbsup:

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6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh Um, I - look, if we built this large wooden owl...  :thumbsup:

 

...with little quails eggs on a bed of pureed mushroom. It's very delicate. :drool:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

...with little quails eggs on a bed of pureed mushroom. It's very delicate. :drool:

   :facepalm:   I'm sorry about that. Now the second architect is Mr. Wymer of Wymer and Dibble. 

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30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :facepalm:   I'm sorry about that. Now the second architect is Mr. Wymer of Wymer and Dibble. 

Me? No. I'm just a poor old man. I have no time for law- breakers. My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent. :alex:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Me? No. I'm just a poor old man. I have no time for law- breakers. My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent. :alex:

Bad luck, :alex:Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores...  

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Posted
13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Bad luck, :alex:Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores...  

I`m just crazy about what :Neil: likes. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I`m just crazy about what :Neil: likes. 

 

I don't like that sort of person at all. I'm plain people and I'm proud of it, my mother's the salt of the earth, and I don't take the pill 'cause it's nasty. :no:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I don't like that sort of person at all. I'm plain people and I'm proud of it, my mother's the salt of the earth, and I don't take the pill 'cause it's nasty. :no:

I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?  :bitchslap: :smash: :blast:

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