IbanezJem Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Forty quid and a nude lady. Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong. Look, would you please go away? I'm trying to examine this man. It's all right, I'm a 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, would you please go away? I'm trying to examine this man. It's all right, I'm a Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair. Well, before he went he left a note this morning and he's very unhappy with your very unhappy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, before he went he left a note this morning and he's very unhappy with your very unhappy. I don't understand what I'm accused of. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I don't understand what I'm accused of. Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 28, 2022 Author Share Posted November 28, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. Oh, my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 29, 2022 Author Share Posted November 29, 2022 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office. Look, I've had enough of you. You're under arrest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look, I've had enough of you. You're under arrest. You couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 29, 2022 Author Share Posted November 29, 2022 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches. I did! In 1952! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I did! In 1952! I put it to you that you died in December 1642. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 29, 2022 Author Share Posted November 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I put it to you that you died in December 1642. Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Oh dear, it's a long job, you see, parrot conversion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh dear, it's a long job, you see, parrot conversion. I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! Do you want to come back to my place? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Do you want to come back to my place? Drop your panties, Sir Blackhawk, I cannot wait till lunchtime! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Drop your panties, Sir Blackhawk, I cannot wait till lunchtime! I could get a divorce, I suppose, but it'll be a bit of a wrench. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 29, 2022 Author Share Posted November 29, 2022 41 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I could get a divorce, I suppose, but it'll be a bit of a wrench. I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair. You've come to rescue me. I knew someone would. I knew that Simon somewhere out there... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 29, 2022 Author Share Posted November 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You've come to rescue me. I knew someone would. I knew that Simon somewhere out there... He's looking for a pole no one else knows about. That ties in with the sand. Right. Paint the sand yellow again. Okay, let's get this show on the road. 'Simon of the Sahara.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 21 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He's looking for a pole no one else knows about. That ties in with the sand. Right. Paint the sand yellow again. Okay, let's get this show on the road. 'Simon of the Sahara.' 'The smoke signal version'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: 'The smoke signal version'. Oh I see! Smoke-too-much, so I'd better cut down a little then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh I see! Smoke-too-much, so I'd better cut down a little then. No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa! Remarkable! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 30, 2022 Author Share Posted November 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa! Remarkable! We shall have a state banquet at St James' Palace! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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