blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Who'd have thought eighteen years ago when this board started, that we'd all be sitting here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh? That's roughly 540,000 glasses, Vicar 73 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's roughly 540,000 glasses, Vicar 73 Tsk tsk, I hope monsieur was not overdoing it last night? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Tsk tsk, I hope monsieur was not overdoing it last night? I'm very sorry. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm very sorry. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful. Spoken like a gentleman! Now, are you going to give me a fish license? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Spoken like a gentleman! Now, are you going to give me a fish license? Mr. 73, I'm offering you a boot in Cizikas' teeth and a dagger up his strap. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. 73, I'm offering you a boot in Cizikas' teeth and a dagger up his strap. I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. Just because I have an idea it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Just because I have an idea it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. Have you heard the one about the three nuns in the nudist colony? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Have you heard the one about the three nuns in the nudist colony? Do the punchline. The punchline for this bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Do the punchline. The punchline for this bit. You were great, Champ, d'you hear, you were great! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You were great, Champ, d'you hear, you were great! Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on. Fetch me your six brothers, that the seven brothers may be together. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Fetch me your six brothers, that the seven brothers may be together. Simon craves Your (73) Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Simon craves Your (73) Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Hello, good afternoon and welcome to the second leg of the men's Hide-and-Seek here in the heart of TRF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello, good afternoon and welcome to the second leg of the men's Hide-and-Seek here in the heart of TRF. At 7:50 every morning Ken's trainer runs the 13,000 miles from his two-room lean-to in Bangkok and gets him up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 19 hours ago, IbanezJem said: At 7:50 every morning Ken's trainer runs the 13,000 miles from his two-room lean-to in Bangkok and gets him up. He's slamming away there as best he can. He's getting absolutely no reaction at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He's slamming away there as best he can. He's getting absolutely no reaction at all. What is your name, handsome knight? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: What is your name, handsome knight? Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrustitty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrustitty Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? Excuse me sir, but why the funny voice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Excuse me sir, but why the funny voice? Perhaps they've got 'flu. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Perhaps they've got 'flu. She's bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: She's bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins! Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. The Death of Mary Queen of Scots. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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