blackhawkrush Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share Posted March 22, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share Posted March 22, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share Posted March 22, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 (edited) Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office. Edited March 23, 2022 by IbanezJem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: :facepalm: He's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. :hug2: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: :facepalm: He's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. :hug2:Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer. Decided to wear short trousers from now on. :blush: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: :facepalm: He's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. :hug2:Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer. Decided to wear short trousers from now on. :blush: :sundog: My, isn`t it hot in here. :hail: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: :facepalm: He's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. :hug2:Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer. Decided to wear short trousers from now on. :blush: :sundog: My, isn`t it hot in here. :hail: :o What? I'm not taking me trousers off on TRF. Who do you think I am? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: :facepalm: He's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. :hug2:Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer. Decided to wear short trousers from now on. :blush: :sundog: My, isn`t it hot in here. :hail: :o What? I'm not taking me trousers off on TRF. Who do you think I am?This man is Ernest laughedatbytime... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing. :rose: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: :facepalm: He's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. :hug2:Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer. Decided to wear short trousers from now on. :blush: :sundog: My, isn`t it hot in here. :hail: :o What? I'm not taking me trousers off on TRF. Who do you think I am?This man is Ernest laughedatbytime... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing. :rose:The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal. :LMAO: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 23, 2022 Author Share Posted March 23, 2022 Well, I've been in the city all my life and I'm as alert and active as I've ever been. :yay: :cheerleader: :zzz: :rose:Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his home in Reigate, to the Government's Pesticide Research Center at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. :blink:We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day. :rage:All right, Medwin, let's see you get over that horse. Pick your feet up, Medwin. Come on, boy. :cheerleader: :codger: :cheerleader:No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :facepalm: Oh. Sorry, yes. :yes: :eyeroll: I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.Tell me, how do they put budgies down then? :eh:Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago. You know, whether death is really the end. :unsure:No, I feel fine, actually, sir. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. :huh: :yes: You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. :no: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you.Sarah :whipgirl: today's diocesan lovely is enough to make any chap go down on his knees. :sigh: :Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.This was Kevin Francis before last season's 'Trim Jeans Play of the Month'. :codger: See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later... :blaze: :facepalm: He's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. :hug2:Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer. Decided to wear short trousers from now on. :blush: :sundog: My, isn`t it hot in here. :hail: :o What? I'm not taking me trousers off on TRF. Who do you think I am?This man is Ernest laughedatbytime... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing. :rose:The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal. :LMAO: :laughing guy: It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin? :martini: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 He looked everywhere. Under the stones and behind the bushes. And Mr. Squirrel helped him by looking up in the trees, and Mr. Badger helped him by looking under the ground... :unsure: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 He looked everywhere. Under the stones and behind the bushes. And Mr. Squirrel helped him by looking up in the trees, and Mr. Badger helped him by looking under the ground... :unsure:He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :notworthy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 He looked everywhere. Under the stones and behind the bushes. And Mr. Squirrel helped him by looking up in the trees, and Mr. Badger helped him by looking under the ground... :unsure:He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :notworthy:I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :smoke: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 He looked everywhere. Under the stones and behind the bushes. And Mr. Squirrel helped him by looking up in the trees, and Mr. Badger helped him by looking under the ground... :unsure:He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :notworthy:I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :smoke:Oh. I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. I'd better wait. :sigh: No, too simple, too clear cut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 He looked everywhere. Under the stones and behind the bushes. And Mr. Squirrel helped him by looking up in the trees, and Mr. Badger helped him by looking under the ground... :unsure:He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. :notworthy:I hit the ball first time and there it was in the back of the net. :smoke:Oh. I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. I'd better wait. :sigh: No, too simple, too clear cut.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder. :drool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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