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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

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Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

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She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!

 

My nipples explode with delight!

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!

 

My nipples explode with delight!

I think that's in very bad taste.

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!

 

My nipples explode with delight!

I think that's in very bad taste.

 

Not! Now spam, or spam and fresh fruit - THATS bad taste!

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!

 

My nipples explode with delight!

I think that's in very bad taste.

 

Not! Now spam, or spam and fresh fruit - THATS bad taste!

... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!

 

My nipples explode with delight!

I think that's in very bad taste.

 

Not! Now spam, or spam and fresh fruit - THATS bad taste!

... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

 

Siberian hamster ok? (ok thats not really right...)

 

I will pop down to the tobacconist to get some.. I hope he understands me.

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Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something. :unsure:

 

This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold!

 

2925487683ae95fa363a01fd30fa05ab.jpg

Audrey. What a beautiful name. What a beautiful...beautiful name. :wub:

And the big news this afternoon is that the Pennsylvania boy lerxt1990 has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife Audrey for a Ford Popular and a complete box set of Nickleback

 

mpfc31.jpg

She was such a good composer that everybody, but everybody wanted to know...and quite right too. :drool:

 

She even knew how to defend herself again a fiend armed with mangos in syrup!

Well, I think they should attack things like that - with satire. :P I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair.

He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire. He was vicious.

Pratt was the first to go, but Pratt and Z Pratt put on a second wicket stand of nought, before Z Pratt ran away. :outtahere:

Naughton is not in. Knott is in and is nought for not out. Naughton of Northants got a nasty knock on the nut in the nets last night but it's nothing of note. Next in is Nat Newton of Notts. Not Nutring - Nutting's at nine, er, Nutring knocked neatie nighty knock knock... :wacko:

I see, I see, I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... er ... I ... I can't think of anything to say about it.

Good evening! Uhh, would you care for something to... talk about? Our special tonight is minorities!

Black as the ace of spades, they were. And they breed like rabbits. :o

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!

 

My nipples explode with delight!

I think that's in very bad taste.

 

Not! Now spam, or spam and fresh fruit - THATS bad taste!

... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

 

Siberian hamster ok? (ok thats not really right...)

 

I will pop down to the tobacconist to get some.. I hope he understands me.

I will not buy this tobacconist. It is scratched. :pussy:
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

 

(aside - this for some reason triggered a memory of Lloyd taping a parrots head back on in Dumb and Dumber...)

 

How could you do all that!?!?! I'll say this, our parrots are tough, and would consider that damage a mere flesh wound!

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

 

(aside - this for some reason triggered a memory of Lloyd taping a parrots head back on in Dumb and Dumber...)

 

How could you do all that!?!?! I'll say this, our parrots are tough, and would consider that damage a mere flesh wound!

 

I haven't got parrots. I only got the albatross. ALBATROSS!

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

 

Time for some precision drilling!

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.
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I will instead go to the pet shop - I've been pinin' for a parrot ;)

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.

Ah good, Sir Lion, thy sharp-tongued wit has not deserted thee. Come. Let us eat and drink. Stay with us awhile.

Right, you two hermits, stop that thread. I think it's silly. :codger:

Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I?

 

Yes, you may. We're getting ready to play a rousing game of "Find The Fish!"

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t.

 

You don't sound happy about that. Off to the vocational guidance counsellor or the argument clinic with you!

Mr Lerxt, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!

 

So it will grow back, will it?

Well there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's 'Great Debate' will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

And turn the gas off before you leave! :eyeroll:
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