blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He's down! Sir Kenneth Clark is down in eight seconds. But he's up again. He's up at six... ...and goes back to bed again because it's far too early. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: ...and goes back to bed again because it's far too early. Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at 12:00 at night and lick road clean with our tongues. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at 12:00 at night and lick road clean with our tongues. We're supposed to be French, aren't we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We're supposed to be French, aren't we? Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Rush fan! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Rush fan! No, no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence of this firm to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence of this firm to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you. Ah, Mr 73, have you got your unemployment benefit please? Right. Well can you write me a cheque then... please? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, Mr 73, have you got your unemployment benefit please? Right. Well can you write me a cheque then... please? 73 is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very rich...so, how about a pound? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: 73 is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very rich...so, how about a pound? Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir. Number twenty-eight. The naughty bits of the cabinet...----> <--- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Number twenty-eight. The naughty bits of the cabinet...----> <--- The wooden thing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The wooden thing? Yes, you can't beat wood ...Gorn, like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn - it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, you can't beat wood ...Gorn, like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn - it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores. Dei scores. Oh! Scores. Ha! Scores! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And that's the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores. Dei scores. Oh! Scores. Ha! Scores! Get on with it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Get on with it! Errr, the workers' control the means of production? The - the struggle of the urban proletariat? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Errr, the workers' control the means of production? The - the struggle of the urban proletariat? No, what do penguins eat? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: No, what do penguins eat? Esther Williams then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Esther Williams then. Well, why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream a very popular flavour I'm led to understand, or Strawberry Delight? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream a very popular flavour I'm led to understand, or Strawberry Delight? I was thinking of taking the ice cream. It's been so hot recently. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I was thinking of taking the ice cream. It's been so hot recently. Do you want to come back to my place? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you want to come back to my place? I believe a couple of years ago you started to collect butterfly hunters. Edited August 7, 2022 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I believe a couple of years ago you started to collect butterfly hunters. Well, I follow the moth in the helicopter to lure it away from the flowers, and then Ibanez comes along in the Lockheed Rocinante and attacks it with air-to-air missiles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, I follow the moth in the helicopter to lure it away from the flowers, and then Ibanez comes along in the Lockheed Rocinante and attacks it with air-to-air missiles. Well, that's the plan, the time is now 19.42 hours. I want you to get to bed, have a good night's rest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, that's the plan, the time is now 19.42 hours. I want you to get to bed, have a good night's rest. We'll be bringing you back to this exciting thread the moment anything interesting happens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We'll be bringing you back to this exciting thread the moment anything interesting happens. And now here is a reminder about leaving your on during the night. Leave your on during the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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