IbanezJem Posted August 2, 2022 Author Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, there it was, over the other side of the clearing, the legendary Puking Tree of Mozambique. It's a stunt, 73, an extra twenty guineas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's a stunt, 73, an extra twenty guineas. Say, why don't 73 take the boxes off and Simon get up out of the trench? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 2, 2022 Author Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Say, why don't 73 take the boxes off and Simon get up out of the trench? Right-o, skipper. Oh, sir. Sir... i - if we - we don't meet again, sir, I'd just like to say it's been a-- it's been a real privilege posting alongside you, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Right-o, skipper. Oh, sir. Sir... i - if we - we don't meet again, sir, I'd just like to say it's been a-- it's been a real privilege posting alongside you, sir. I'm sorry, I'm very moved. And so, 73, it only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 2, 2022 Author Share Posted August 2, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm sorry, I'm very moved. And so, 73, it only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence... ...they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Oh, thank you very much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Oh, thank you very much. I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same stage with Simon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 2, 2022 Author Share Posted August 2, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same stage with Simon. We haven't got enough mud. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We haven't got enough mud. Ibanez, there's some lovely filth down here! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 8 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ibanez, there's some lovely filth down here! The long day is over and it's back to base camp for a nights rest. Here, surrounded by their trophies, 73 and blackhawk prepare for a much tougher ordeal - a moth hunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The long day is over and it's back to base camp for a nights rest. Here, surrounded by their trophies, 73 and blackhawk prepare for a much tougher ordeal - a moth hunt. Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't 73 go? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't 73 go? I don't want to go on the cart! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I don't want to go on the cart! Perhaps you prefer this latest model? Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Perhaps you prefer this latest model? Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models. No, no, I'm making it in the dark, that's the point. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, I'm making it in the dark, that's the point. What indeed is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington, the point is taken, an electric elk called Simon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What indeed is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington, the point is taken, an electric elk called Simon. No, an electric penguin! Twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: No, an electric penguin! Twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion! Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood Devastation Death War and Horror, but first on the show we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood Devastation Death War and Horror, but first on the show we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear? Let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them. I hope you don't mind if I call you Ted, er, I mean as opposed to Edward? Um, incidentally, do call me 73. I don't want you bothering with this 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 nonsense! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I hope you don't mind if I call you Ted, er, I mean as opposed to Edward? Um, incidentally, do call me 73. I don't want you bothering with this 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 nonsense! No. I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M, Mrs. S.C.U.M. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No. I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M, Mrs. S.C.U.M. One more time, mate; I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the f**kin' cleaners! I'm warning you! I may decide to set an exam this term. So just.....listen! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm warning you! I may decide to set an exam this term. So just.....listen! And now we present the first episode of a new radio drama series, 'The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots.' Part One: The Beginning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And now we present the first episode of a new radio drama series, 'The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots.' Part One: The Beginning. Virginia Wade? You must be mad! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Virginia Wade? You must be mad! The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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