blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now will you please tell me what in God’s name possessed you to paint The Last Supper with three Christs in it? I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 29, 2022 Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away. When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Take this bus to Cuba. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Take this bus to Cuba. If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...Unless you give me the bomb...the bomb will explode killing everybody. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 29, 2022 Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: If you don't tell me where the bomb is...if I don't give you the money...Unless you give me the bomb...the bomb will explode killing everybody. I'm a gonner, major. Leave me, I'm ... I'm not a complete man anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I'm a gonner, major. Leave me, I'm ... I'm not a complete man anymore. Yes, during the night Ibanez had his leg bitten sort of....off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, during the night Ibanez had his leg bitten sort of....off. See, nothing to it, he's not such a toughy. And his legs...look at this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: See, nothing to it, he's not such a toughy. And his legs...look at this. You didn't eat the leg, Blackhawk. There's still plenty of good meat there, look at that arm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You didn't eat the leg, Blackhawk. There's still plenty of good meat there, look at that arm. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone. Just a flesh wound. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Just a flesh wound. But by lunch, the situation had changed dramatically: C.U. Pratt killed outright, bowled Odinga - 0, P.B.T.R. Pratt legs off before wicket, bowled Odinga - 0. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 29, 2022 Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: But by lunch, the situation had changed dramatically: C.U. Pratt killed outright, bowled Odinga - 0, P.B.T.R. Pratt legs off before wicket, bowled Odinga - 0. and star in 'Rain Stopped Play', a whacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with as Aggie the kooky Scots maid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: and star in 'Rain Stopped Play', a whacky new comedy series about the gay exploits of two television cricket commentators with as Aggie the kooky Scots maid. Wouldn't that mean retitling them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Wouldn't that mean retitling them? Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 29, 2022 Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. I'm happy too, now at last we know there was a Sumerian influence here in Abu Simnel in the early pre-dynastic period, two thousand years before the reign of Tutankhamun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm happy too, now at last we know there was a Sumerian influence here in Abu Simnel in the early pre-dynastic period, two thousand years before the reign of Tutankhamun. We were here first! We thought of it first. Yes, a couple of years ago. We did! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We were here first! We thought of it first. Yes, a couple of years ago. We did! Can I just say here, for one moment, that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 29, 2022 Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 21 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Can I just say here, for one moment, that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus? The forbidden plateau of Roiurama, the Lost World, thrown up by mighty earth movements thousands of millions of years ago, where strange primeval creatures defying evolution, lurk in the dark, impenetrable forests, cut off forever from the outside world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The forbidden plateau of Roiurama, the Lost World, thrown up by mighty earth movements thousands of millions of years ago, where strange primeval creatures defying evolution, lurk in the dark, impenetrable forests, cut off forever from the outside world. It's got huge, sharp...it can leap about...look at the bones!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 29, 2022 Author Share Posted May 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's got huge, sharp...it can leap about...look at the bones!!! I am looking - it's the only way I keep my eyelids apart! Boom-boom! Every one a Maserati! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I am looking - it's the only way I keep my eyelids apart! Boom-boom! Every one a Maserati! "Would you like me to show you the door?" "Oh, that's extremely kind of you, but I saw it on the way in." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: "Would you like me to show you the door?" "Oh, that's extremely kind of you, but I saw it on the way in." Get out! You laborer! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Get out! You laborer! Why? He's mending it with his own hands. See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Why? He's mending it with his own hands. See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. One of the cross beams gone out askew on treddle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: One of the cross beams gone out askew on treddle. This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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