Tick Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Sometimes I drinkSometimes I smokeSometimes I fartSometime I chokeSometimes I laugh Sometimes I crySometimes we liveSomeday we'll die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 This is the best peom ever, even if it would be in the bottom quartile of poems. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 What's a peom?....inquiring minds want to know.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Peoms are great. Roses are redViolets are blueThere's only one TickAnd that is true 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 This peom is called Lorraine Roses are redViolets are blueWhy did they nameA quiche after you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Tick is an old foolHe lives in his old schoolHe eats with a slide rulesleeps in a swimming poolcombs his hair with a metalwork toolspends 3 hours pushing out stoolis as stubborn as a muleat night he is cruelhe scares kids away from his schooldressed up as a ghoulthe front all covered in droolTick that isn't coolwhat an old fool 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Tick is an old foolHe lives in his old schoolHe eats with a slide rulesleeps in a swimming poolcombs his hair with a metalwork toolspends 3 hours pushing out stoolis as stubborn as a muleat night he is cruelhe scares kids away from his schooldressed up as a ghoulthe front all covered in droolTick that isn't coolwhat an old foolFrom Geddy's solo album? If not, Mr. Weinrib missed a hell of a chance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Tick is an old foolHe lives in his old schoolHe eats with a slide rulesleeps in a swimming poolcombs his hair with a metalwork toolspends 3 hours pushing out stoolis as stubborn as a muleat night he is cruelhe scares kids away from his schooldressed up as a ghoulthe front all covered in droolTick that isn't coolwhat an old foolFrom Geddy's solo album? If not, Mr. Weinrib missed a hell of a chance.I've sold it to him for a pack of gum. Blueberry flavour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) I'll put music to it. Edited March 8, 2019 by Lorraine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 What's a peom?....inquiring minds want to know.... I think it's a Spanish-American day-labourer with some kinda impediment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 There once was a man from Lachine,Who invented a f*cking machine;Concave or convexIt served either sexAnd played with itself in between. -Philip K Dickless, The High Man in the Castle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 There once was a dude named QuillWho smacked Thanos for the thrillHe couldn't rise aboveAvenging his loveAnd now he's just dust on a hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 What's a peom?....inquiring minds want to know....Its kind of a light chicken gravy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 What's a peom?....inquiring minds want to know....Its kind of a light chicken gravy.Whatever it is, it's profound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) Wynona loved her big brown beaverAnd she stroked him all the time.She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine. Edited March 11, 2019 by HemiBeers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Whoa!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) Sometimes I drinkSometimes I smokeSometimes I fartSometime I chokeSometimes I laughSometimes I crySometimes we liveSomeday we'll die There is some deep significance to the fact that every line (1-7) begins "sometimes" with the exception of line 4, which begins "sometime" - as if to suggest some one time, or "for some amount of time" maybe. The other analytical questions I have are, is the "I" of the poem "choking" on something (the smell?), or is the I choking someone, or . . . is the I choking something . . . like . . . the chicken? Or is it choking in the sense of faltering? Edited March 12, 2019 by toymaker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) There's nothing more profoundthan something that's so profoundit's profundity escapes you :) Edited March 12, 2019 by Lorraine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 There's nothing more profoundthan something that's so profoundit's profundity escapes you :) WHOA!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 "Poem" ain't nuthin' but an anagram for "mope". Suck it, Keats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Ode to a Node Oh faintly swollen thisLoving distention gracedmy buttock like a summer's sighthis ripe sunset upon my thighgives me pause, stirs instincts based-oh wait, I just have to piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 No more peoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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