JohnnyBlaze Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 Congratulations you squint-eyed m***********, you know what I give you ?? .. I give you a victory ride in my own private helicopter .. You look down at all your grapevines and vineyards, you Napa Valley c***sucker, how about it ?? .. Now get in the m***********ing helicopter and I take you for a ride Where is this scene from? That's either footage of what happened to Shia Lebouf after asking treeduck and I if he could join the GODS of the Cinema original thread OR Scarface. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 No, I'm not prematurely celebrating. I'm just glad he got more than just my vote. ;) One of you Jeff fans shifted their vote to Al ! Shifty bastards! Don't think I don't know who it was too... :sarcastic: He lacked the courage of his convictions. Fine. We don't need wishy-washy on the good ship Jeff. :poke: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/265/910/2910265/a-href-httpwwwscreenjunkiescomtagjeff-bridges-514-class-linkify-target-blank-jeff-bridges-a-leaning-on-ships-wheel-in-white-squalljpg.jpg Jeff had my vote for his excellent and highly realistic toking technique.And he kept my vote for that awesome sweater in said photo. I wouldn't vote for Pacino btw. TOO "ALL CAPS" ACTING."MAYBE I SHOULD YELL IN EVERY MOVIE THAT I'M IN." I actually met Al a couple of times by sheer chance. The first time was in the lobby of the Miami hotel where we were both staying. We chatted for a minute. Nice guy. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 The second time was in a Tokyo hotel lobby a couple of decades later. Unfortunately, he didn't remember me and politely apologized about it. He stuck around for a couple of minutes and chatted then too. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 True story. And completely believable, too! (you ought to go into acting!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I love all those actors. I went with Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I actually met Al a couple of times by sheer chance. The first time was in the lobby of the Miami hotel where we were both staying. We chatted for a minute. Nice guy. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 The second time was in a Tokyo hotel lobby a couple of decades later. Unfortunately, he didn't remember me and politely apologized about it. He stuck around for a couple of minutes and chatted then too. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 True story. I actually "met" Steven ("Not Stephen") Seagal. He was buying brown gum for some weird reason. I didn't even know they made brown gum.He was also eating a carrot very suggestively. I have proof: Want more proof? I know you do! http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l201/cherry2blost/seagal%20carrot_zps8e4wd3lt.png Sort of a true story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I love all those actors. I went with Jack. Too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I actually met Al a couple of times by sheer chance. The first time was in the lobby of the Miami hotel where we were both staying. We chatted for a minute. Nice guy. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 The second time was in a Tokyo hotel lobby a couple of decades later. Unfortunately, he didn't remember me and politely apologized about it. He stuck around for a couple of minutes and chatted then too. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 True story. I actually "met" Steven ("Not Stephen") Seagal. He was buying brown gum for some weird reason. I didn't even know they made brown gum.He was also eating a carrot very suggestively. I have proof: Want more proof? I know you do! http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l201/cherry2blost/seagal%20carrot_zps8e4wd3lt.png Sort of a true story.Is brown gum a thing? What flavor exactly is brown gum? A lot of gum is kind of beige. Would beige have been okay or did if have to be brown? And are we talking chewing gum or something else? He needs two hands to eat that carrot? Seriously, two? It's not that big of a carrot. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I actually met Al a couple of times by sheer chance. The first time was in the lobby of the Miami hotel where we were both staying. We chatted for a minute. Nice guy. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 The second time was in a Tokyo hotel lobby a couple of decades later. Unfortunately, he didn't remember me and politely apologized about it. He stuck around for a couple of minutes and chatted then too. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 True story. I actually "met" Steven ("Not Stephen") Seagal. He was buying brown gum for some weird reason. I didn't even know they made brown gum.He was also eating a carrot very suggestively. I have proof: Want more proof? I know you do! http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l201/cherry2blost/seagal%20carrot_zps8e4wd3lt.png Sort of a true story.Is brown gum a thing? What flavor exactly is brown gum? A lot of gum is kind of beige. Would beige have been okay or did if have to be brown? And are we talking chewing gum or something else? He needs two hands to eat that carrot? Seriously, two? It's not that big of a carrot. :eyeroll: Please note the use of the "dainty" finger in the first photo.re: 2 handed carrot eater, it looks like he's trying to play an orange recorder! Oh yeah, and the brown gum? I think he uses it for a winning smile. Here you go! (fun fact: JohnnyBlaze uses this image as a screen-saver for his lap-top!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 (edited) I actually met Al a couple of times by sheer chance. The first time was in the lobby of the Miami hotel where we were both staying. We chatted for a minute. Nice guy. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 The second time was in a Tokyo hotel lobby a couple of decades later. Unfortunately, he didn't remember me and politely apologized about it. He stuck around for a couple of minutes and chatted then too. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 True story. I actually "met" Steven ("Not Stephen") Seagal. He was buying brown gum for some weird reason. I didn't even know they made brown gum.He was also eating a carrot very suggestively. I have proof: Want more proof? I know you do! http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l201/cherry2blost/seagal%20carrot_zps8e4wd3lt.png Sort of a true story.Is brown gum a thing? What flavor exactly is brown gum? A lot of gum is kind of beige. Would beige have been okay or did if have to be brown? And are we talking chewing gum or something else? He needs two hands to eat that carrot? Seriously, two? It's not that big of a carrot. :eyeroll: Please note the use of the "dainty" finger in the first photo.re: 2 handed carrot eater, it looks like he's trying to play an orange recorder! Oh yeah, and the brown gum? I think he uses it for a winning smile. Here you go! (fun fact: JohnnyBlaze uses this image as a screen-saver for his lap-top!) Mmm...sexy Edited October 25, 2017 by Alien Girl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 (edited) I actually met Al a couple of times by sheer chance. The first time was in the lobby of the Miami hotel where we were both staying. We chatted for a minute. Nice guy. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 The second time was in a Tokyo hotel lobby a couple of decades later. Unfortunately, he didn't remember me and politely apologized about it. He stuck around for a couple of minutes and chatted then too. Here's that pic: http://i0.wp.com/www.moviemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/f4a2cdc0-2314-438b-99c4-b13740b1b005.jpg?resize=620%2C400&ssl=1 True story. I actually "met" Steven ("Not Stephen") Seagal. He was buying brown gum for some weird reason. I didn't even know they made brown gum.He was also eating a carrot very suggestively. I have proof: http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/secondary/carrot-635578.jpg Want more proof? I know you do! http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l201/cherry2blost/seagal%20carrot_zps8e4wd3lt.png Sort of a true story.Is brown gum a thing? What flavor exactly is brown gum? A lot of gum is kind of beige. Would beige have been okay or did if have to be brown? And are we talking chewing gum or something else? He needs two hands to eat that carrot? Seriously, two? It's not that big of a carrot. :eyeroll: Please note the use of the "dainty" finger in the first photo.re: 2 handed carrot eater, it looks like he's trying to play an orange recorder! Oh yeah, and the brown gum? I think he uses it for a winning smile. Here you go! http://lebeauleblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/steven-seagal.jpg?w=604&h=455(fun fact: JohnnyBlaze uses this image as a screen-saver for his lap-top!) Mmm...sexy 1) Brown gum has the same flavor as beige gum, a combo of chicken and chartreuse. 2) He's not actually eating that carrot, he's sucking on it. 3) He thought the carrot was a penis. 4) The Eddie Munster cell phone pic is him actually trying to play a harmonica (that looks like a cell phone) by blowing out of his ear. 5) I use that image as a screen saver as a reminder of the gods working in mysterious ways. It's enlightening...and kind of gross. Edited October 25, 2017 by JohnnyBlaze 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 c'mon you guys, it's common knowledge that sucking carrots can regrow hair Its true !!! 1980shttp://celebhairtransplants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/steven-seagal-hair-loss-300x284.jpg 2010s 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 c'mon you guys, it's common knowledge that sucking carrots can regrow hair Its true !!! 1980shttp://celebhairtransplants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/steven-seagal-hair-loss-300x284.jpg 2010shttp://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/04/21/16/seagal.jpg Bald/Shaved head > Thinning hair > Eddie Munster 'do > the aftermath of chewing brown gum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) c'mon you guys, it's common knowledge that sucking carrots can regrow hair Its true !!! 1980shttp://celebhairtransplants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/steven-seagal-hair-loss-300x284.jpg 2010shttp://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/04/21/16/seagal.jpg Bald/Shaved head > Thinning hair > Eddie Munster 'do > the aftermath of chewing brown gum John Travolta actually puts the brown gum directly on his head, stretching like a shower cap http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/19/article-2205767-15184CAC000005DC-648_634x836.jpg Edited October 26, 2017 by Lucas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Oh, so the brown gum is actually glue for the toupee...gotcha. So if the toupee is blond, then beige gum is used. One wouldn't use brown gum, because it would show under the toupee. It's all clear now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 The more one types out the word 'toupee' the weirder the word looks, and it's already a weird word to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 c'mon you guys, it's common knowledge that sucking carrots can regrow hair Its true !!! 1980shttp://celebhairtransplants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/steven-seagal-hair-loss-300x284.jpg 2010shttp://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/04/21/16/seagal.jpg Bald/Shaved head > Thinning hair > Eddie Munster 'do > the aftermath of chewing brown gum John Travolta actually puts the brown gum directly on his head, stretching like a shower cap http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/19/article-2205767-15184CAC000005DC-648_634x836.jpg That looks like CGI Travolta! Saturday Night Cyborg!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 The more one types out the word 'toupee' the weirder the word looks, and it's already a weird word to begin with. It's to be expected. 'Toupee' has French origins and the French are weird to begin with :P A superficially similar yet much cooler word is 'tupelo'. No weirdness there just coolness, honey :hail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) The more one types out the word 'toupee' the weirder the word looks, and it's already a weird word to begin with. It's to be expected. 'Toupee' has French origins and the French are weird to begin with :P A superficially similar yet much cooler word is 'tupelo'. No weirdness there just coolness, honey :hail: What, you mean like Tupelo, MS? I don't know about the 'coolness' of it, kinda weird if you ask me. But whatever you say, sweetheart, I'll take your word for it. ;) Edited October 26, 2017 by Alien Girl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 No, I'm not prematurely celebrating. I'm just glad he got more than just my vote. ;) One of you Jeff fans shifted their vote to Al ! Shifty bastards! Don't think I don't know who it was too... :sarcastic: He lacked the courage of his convictions. Fine. We don't need wishy-washy on the good ship Jeff. :poke: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/265/910/2910265/a-href-httpwwwscreenjunkiescomtagjeff-bridges-514-class-linkify-target-blank-jeff-bridges-a-leaning-on-ships-wheel-in-white-squalljpg.jpg Jeff had my vote for his excellent and highly realistic toking technique.And he kept my vote for that awesome sweater in said photo. I wouldn't vote for Pacino btw. TOO "ALL CAPS" ACTING."MAYBE I SHOULD YELL IN EVERY MOVIE THAT I'M IN."He's quiet in the Godfather. Shy, even. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushian King Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) No, I'm not prematurely celebrating. I'm just glad he got more than just my vote. ;) One of you Jeff fans shifted their vote to Al ! Shifty bastards! Don't think I don't know who it was too... :sarcastic: He lacked the courage of his convictions. Fine. We don't need wishy-washy on the good ship Jeff. :poke: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/265/910/2910265/a-href-httpwwwscreenjunkiescomtagjeff-bridges-514-class-linkify-target-blank-jeff-bridges-a-leaning-on-ships-wheel-in-white-squalljpg.jpg I wonder who it was? Edited October 26, 2017 by Rushian King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l201/cherry2blost/seagal%20carrot_zps8e4wd3lt.png Steven Seagal gets backstage at The Muppet Show (1949 - Colorized). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 It's good to see Eastwood's in the lead. What an amazing career he's had. Have y'all seen Trouble With The Curve? Check it out if you haven't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 It's good to see Eastwood's in the lead. What an amazing career he's had. Have y'all seen Trouble With The Curve? Check it out if you haven't. Clint already won it all a few pages ago. :hail: For me, he's 31-3 as an actor in movies. And if I go JUST as a director then he's 23-2. I started watching Trouble with the Curve on a long-haul flight a few years back but I couldn't finish it. I was just kind of bored. I didn't even have the satisfaction of being able to blame Justin Timberlake in that as it wasn't his fault. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1) Brown gum has the same flavor as beige gum3) He thought the carrot was a penis. Those could be the best lyrics I've ever read. I'd like to hear Kate Bush sing that, possibly as a duet with Sting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 c'mon you guys, it's common knowledge that sucking carrots can regrow hair Its true !!! 1980shttp://celebhairtransplants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/steven-seagal-hair-loss-300x284.jpg 2010s What??? Holy smokes, I've got some carrots to suck!!! ...wait a sec, does carrot sucking give you hair like SS's or that other carrot-sucker, Travolta?Cuz one looks like a big dumb vampire, and the other looks like old GI Joe (non-kung-fu grip). I'll just leave the sucking to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) A Steven Seagal Crapbook:Top row: Portrait of the Artist as a Young Douche and then as Old Eddie MunsterBottom row: SS rockin' a Chinese mullet; SS rockin' a cold sore. Steven abusing a guitar and a towel simultaneously. Steven shamelessly molesting young Katherine Heigl. http://twistededge.org/Death_By_Cinema/Seagal_Truth/Panda.jpgAmused Steven dandles an obviously depressed Ling-Ling. There's no need for words anymore. The baby's face says it all. Edited October 26, 2017 by vaportrailer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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