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#81 invisibleairwaves

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:21 PM

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:25 PM

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:29 PM

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Dental plan
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:30 PM

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View PostLost In Xanadu, on 28 February 2013 - 03:25 PM, said:

View Postinvisibleairwaves, on 28 February 2013 - 03:21 PM, said:

Dental plan
Lisa needs braces...
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces...

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:32 PM



Lisa in the sky!  No diamonds, though.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:19 PM

Homer: Will you knock it off, I can't hear myself think!
[the music stops]
Brain: I want some peanuts.
Homer: That's better!


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Posted 28 February 2013 - 10:23 PM

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 11:06 PM

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Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Money's too tight for steak

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 11:16 PM

Bart Simpson: [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers] What'd you get that for?
Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window.
Bart Simpson: Makes sense to me.
Lisa Simpson: Did he die?
Homer: What am I, a Doctor?

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:54 AM

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Bart Simpson: [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers] What'd you get that for?
Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window.
Bart Simpson: Makes sense to me.
Lisa Simpson: Did he die?
Homer: What am I, a Doctor?

I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm?

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:59 PM

http://www.youtube.c...TZ8Z5S9rI#at=36

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:14 AM

Oh wait, this isn't the monster detector, it's the frog exaggerator!

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 11:24 AM

Since the dawn of time, Man has yearned to destroy the Sun.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 04:38 PM

I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, ehhhhhhhh?

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 12:48 AM

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I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, ehhhhhhhh?

Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Warren: I start fires!

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 07:19 AM

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 10:40 PM

That's not the wallet inspector...




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