The Simpsons Thread
Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:25 PM
Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:29 PM
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:19 PM
[the music stops]
Brain: I want some peanuts.
Homer: That's better!
Posted 28 February 2013 - 11:06 PM
Money's too tight for steak
Posted 28 February 2013 - 11:16 PM
Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window.
Bart Simpson: Makes sense to me.
Lisa Simpson: Did he die?
Homer: What am I, a Doctor?
Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:54 AM
I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm?
Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:14 AM
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 07:19 AM
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
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