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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:39 PM

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Hey Homie... I can see your doodle

Shut up, Flanders.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:39 AM

View Postinvisible airwave, on 15 February 2013 - 11:39 PM, said:

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 14 February 2013 - 10:46 PM, said:

Hey Homie... I can see your doodle

Shut up, Flanders.

Stupid Flanders.

Edited by CygnusGal, 16 February 2013 - 09:39 AM.


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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:41 AM

If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 12:38 PM


Edited by invisible airwave, 16 February 2013 - 12:41 PM.


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Posted 16 February 2013 - 12:46 PM

:lol:  Have the Rolling Stones killed. Uh, but sir...

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 12:49 PM

Wooo...STDs!



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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:33 PM

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Wooo...STDs!



I'm so hot for me!  I'm so hot for me!  I'm so hot for me!  I'm so cold! :lol:

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:42 PM

View PostCygnusGal, on 16 February 2013 - 08:39 AM, said:

View Postinvisible airwave, on 15 February 2013 - 11:39 PM, said:

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 14 February 2013 - 10:46 PM, said:

Hey Homie... I can see your doodle

Shut up, Flanders.

Stupid Flanders.

Stupid sexy Flanders

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:53 PM

View Postinvisible airwave, on 16 February 2013 - 01:33 PM, said:

View PostCygnusGal, on 16 February 2013 - 12:49 PM, said:

Wooo...STDs!



I'm so hot for me!  I'm so hot for me!  I'm so hot for me!  I'm so cold! :lol:
Your mother's right Homer :lol:


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Posted 16 February 2013 - 04:31 PM

Apu: Can we talk about accentuating the...uh...masculine area? Lenny Kravitz: Did you hear that, everybody? Apu just asked about crotch stuffing. Now, I don't do that. Kenny Loggins does. Kenny Loggins: [Appearing at the window] I trusted you! [Runs away crying].

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 05:33 PM

:06 - he's a maniac maniac



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Posted 16 February 2013 - 07:35 PM

Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:33 AM

...some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that their skin I chose for,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest! See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:01 PM

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 17 February 2013 - 10:33 AM, said:

...some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that their skin I chose for,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest! See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

"Oh, I can't shoot you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns."

O/T, I saw parts of that Motel Hell horror movie Rory did on AMC over the weekend.  That chainsaw fight is so unintentionally hilarious with his laughter and that pig's head on him. :lol:

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:05 AM

View Postinvisible airwave, on 17 February 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 17 February 2013 - 10:33 AM, said:

...some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that their skin I chose for,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest! See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

"Oh, I can't shoot you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns."

O/T, I saw parts of that Motel Hell horror movie Rory did on AMC over the weekend.  That chainsaw fight is so unintentionally hilarious with his laughter and that pig's head on him. :lol:
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Rory Calhoun?  Yes, you know that actor.  The one that sings and dances.

Funny, I always heard the line:

Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that their skin I chose for


as

It was that or skin my chauffeurs

Of course, the actual lyrics make sense too...stupid brain... :doh:

Hmmm...misheard Simpson's lyrics...

:lol: :unsure: :lol:

Edited by CygnusGal, 18 February 2013 - 09:07 AM.


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:30 AM

Heck, either one could be correct. Maybe I'm mishearing the lyrics :)

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:22 AM

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 18 February 2013 - 09:30 AM, said:

Heck, either one could be correct. Maybe I'm mishearing the lyrics :)
A great song with either lyrics. :cheers:

I really like the vest. :lol:

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:24 AM

Quote

Burns: Look at them.  Smug and secure in their finery.  Mocking us.
Homer: Uh, they're just snowmen, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Ah, snowmen have peepers.  Peepers to watch.  To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we're down!
Homer: [worriedly] What do we do??
Burns: Oh...wouldn't you like to know.
-- "Mountain of Madness"


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:28 AM

Quote

Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
Homer: You and what army?
[imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns]
   [gasps and shakes] Stand back!  I have powers!  [threateningly]
   Political powers!
Burns: [imagines dead world leaders behind Homer] Uuh!
-- Slightly revised history with Gandhi playing kick-boxing,
  "Mountain of Madness"


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:30 AM

Mr. Smithers!  Mr. Smithers!  I found another hurt shrew.  I think this one has a twisted ankle.




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