Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Taken from the local paper's Annie's Mailbox column. Dear Annie: I am a 35 yr old woman with 4 children, an advanced degree and no serious health problems, but I have compulsively and secretly been eating crayons for months. I don't mean chewing on a crayon here and there. I mean eating an entire 64-count box, and doing it several times a week. I can't stop and I don't know why I am doing this. I am too embarrassed to tell my doctor, because I know he will think I am crazy. The box says the crayons are non-toxic, but I'm really eating a lot of them. And this is really a dumb question, but are they fattening? Why am I doing this? Am I cazy? Please help. ~Crayon Freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Oh, dear. That IS rather odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit of radio Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Yes you are plum loco!! argh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 The blue ones are really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 10:41 AM) Taken from the local paper's Annie's Mailbox column. Dear Annie: I am a 35 yr old woman with 4 children, an advanced degree and no serious health problems, but I have compulsively and secretly been eating crayons for months. I don't mean chewing on a crayon here and there. I mean eating an entire 64-count box, and doing it several times a week. I can't stop and I don't know why I am doing this. I am too embarrassed to tell my doctor, because I know he will think I am crazy. The box says the crayons are non-toxic, but I'm really eating a lot of them. And this is really a dumb question, but are they fattening? Why am I doing this? Am I cazy? Please help. ~Crayon Freak Not Crazy, just a colourful character... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 On her birthday and on special occasions she has a box of oil pastels. http://www.scientificillustrator.com/supplies/oil-pastels.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 as opposed to Fruit Pastilles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Damn... here I was thinking they were Smarties Sticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Feb 8 2005, 08:59 AM) Damn... here I was thinking they were Smarties Sticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 At least they're non-toxic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If she melts them ? ham and melted crayola on a roll!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (slacker @ Feb 8 2005, 11:17 AM) If she melts them ? ham and melted crayola on a roll!!!!! Yellow ones...mmmm tasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 The um.....*ahem* end result of eating crayons is probably rather colorful..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Feb 8 2005, 11:31 AM) The um.....*ahem* end result of eating crayons is probably rather colorful..... If they even pass. They'd be more likely to cause blockage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 okokok too much info there Jack! this sounds like something me & my friends would send in just for the heck of it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Feb 8 2005, 08:33 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Feb 8 2005, 11:31 AM) The um.....*ahem* end result of eating crayons is probably rather colorful..... If they even pass. They'd be more likely to cause blockage. Yeah, & you all thought cheese was binding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Feb 8 2005, 11:33 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Feb 8 2005, 11:31 AM) The um.....*ahem* end result of eating crayons is probably rather colorful..... If they even pass. They'd be more likely to cause blockage. Well, Crayola should post a warning on their crayon boxes: "Crayola Crayons are not a good source of fiber. May cause bowel distention." I smell lawsuit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 rainbow poo Bet you couuld turn that into a cartoon............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 11:44 AM) rainbow poo Bet you couuld turn that into a cartoon............ Rainbow Poo - Mr. Hanky's flamboyant cousin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Disco poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I am hungry. Any one got some water colors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Nope, but I got lots of oil paints. They make me giggle....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 They give me gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 I said giggle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I get flagulance from the purple ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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