treeduck Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Somewhere on the forumJohnny's hiding with a gunSwears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for funHe's not sorry for having good tastehe's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun He broke into a DVD storeTo scratch his movie itchHe didn't mean to turn the place into a wreckBut he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck Oh Johnny You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguiseShe doesn't know that his movie kick's gone badWhen they told this to his fatherIt drove the old man madhe shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun??and what is she doing with my married son??" Just as his mother warned himabout watching Keanu Reeveshe said It's alright mom I know the guy is shitStoker's Dracula makes me heavemy nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits Oh Johnny Now the mods have got him surroundedthey're gonna give him to the lawHe wonders what the fuckk's the problemAll this over a shitty store? It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets awayMaster Po and Master Kanwill tear him a new assholemake him walk the rice paper with razor bladesunless he can spin them a yarn Oh Johnny Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burnedHe thought he heard something moveBeside the trash can he stood and turnedThe picture had been removed Now there's a Rocky and Rambo posterAnd a Schwarzenegger one too like they'd popped out of a toasterwarped and popped like glue Oh Johnny And now he runs his own DVD storewith only good flicks now aloud and if you want to hear him roarask for a film starring Will Ferrellor that Adam Sandler boreat your peril... oh Johnny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 EPIC! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean-tor Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy birthday, Johnny! :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday :fury: Have a great day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Somewhere on the forumJohnny's hiding with a gunSwears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for funHe's not sorry for having good tastehe's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun He broke into a DVD storeTo scratch his movie itchHe didn't mean to turn the place into a wreckBut he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck Oh Johnny You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguiseShe doesn't know that his movie kick's gone badWhen they told this to his fatherIt drove the old man madhe shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun??and what is she doing with my married son??" Just as his mother warned himabout watching Keanu Reeveshe said It's alright mom I know the guy is shitStoker's Dracula makes me heavemy nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits Oh Johnny Now the mods have got him surroundedthey're gonna give him to the lawHe wonders what the fuckk's the problemAll this over a shitty store? It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets awayMaster Po and Master Kanwill tear him a new assholemake him walk the rice paper with razor bladesunless he can spin them a yarn Oh Johnny Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burnedHe thought he heard something moveBeside the trash can he stood and turnedThe picture had been removed Now there's a Rocky and Rambo posterAnd a Schwarzenegger one too like they'd popped out of a toasterwarped and popped like glue Oh Johnny And now he runs his own DVD storewith only good flicks now aloud and if you want to hear him roarask for a film starring Will Ferrellor that Adam Sandler boreat your peril... oh JohnnySomehow I just can't place where that's from...and it's got to be a parody of something, yeah? But you got everything down from the peril of asking me about Ferrell and Sandler (though Adam I might slide because I did enjoy Happy Gilmore and Wedding Singer) to the Keanu and Affleck poke...Ben's not a total slag though. And ahhh, the ripping of my sphincter and walking on razor blades rice paper is a given with Masters Po and Khan. Back in this world, I'm on the train now. In front of me is a young white kid wearing a baseball cap with the Canadien flag on it and suitcases galore. He's got the Geddy glasses and Vapor Trails era hairdo but he actually looks like Rik Emmett. The environmental backdrop is that there's a typhoon plowing through Japan at the moment...though it is not in this area, we're still getting some annoying rain. These are the things you'd see if you had a JohnnyBlaze birthday. Thanks heaps duck-san. May a dozen female birds hoist their ample breasts in your direction for one hundred millennia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 EPIC!That it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy birthday, Johnny! :cheers:Thanks a lot bean-tor! :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday :fury: Have a great dayThere's the Grand Designs Lion guy now! Thanks!And my day's essentially over. It being nearly 7pm here, all I've got to do is get home and drink several of the import beers Mrs. Blaze got me. She proclaimed earlier, "When you get home, it'll be Beer Festival time for us!" Sometimes it's wise to just buckle down and follow orders. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday Mr. Blaze. Hope it's a wonderful one... :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod in Toronto Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday Jay-Bee! (lame, I know...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/yvKPLOp.jpg Happy Birthday, Bobo Johnny! :banana: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Duck - that's incredible! :D Happy Birthday, JB! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy birthday JB! :banana: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday JB!! :7up: :ebert: :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbine Freight Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday Mr. Blaze. Hope it's a wonderful one... :cheers:Kompai Narps! :cheers:Nice pics of you at that golf fandango btw. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday Jay-Bee! (lame, I know...)A Happy Birthday wish is never lame Rod! Thanks! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, Johnny! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/yvKPLOp.jpg Happy Birthday, Bobo Johnny! :banana:Just looking at Ric Flair screaming "woooooo..." is good enough for me Storm! Nice Ghost Rider cake find! :cheers: On a side note, "boboY" is a nickname my mum STILL calls me from back in the 70s. (It's a filipino thang). So "Bobo" is incidentally very close! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday Mr. Blaze. Hope it's a wonderful one... :cheers:Kompai Narps! :cheers:Nice pics of you at that golf fandango btw. :)Thanks brother blaze.... :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Duck - that's incredible! :D Happy Birthday, JB! That duck is a crazy fool isn't he? Kompai babycat! :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy birthday JB! :banana:Thanks big dog! :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday JB!! :7up: :ebert: :cheers:Thanks a lot Fishman! Always cool to see you swimming about! :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Happy Birthday!Thanks Turbine! I appreciate it! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, Johnny! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:Kompai Lorraine! :cheers:I'll make sure to keep my barbaric F-bombs to a minimum today. ;)j/k Thanks a lot :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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