JohnnyBlaze Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Anyone who has read my posts knows already that I am a dork. But if it helps...I grabbed a middle age woman's bum by accident. I turned around and WAMMO she got a shock right on her buttress.Depending on the bum tonality, that could've been a pleasant surprise and not so dorky after all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Anyone who has read my posts knows already that I am a dork. But if it helps...I grabbed a middle age woman's bum by accident. I turned around and WAMMO she got a shock right on her buttress.Depending on the bum tonality, that could've been a pleasant surprise and not so dorky after all. Hehe she didn't snap at me haha No butt seriously (hehe), it wasn't intended and I thought I might have lost my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Anyone who has read my posts knows already that I am a dork. But if it helps...I grabbed a middle age woman's bum by accident. I turned around and WAMMO she got a shock right on her buttress.Depending on the bum tonality, that could've been a pleasant surprise and not so dorky after all. Hehe she didn't snap at me haha No butt seriously (hehe), it wasn't intended and I thought I might have lost my hand.Hehe. Every time it happens to me I get a slap in the face or a date. 99%, the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Anyone who has read my posts knows already that I am a dork. But if it helps...I grabbed a middle age woman's bum by accident. I turned around and WAMMO she got a shock right on her buttress.Depending on the bum tonality, that could've been a pleasant surprise and not so dorky after all. Hehe she didn't snap at me haha No butt seriously (hehe), it wasn't intended and I thought I might have lost my hand.Hehe. Every time it happens to me I get a slap in the face or a date. 99%, the former. If you don't believe me ask Tony R, But I am a proper charmer haha If I got a slap I think I'd self destruct haha *modestly kisses reflection huehuehue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Does my entire life count?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Does my entire life count?? Yes. Most certainly. Definitely. Don't doubt yourself. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Does my entire life count?? Yes. Most certainly. Definitely. Don't doubt yourself. Ever. Thanks,dude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I have the feeling almost everyone can consider parts of their lives a complete DORK-out. I know I DO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack jaw gaze Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I burned my thumb on a 400-degree metal dish while taking it out of the oven on Friday night. Then yesterday, I had a tiny little hangnail on my right index finger. I bit on it, but instead of just severing it with my teeth, I ripped it backward, and it went down into the dermis- I couldn't get it to stop bleeding for awhile.This reminds me of something I did about 10 years ago. How much damage to your thumb can a 2 oz. piece of rubber do? I was starting a power washer with a pull starter after it had run out of gas. The engine tended to have a pretty good kickback under those conditions, so the pull cord kind of acted like the tip end of a whip. (The Mythbusters proved that the tip of a whip breaks the sound barrier). That small little rubber piece at the end of the pull cord hit my left thumb perfectly square, and it couldn't have hurt more if I had hit it with a hammer. I lost the thumb nail and all that fun stuff that happens when you bash the crap out of a fingernail. It's as good as old now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I burned my thumb on a 400-degree metal dish while taking it out of the oven on Friday night. Then yesterday, I had a tiny little hangnail on my right index finger. I bit on it, but instead of just severing it with my teeth, I ripped it backward, and it went down into the dermis- I couldn't get it to stop bleeding for awhile.This reminds me of something I did about 10 years ago. How much damage to your thumb can a 2 oz. piece of rubber do? I was starting a power washer with a pull starter after it had run out of gas. The engine tended to have a pretty good kickback under those conditions, so the pull cord kind of acted like the tip end of a whip. (The Mythbusters proved that the tip of a whip breaks the sound barrier). That small little rubber piece at the end of the pull cord hit my left thumb perfectly square, and it couldn't have hurt more if I had hit it with a hammer. I lost the thumb nail and all that fun stuff that happens when you bash the crap out of a fingernail. It's as good as old now. Jeez...I feel your pain, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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