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My furnace froze up. It was 18 below zero here last night. My truck struggled to start. But it is Valentines Day. Lots of Love to all. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Hey Everyone! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Holidays/Happy-Valentines-Day-Wallpaper-Heart_sm.jpg :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Edited by OldRUSHfan
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And please don't forget to plan ahead...

 

http://www.theonion....view:NA:InFocus

 

Heh !.. been shaving down there for quite a few years now.. more out of necessity than "kink". It all started one Saturday morning after a prolonged spell of overtime, insufficient sleep and a night on the lash. Anyway, woke up around seven that morning busting for a "Jimmy Riddle" and in my state of fatigued, alcohol-fuelled soporific-ness proceeded to the bathroom. After what seemed like an age fumbling around in my boxers i couldn't locate my thang for the thicket.. but to my relief, relief was soon to relieve me of my swollen bladder, and did so.. all down my leg. So needless to say, off they (pubes) came.. and have done regularly since..

 

I also had a trim around that region this morning.. totally forgot it was Valentine's Day today.

 

:eh: TMI dude. :LOL:

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Isaac is still the man

 

Issac the love boat pimp. Julie was his top ho.

I've never been on a cruise ship, but you know that kind of shit goes down (figuratively and literally). Come on, big boat, the middle of nowhere, no real laws or police force.

Isaac is already plottin' my brotha!

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1217808088_1.jpg

Two out of three of these are true:

 

1) That Gopher actor left acting in the 80s and became a congressman in the Midwest.

 

2) Isaac used to write a sex column with porn star Jenna Jameson.

 

3) Isaac was originally chosen to sing the Love Boat theme song in his best Isaac Hayes voice but studio executives changed their minds at the last second.

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I could puke.

 

Valentine's Day sucks.

 

You said it!

 

Sitting here on my lame computer sipping a beer listening to "Whiplash Smile."

 

Love makes me want to snap my neck.

 

"Kill 'Em All" is next on the stereo.

 

Love, I mean Hate,

 

METALLICA LOL!!

 

JK!

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Isaac is still the man

 

Issac the love boat pimp. Julie was his top ho.

I've never been on a cruise ship, but you know that kind of shit goes down (figuratively and literally). Come on, big boat, the middle of nowhere, no real laws or police force.

Isaac is already plottin' my brotha!

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1217808088_1.jpg

Two out of three of these are true:

 

1) That Gopher actor left acting in the 80s and became a congressman in the Midwest.

 

2) Isaac used to write a sex column with porn star Jenna Jameson.

 

3) Isaac was originally chosen to sing the Love Boat theme song in his best Isaac Hayes voice but studio executives changed their minds at the last second.

Awesome Love Boat knowledge! I loved that show! It was always Love Boat followed by Fantasy Island.

 

Now TV is nothing but SHITE.

 

"LOVE IS FOR SUCKERS!"

 

Signed,

 

TWISTED SISTER

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Isaac is still the man

 

Issac the love boat pimp. Julie was his top ho.

I've never been on a cruise ship, but you know that kind of shit goes down (figuratively and literally). Come on, big boat, the middle of nowhere, no real laws or police force.

Isaac is already plottin' my brotha!

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1217808088_1.jpg

Two out of three of these are true:

 

1) That Gopher actor left acting in the 80s and became a congressman in the Midwest.

 

2) Isaac used to write a sex column with porn star Jenna Jameson.

 

3) Isaac was originally chosen to sing the Love Boat theme song in his best Isaac Hayes voice but studio executives changed their minds at the last second.

 

I know #1 is true, and I'm guessing #2 is as well.

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I could puke.

 

Earl.....! :hug2: :wub:

 

Haha! Thanks sweetheart! I'm good! I'm really not that bitter.....

 

I never liked Valentine's Day anyway because you should love your mate everyday.

It sucks. I don't care that I'm on a public forum.

I was with one woman for 21 years and it's over.

It sucks my birthday is the day after Valentine's Day.

As you know Baby I am strange and wear my heart on my sleeve.

Life is short hence I don't care anymore what people think of me.

I used to. Even on here.

Well hopefully one person who reads my rants or crap will get it and will learn from my mistakes.

Even Pat will give me shite for this but I wish I was still married.

It's not because of the money.

It's not because of the alimony.

Sadly I am a lucid dreamer.

Lucid dreams haunt me every night.

I remember them all.

I could write a screenplay or a soap opera based on my dreaming patterns.

 

It kills me but that's life.

Gosh, I feel like an idiot typing this shit.

I should just hit the close button and not put this on here but then again who cares.

It's how I feel.

I wanted to be married forever.

I feel as a 48 year old on the planet that marriage has lost it's luster. It's respect and truth.

Divorce these days is running rampant like the Black Plague.

It saddens my heart.

But there is nothing I can do as one stupid human.

I'm just a cog in the wheel of life.

Again, you know I can be over the top and totally stupid and nerdy on here.

But my daughters are the most important reality to me.

I will do anything for them.

Unconditional love.

So Happy Valentine's Day to all.

I love many of you on here.

My girls fukking rule.

I may be sad but I am one of the luckiest humans on the planet.

Not even Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders has seen RUSH 60 times in their lives! I HAVE!

 

I'm voting for NEIL PEART for president!!!

 

Cheers my dear!

 

Hope I didn't offend you.

 

:)

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I could puke.

 

Earl.....! :hug2: :wub:

 

Haha! Thanks sweetheart! I'm good! I'm really not that bitter.....

 

I never liked Valentine's Day anyway because you should love your mate everyday.

It sucks. I don't care that I'm on a public forum.

I was with one woman for 21 years and it's over.

It sucks my birthday is the day after Valentine's Day.

As you know Baby I am strange and wear my heart on my sleeve.

Life is short hence I don't care anymore what people think of me.

I used to. Even on here.

Well hopefully one person who reads my rants or crap will get it and will learn from my mistakes.

Even Pat will give me shite for this but I wish I was still married.

It's not because of the money.

It's not because of the alimony.

Sadly I am a lucid dreamer.

Lucid dreams haunt me every night.

I remember them all.

I could write a screenplay or a soap opera based on my dreaming patterns.

 

It kills me but that's life.

Gosh, I feel like an idiot typing this shit.

I should just hit the close button and not put this on here but then again who cares.

It's how I feel.

I wanted to be married forever.

I feel as a 48 year old on the planet that marriage has lost it's luster. It's respect and truth.

Divorce these days is running rampant like the Black Plague.

It saddens my heart.

But there is nothing I can do as one stupid human.

I'm just a cog in the wheel of life.

Again, you know I can be over the top and totally stupid and nerdy on here.

But my daughters are the most important reality to me.

I will do anything for them.

Unconditional love.

So Happy Valentine's Day to all.

I love many of you on here.

My girls fukking rule.

I may be sad but I am one of the luckiest humans on the planet.

Not even Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders has seen RUSH 60 times in their lives! I HAVE!

 

I'm voting for NEIL PEART for president!!!

 

Cheers my dear!

 

Hope I didn't offend you.

 

:)

 

No offense at all, Earl - no worries. :)

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I could puke.

 

Earl.....! :hug2: :wub:

 

Haha! Thanks sweetheart! I'm good! I'm really not that bitter.....

 

I never liked Valentine's Day anyway because you should love your mate everyday.

It sucks. I don't care that I'm on a public forum.

I was with one woman for 21 years and it's over.

It sucks my birthday is the day after Valentine's Day.

As you know Baby I am strange and wear my heart on my sleeve.

Life is short hence I don't care anymore what people think of me.

I used to. Even on here.

Well hopefully one person who reads my rants or crap will get it and will learn from my mistakes.

Even Pat will give me shite for this but I wish I was still married.

It's not because of the money.

It's not because of the alimony.

Sadly I am a lucid dreamer.

Lucid dreams haunt me every night.

I remember them all.

I could write a screenplay or a soap opera based on my dreaming patterns.

 

It kills me but that's life.

Gosh, I feel like an idiot typing this shit.

I should just hit the close button and not put this on here but then again who cares.

It's how I feel.

I wanted to be married forever.

I feel as a 48 year old on the planet that marriage has lost it's luster. It's respect and truth.

Divorce these days is running rampant like the Black Plague.

It saddens my heart.

But there is nothing I can do as one stupid human.

I'm just a cog in the wheel of life.

Again, you know I can be over the top and totally stupid and nerdy on here.

But my daughters are the most important reality to me.

I will do anything for them.

Unconditional love.

So Happy Valentine's Day to all.

I love many of you on here.

My girls fukking rule.

I may be sad but I am one of the luckiest humans on the planet.

Not even Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders has seen RUSH 60 times in their lives! I HAVE!

 

I'm voting for NEIL PEART for president!!!

 

Cheers my dear!

 

Hope I didn't offend you.

 

:)

 

Maybe Wendy will come back to you one day, Earl.

 

In the meantime, you have everything to live for, and more than many people do. Even those who have a partner in life.

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:mwah:

:hug2: :mwah: :heart: :mwah: :hug2: :mwah: :wub: :mwah: :heart:

Happy Valentine's Day

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I love you all!

:heart: :mwah: :hug2: :mwah: :wub: :mwah: :heart: :mwah: :hug2: :mwah:

 

Ozzy Osbourne, is that you?

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I could puke.

 

Earl.....! :hug2: :wub:

 

Haha! Thanks sweetheart! I'm good! I'm really not that bitter.....

 

I never liked Valentine's Day anyway because you should love your mate everyday.

It sucks. I don't care that I'm on a public forum.

I was with one woman for 21 years and it's over.

It sucks my birthday is the day after Valentine's Day.

As you know Baby I am strange and wear my heart on my sleeve.

Life is short hence I don't care anymore what people think of me.

I used to. Even on here.

Well hopefully one person who reads my rants or crap will get it and will learn from my mistakes.

Even Pat will give me shite for this but I wish I was still married.

It's not because of the money.

It's not because of the alimony.

Sadly I am a lucid dreamer.

Lucid dreams haunt me every night.

I remember them all.

I could write a screenplay or a soap opera based on my dreaming patterns.

 

It kills me but that's life.

Gosh, I feel like an idiot typing this shit.

I should just hit the close button and not put this on here but then again who cares.

It's how I feel.

I wanted to be married forever.

I feel as a 48 year old on the planet that marriage has lost it's luster. It's respect and truth.

Divorce these days is running rampant like the Black Plague.

It saddens my heart.

But there is nothing I can do as one stupid human.

I'm just a cog in the wheel of life.

Again, you know I can be over the top and totally stupid and nerdy on here.

But my daughters are the most important reality to me.

I will do anything for them.

Unconditional love.

So Happy Valentine's Day to all.

I love many of you on here.

My girls fukking rule.

I may be sad but I am one of the luckiest humans on the planet.

Not even Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders has seen RUSH 60 times in their lives! I HAVE!

 

I'm voting for NEIL PEART for president!!!

 

Cheers my dear!

 

Hope I didn't offend you.

 

:)

 

Maybe Wendy will come back to you one day, Earl.

 

In the meantime, you have everything to live for, and more than many people do. Even those who have a partner in life.

 

Time will tell my dear.

 

Thanks!!!!

 

Love you!

 

I'm good!

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I could puke.

 

Earl.....! :hug2: :wub:

 

Haha! Thanks sweetheart! I'm good! I'm really not that bitter.....

 

I never liked Valentine's Day anyway because you should love your mate everyday.

It sucks. I don't care that I'm on a public forum.

I was with one woman for 21 years and it's over.

It sucks my birthday is the day after Valentine's Day.

As you know Baby I am strange and wear my heart on my sleeve.

Life is short hence I don't care anymore what people think of me.

I used to. Even on here.

Well hopefully one person who reads my rants or crap will get it and will learn from my mistakes.

Even Pat will give me shite for this but I wish I was still married.

It's not because of the money.

It's not because of the alimony.

Sadly I am a lucid dreamer.

Lucid dreams haunt me every night.

I remember them all.

I could write a screenplay or a soap opera based on my dreaming patterns.

 

It kills me but that's life.

Gosh, I feel like an idiot typing this shit.

I should just hit the close button and not put this on here but then again who cares.

It's how I feel.

I wanted to be married forever.

I feel as a 48 year old on the planet that marriage has lost it's luster. It's respect and truth.

Divorce these days is running rampant like the Black Plague.

It saddens my heart.

But there is nothing I can do as one stupid human.

I'm just a cog in the wheel of life.

Again, you know I can be over the top and totally stupid and nerdy on here.

But my daughters are the most important reality to me.

I will do anything for them.

Unconditional love.

So Happy Valentine's Day to all.

I love many of you on here.

My girls fukking rule.

I may be sad but I am one of the luckiest humans on the planet.

Not even Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders has seen RUSH 60 times in their lives! I HAVE!

 

I'm voting for NEIL PEART for president!!!

 

Cheers my dear!

 

Hope I didn't offend you.

 

:)

 

No offense at all, Earl - no worries. :)

 

Thanks Cat!

 

Love U 2!!

 

Signed,

 

Larry Mullen Jr.

 

LOL!

 

Everyday is "New Year's Day."

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RUSHHEAD666

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This song has made me sad, but I get it. I had my questioned answered with a "yes" yet it still failed. Why is divorce so common these days? Whatever happened to people staying together forever? My parents are. 55 years. But I get it. I know humanity is not a monogamous species. I should have been an Orca or a wolf. Anyway nice song Troy. Time to play "Hemipspheres" on the drums! I need to wake up my spirit and thrive.

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