Narps Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. Wondering?..... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. How is it that so much mass has gravitated towards the... bellybutton region? I imagine naked it must look something like one of those small watermelons hanging by a single vine. I know Wal Mart must sell bras. Perhaps not in her size though. Buy a slingshot or something, anything to holster those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. How is it that so much mass has gravitated towards the... bellybutton region? I imagine naked it must look something like one of those small watermelons hanging by a single vine. I know Wal Mart must sell bras. Perhaps not in her size though. Buy a slingshot or something, anything to holster those things.They probably look like a melon hanging in an old knee high stocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 (edited) Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. How is it that so much mass has gravitated towards the... bellybutton region? I imagine naked it must look something like one of those small watermelons hanging by a single vine. I know Wal Mart must sell bras. Perhaps not in her size though. Buy a slingshot or something, anything to holster those things.They probably look like a melon hanging in an old knee high stocking.I could make the case that if you are a lazy lover they could work out from a purely logistical point of view.... Edited October 7, 2014 by Narpski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. How is it that so much mass has gravitated towards the... bellybutton region? I imagine naked it must look something like one of those small watermelons hanging by a single vine. I know Wal Mart must sell bras. Perhaps not in her size though. Buy a slingshot or something, anything to holster those things.They probably look like a melon hanging in an old knee high stocking.I could make the case that if you are a lazy lover they could work out from a purely logistical point of view.... I bet she gets rug burn on them when she does it doggie style! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. How is it that so much mass has gravitated towards the... bellybutton region? I imagine naked it must look something like one of those small watermelons hanging by a single vine. I know Wal Mart must sell bras. Perhaps not in her size though. Buy a slingshot or something, anything to holster those things.They probably look like a melon hanging in an old knee high stocking.I could make the case that if you are a lazy lover they could work out from a purely logistical point of view.... The prude in me went, tsk tsk tsk. The non-prude in me raised an eyebrow and smirked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. How is it that so much mass has gravitated towards the... bellybutton region? I imagine naked it must look something like one of those small watermelons hanging by a single vine. I know Wal Mart must sell bras. Perhaps not in her size though. Buy a slingshot or something, anything to holster those things.They probably look like a melon hanging in an old knee high stocking.I could make the case that if you are a lazy lover they could work out from a purely logistical point of view.... The prude in me went, tsk tsk tsk. The non-prude in me raised an eyebrow and smirked.At least you kind of got the thought process behind it anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikenrooster Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 When you need school supplies for 3-4 kids, Walmart is great. It's not our favorite but sometimes you can't beat the prices. I think that the oddest thing about Walmart is it's consistency. It doesn't matter where you are in the US (and even Canada) it's always the same type of people in them. I've been in California, Nevada, Michigan, Florida, North Carolina and Windsor Ontario. If someone knocked you out cold inside Walmart took you across the country and woke you up inside another Walmart, you would never know you had been moved until you went outside.I have found this to be true in my travels as well, BUT, Florida takes the cake, IMHO.For me, it's the convenience factor, as I explained in the other thread. Laundry supplies, shower supplies, water, drinks, salads, and if something minor goes wrong with the truck (headlamp, low coolant, etc.) , I can get supplies. Cash back and a place to park. My apologies to all, but that's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 When you need school supplies for 3-4 kids, Walmart is great. It's not our favorite but sometimes you can't beat the prices. I think that the oddest thing about Walmart is it's consistency. It doesn't matter where you are in the US (and even Canada) it's always the same type of people in them. I've been in California, Nevada, Michigan, Florida, North Carolina and Windsor Ontario. If someone knocked you out cold inside Walmart took you across the country and woke you up inside another Walmart, you would never know you had been moved until you went outside.I have found this to be true in my travels as well, BUT, Florida takes the cake, IMHO.For me, it's the convenience factor, as I explained in the other thread. Laundry supplies, shower supplies, water, drinks, salads, and if something minor goes wrong with the truck (headlamp, low coolant, etc.) , I can get supplies. Cash back and a place to park. My apologies to all, but that's life.But tell the truth...you laughed at a few of those pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikenrooster Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 (edited) When you need school supplies for 3-4 kids, Walmart is great. It's not our favorite but sometimes you can't beat the prices. I think that the oddest thing about Walmart is it's consistency. It doesn't matter where you are in the US (and even Canada) it's always the same type of people in them. I've been in California, Nevada, Michigan, Florida, North Carolina and Windsor Ontario. If someone knocked you out cold inside Walmart took you across the country and woke you up inside another Walmart, you would never know you had been moved until you went outside.I have found this to be true in my travels as well, BUT, Florida takes the cake, IMHO.For me, it's the convenience factor, as I explained in the other thread. Laundry supplies, shower supplies, water, drinks, salads, and if something minor goes wrong with the truck (headlamp, low coolant, etc.) , I can get supplies. Cash back and a place to park. My apologies to all, but that's life.But tell the truth...you laughed at a few of those pictures.Unfortunately, I've seen a lot of that in real life. A few months ago I went into one near Cleveland. Jesus Christ. It was the workers who were absolutely pathetic. As usual everyone in Cleveland wants to talk about their retirement pension, instead of working. You see, Ohio is actually a pretty cool state, sans Cleveland. The people there are nuts, to use a kind word. Edited October 7, 2014 by Aikenrooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikenrooster Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I need yall to explain to me how to post pictures on here from my phone. I could share so much with yall in real time, and make yall laugh. Especially some of the church signs I see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I haven't a clue. Hopefully somebody does.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I laughed, but feel horrible. The working poor... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh gravity, thou is a heartless bitch.http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6079.jpgThe more I look at this, the more I find myself strangely aroused. How is it that so much mass has gravitated towards the... bellybutton region? I imagine naked it must look something like one of those small watermelons hanging by a single vine. I know Wal Mart must sell bras. Perhaps not in her size though. Buy a slingshot or something, anything to holster those things.They probably look like a melon hanging in an old knee high stocking.I could make the case that if you are a lazy lover they could work out from a purely logistical point of view.... Lazy and blind. . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikenrooster Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I laughed, but feel horrible. The working poor... Why? They dress that way because they want attention, and they got it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus 2112 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I shop at WalMart all the time. They've got great prices on a bunch of stuff. And no I don't fit in with the people posted in this thread, and we don't have these people in our Wal-Mart. *knock on wood* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Note to self: Don't check in on this thread while eating! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Once in my pre-boycott WM days, I was browsing through the food aisles looking for salsa. I happened to glance up and see a stockboy putting yogurt in the cooler section. He paused to stick his hand down the back of his pants and give his ass crack a good thorough scratching, after which he resumed stocking yogurt cartons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Once in my pre-boycott WM days, I was browsing through the food aisles looking for salsa. I happened to glance up and see a stockboy putting yogurt in the cooler section. He paused to stick his hand down the back of his pants and give his ass crack a good thorough scratching, after which he resumed stocking yogurt cartons.......and???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I don't shop at Wal-Mart. I get hives when ever I go into one. Here's why. If this happened to me, I'm done shopping....end of story. It's straight to the car!http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/6768.jpg I'm not going to ask what happened there. I don't dare. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I don't shop at Wal-Mart. I get hives when ever I go into one. Here's why. If this happened to me, I'm done shopping....end of story. It's straight to the car!http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/6768.jpg I'm not going to ask what happened there. I don't dare.too much scratching while stocking yogurt I bet! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Maybe on her way somewhere and needs to buy pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Maybe on her way somewhere and needs to buy pants? She could have just split them bowling and hasn't had the opportunity to change.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Maybe on her way somewhere and needs to buy pants? She could have just split them bowling and hasn't had the opportunity to change.... Someone heard her remark "Sure, what harm could a wafer thin mint do?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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