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Pretty much the entire album.

 

I love Presto!

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But when push comes to shove...Chain Lightning...
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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

 

Are you the same person who once called Test For Echo "Incest Whore Gecko"? :rfl:

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If they HAVE to play something from Presto, the title track. The Pass is good but they did that last tour.

 

Am I the only one who doesn't think Available Light would go over well live? People talked about Mission being a crowdkiller on the Snakes and Arrows Tour but I think this one would be 10x worse.

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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

 

Are you the same person who once called Test For Echo "Incest Whore Gecko"? :rfl:

 

Wow I forgot about that one ha ha...yep, that was me!!! :)

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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

 

its been a while since I last said this...

 

 

EAT MY POO

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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

 

I don't agree with any of it, but damn it that was a funny read :D

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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

 

its been a while since I last said this...

 

 

EAT MY POO

 

Was that a hidden bonus track on the original cassette release?

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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

 

its been a while since I last said this...

 

 

EAT MY POO

 

Was that a hidden bonus track on the original cassette release?

 

Yes! Well done! Lol

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Well, it all depends on how quickly you want to clear the room.

 

The only song that anyone who isn't more than a casual fan will possibly know is "Show Don't Tell" or (very slightly) possibly "The Ass." The most fun to hear would actually be "Chain Lightning" as it actually isn't that bad (make sure you get the Geddy-sat-on-his-sack "nya nya nya's" right) and would be a fun surprise to hear.

 

Absolutely avoid "Poopycumdickd'er" unless your audience likes Tears for Fears and embraces their more feminine side.

 

And, if you want to make the audience wish they were at a seminar on the logistics of insuring plowing equipment in Kansas, play "Whore Taint."

 

But, if you wish to make the audience think that you're 'in' on the "we can play crappy Rush too" joke, then by all means play "Ass-a-grab (for Man-Ho)" as there are not many finer examples of pure horsesh*t than that steamin' pile.

 

However, if you want to play songs for the military to give them ideas for songs they can torture terrorist prisoners with, then you can't get much better than either "Red Mountain Fresh Tide with Bleach" or "Ass Insert Fist" as both of those songs will turn ANY brain to drone-like mush.

 

If you want to please group-think bandwagon fanboys, then by all means bust out an extended version of "Available Sh*t" while the singer cries during the ending.

 

I don't agree with any of it, but damn it that was a funny read :D

 

Not really. Sounds like something a semi-erudite high school junior would write while thinking he was being witty.

 

Maybe I'm missing the humor?

 

Idk; the existence of a phrase like "group-think bandwagon fanboys" reeks of a newer Rush fan desperate to distance himself from the very identity he's railing against.

 

Anyhow, to address the OP, see if you can pull off "Scars". Barring that, "War Paint".

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Presto is one of the most underrated Rush albums. Haters be dammed!
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