Chronos Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that. *Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.* I hope you're okay now. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas Edited February 26, 2014 by Chronos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 BAM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus 2112 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb? How could they possibly think that's a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomesickAlien Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 At the risk of taking this thread further into the gutter: http://www.holytaco....-be-freed-from/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb? How could they possibly think that's a good idea?I know! Maybe she just really wanted a three-way. That was in poor taste. I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 DOUGH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P . But a lightbulb? I don't even want to think about that..! How about a large cucumber? Ew..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P . But a lightbulb? I don't even want to think about that..! How about a large cucumber? Ew..! I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P . But a lightbulb? I don't even want to think about that..! How about a large cucumber? Ew..! I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... I don't care - it's still ew! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P . But a lightbulb? I don't even want to think about that..! How about a large cucumber? Ew..! I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... I don't care - it's still ew! Gotcha. I will let it go..... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas :o Wait... what... Donny Osmond?! :o 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas :o Wait... what... Donny Osmond?! :oThat was a good 1. He looks awful young too.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas :o Wait... what... Donny Osmond?! :oThat was a good 1. He looks awful young too.... :) And that knife..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Ima just leave this here: The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas :o Wait... what... Donny Osmond?! :oThat was a good 1. He looks awful young too.... :) And that knife..! Made me cringe, too even though I don't have a ... sheath... shall we say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadoood Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) I've only attempted this with a Subway 5 dollar footlong Edited February 26, 2014 by Xanadoood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomesickAlien Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 At the risk of taking this thread further into the gutter: 7 Bizarre Items That Were Lodged in. . . :outtahere: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus 2112 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 At the risk of taking this thread further into the gutter: 7 Bizarre Items That Were Lodged in. . . :outtahere:Concrete? What did he expect to happen with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 At the risk of taking this thread further into the gutter: 7 Bizarre Items That Were Lodged in. . . :outtahere:Concrete? What did he expect to happen with it? The only one I've ever heard of was about Ryan shoving that car up his butt in Jackass. Painful to watch too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that. About 20 years ago there was an incident at a hotel in my hometown (Atlanta) involving a late night skinny dip in the pool and the intake for the pool filter pump. Dude was naked, alone, and the intake was waist-high in the water and had some powerful suction. He ended up having to scream for help and wake up all of the hotel's occupants in his efforts to get the attention of the night management. Seems that once he succeeded in mating with the pool filter, things became swollen and stuck and he was unable to extricate himself. Merely turning the filter off didn't work either, and it was only with the aid of the fire department and a jackhammer that they were able to free him. This was in the days before Youtube and all the other social media, of course, but the local radio stations had a field day with it. Most guys I know would have probably just drowned themselves rather than endure that humiliation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that. About 20 years ago there was an incident at a hotel in my hometown (Atlanta) involving a late night skinny dip in the pool and the intake for the pool filter pump. Dude was naked, alone, and the intake was waist-high in the water and had some powerful suction. He ended up having to scream for help and wake up all of the hotel's occupants in his efforts to get the attention of the night management. Seems that once he succeeded in mating with the pool filter, things became swollen and stuck and he was unable to extricate himself. Merely turning the filter off didn't work either, and it was only with the aid of the fire department and a jackhammer that they were able to free him. This was in the days before Youtube and all the other social media, of course, but the local radio stations had a field day with it. Most guys I know would have probably just drowned themselves rather than endure that humiliation. Bet that must have been really embarrassing...... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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