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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:
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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:

You don't want to come back from Sorento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.
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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:

You don't want to come back from Sorento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.

Ah, well, we can 'elp you. :hi: :hi: We deal with stiffs. We can burn her, bury her or dump her. Dump her in the Thames.
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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:

You don't want to come back from Sorento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.

Ah, well, we can 'elp you. :hi: :hi: We deal with stiffs. We can burn her, bury her or dump her. Dump her in the Thames.

the Thames, lying like a silver turd between Richmond and Isleworth. This was a major setback. How could they possibly cross the river?
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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:

You don't want to come back from Sorento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.

Ah, well, we can 'elp you. :hi: :hi: We deal with stiffs. We can burn her, bury her or dump her. Dump her in the Thames.

the Thames, lying like a silver turd between Richmond and Isleworth. This was a major setback. How could they possibly cross the river?

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. :codger:
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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:

You don't want to come back from Sorento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.

Ah, well, we can 'elp you. :hi: :hi: We deal with stiffs. We can burn her, bury her or dump her. Dump her in the Thames.

the Thames, lying like a silver turd between Richmond and Isleworth. This was a major setback. How could they possibly cross the river?

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. :codger:

I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. :huh:
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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:

You don't want to come back from Sorento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.

Ah, well, we can 'elp you. :hi: :hi: We deal with stiffs. We can burn her, bury her or dump her. Dump her in the Thames.

the Thames, lying like a silver turd between Richmond and Isleworth. This was a major setback. How could they possibly cross the river?

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. :codger:

I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. :huh:

:yes: It probably doesn't even know where the billiard room is.
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...97,300,912, and ITV nought. :banghead:

I think he's right about the coons, but then I'm a bit mental.

Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history.

No, me doctor, you Mr. Your_Lion.

Doctor...surgeon...proctologist...and selfless fighter against human suffering. :fuckwithadmin:

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up, and shove them off the face of the earth... :rage: Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.

Is Mr. Trotsky in his room, please? :bitchslap:

You were lucky to have a ROOM! We used to have to live in a corridor!

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Pension day's the worst - they go mad. :bang bang: :bang bang:

before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies

I'm afraid Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. The old song finished him orff. :geddy:

Here....he says he's not dead!

No, he's not completely dead. No. But he's not at all well. :Alex:

You don't want to come back from Sorento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.

Ah, well, we can 'elp you. :hi: :hi: We deal with stiffs. We can burn her, bury her or dump her. Dump her in the Thames.

the Thames, lying like a silver turd between Richmond and Isleworth. This was a major setback. How could they possibly cross the river?

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. :codger:

I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. :huh:

:yes: It probably doesn't even know where the billiard room is.

you can use the spare room as a dung room
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :sundog:
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :sundog:

Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. :no:
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :sundog:

Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. :no:

Oh, you dumb cluck! :moon: We spent weeks organizing this job. Citizen rented a room across the road and filmed the people going in and out every day.
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :sundog:

Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. :no:

Oh, you dumb cluck! :moon: We spent weeks organizing this job. Citizen rented a room across the road and filmed the people going in and out every day.

I've got that fixed on the Baileys at Number 13. Their new lodger moves in today.
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :sundog:

Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. :no:

Oh, you dumb cluck! :moon: We spent weeks organizing this job. Citizen rented a room across the road and filmed the people going in and out every day.

I've got that fixed on the Baileys at Number 13. Their new lodger moves in today.

Yeah, this used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays, some of us daren't even go down to the shops. :scared:
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :sundog:

Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. :no:

Oh, you dumb cluck! :moon: We spent weeks organizing this job. Citizen rented a room across the road and filmed the people going in and out every day.

I've got that fixed on the Baileys at Number 13. Their new lodger moves in today.

Yeah, this used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays, some of us daren't even go down to the shops. :scared:

Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh?
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We could put the Minister for Colonies under the clock. He's small. :16ton:

There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down. :unsure: http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0058.gif

...and hurry along to StLoony up the Cream Bum and Jam. :angel:

I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney

Citizen of the World is not a loony. He is a "television personality".

Oh, Mr. Citizen, it's so nice to see you. Will you sign this for my little daughter, please? :wub:

Listen, just for the books make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet.

She fine actress. She make interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :ebert:

But I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gif

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. :sundog:

Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. :no:

Oh, you dumb cluck! :moon: We spent weeks organizing this job. Citizen rented a room across the road and filmed the people going in and out every day.

I've got that fixed on the Baileys at Number 13. Their new lodger moves in today.

Yeah, this used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays, some of us daren't even go down to the shops. :scared:

Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh?

I was...I was a bit on edge just now, but if I were a mason I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way
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