And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Citizen of the World]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

[Your_Lion]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

[blackhawkrush]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

[Your_Lion]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

[blackhawkrush]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

[Citizen of the World]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

[Your_Lion]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

[blackhawkrush]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

[Your_Lion]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

[blackhawkrush]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

[Your_Lion]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

[blackhawkrush]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

I hardly think that's good enough! I think it be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label: 'WARNING! LARK'S VOMIT!' :finbar:

[Citizen of the World]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

[blackhawkrush]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

:drool: Er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

[Citizen of the World]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

:drool: Er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Oh I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls.

[Your_Lion]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

:drool: Er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Oh I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls.

All right, all right, all right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.

[Citizen of the World]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

:drool: Er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Oh I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls.

All right, all right, all right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[blackhawkrush]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

:drool: Er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Oh I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls.

All right, all right, all right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Ah'm French. Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent? :hi:

[Citizen of the World]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

:drool: Er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Oh I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls.

All right, all right, all right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Ah'm French. Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent? :hi:

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.

[Your_Lion]

Oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pomegranates, greengages, grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, mangoes in syrup... :ebert:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0051.gif

Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops

Oh, I don't suppose we know what an 'oop is. I suppose pater thought they were a bit common, except on the bleedin' croquet lawn.

No, no. You can't say bl***in' on the TRF. :tsk:

But it's my only line! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad045.gif

I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. It was number five, wasn't it? Number five, "Ram's Bl***er Cup."

Number five. The naughty bits.

Now that man has discovered a new galaxy, do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it's probably be very messy. :drool:

I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

It's very nice actually. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door.

It's very delicate, very succulent

:drool: Er, I've got a fork a little bit dirty. Could you get me another one? Thank you.

Oh I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls.

All right, all right, all right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Ah'm French. Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous accent? :hi:

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.

Now Mr Pudey. I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

[Citizen of the World]

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

[blackhawkrush]

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

Mrs. Ottershaw never used to bother...then of course she was very old...she was 206!

[Your_Lion]

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

Mrs. Ottershaw never used to bother...then of course she was very old...she was 206!

We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat.

[blackhawkrush]

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

Mrs. Ottershaw never used to bother...then of course she was very old...she was 206!

We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat.

And where do they stand on young people? :whip:

[Citizen of the World]

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

Mrs. Ottershaw never used to bother...then of course she was very old...she was 206!

We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat.

And where do they stand on young people? :whip:

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed