Citizen of the World Posted February 8, 2016 Author Share Posted February 8, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 8, 2016 Author Share Posted February 8, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool:all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool:all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off.Oh, it's easy. I've worked it out. Scott takes his boxes off and you don't stand in the trench. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool:all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off.Oh, it's easy. I've worked it out. Scott takes his boxes off and you don't stand in the trench. This year, The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things has put more things on top of other things than ever before!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool:all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off.Oh, it's easy. I've worked it out. Scott takes his boxes off and you don't stand in the trench. This year, The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things has put more things on top of other things than ever before!!!You lucky bastards. You lucky, lucky bastards! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool:all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off.Oh, it's easy. I've worked it out. Scott takes his boxes off and you don't stand in the trench. This year, The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things has put more things on top of other things than ever before!!!You lucky bastards. You lucky, lucky bastards! Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool:all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off.Oh, it's easy. I've worked it out. Scott takes his boxes off and you don't stand in the trench. This year, The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things has put more things on top of other things than ever before!!!You lucky bastards. You lucky, lucky bastards! Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird! I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose.Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady. I wasn't picking I was scratching it! I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Oh dear...Turkey? Cup final tickets? Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. :tsk: You disgusting little piece of filth. God, I hate you!There you are, you see, he spoke his mind. He said my idea was lousy. It just so happens my idea isn't lousy so get out you goddam pinko subversive, get out!This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.Ah! It's the sex, is it? Yes, what's the sex problem? :drool:all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off.Oh, it's easy. I've worked it out. Scott takes his boxes off and you don't stand in the trench. This year, The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things has put more things on top of other things than ever before!!!You lucky bastards. You lucky, lucky bastards! Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?After a few minutes I perceived a line of gentlemen with rifles. They were looking in my direction... I looked around but could not see the target. The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like? The Larch. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga.Why should I be tied with the epithet "loony" merely because I have a pet halibut? :baabaa: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga.Why should I be tied with the epithet "loony" merely because I have a pet halibut? :baabaa:And now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. :LMAO: It's your laugh mate it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga.Why should I be tied with the epithet "loony" merely because I have a pet halibut? :baabaa:And now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. :LMAO: It's your laugh mate it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers.Wow, yes and the inches stay off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 13, 2016 Author Share Posted February 13, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga.Why should I be tied with the epithet "loony" merely because I have a pet halibut? :baabaa:And now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. :LMAO: It's your laugh mate it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers.Wow, yes and the inches stay off. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga.Why should I be tied with the epithet "loony" merely because I have a pet halibut? :baabaa:And now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. :LMAO: It's your laugh mate it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers.Wow, yes and the inches stay off. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.You know, it's a funny thing, dear...all the naughty words sound woody. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 13, 2016 Author Share Posted February 13, 2016 Blackhawkrush, do you think you know what a larch tree looks like?Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it. Stop that. 'ts silly!Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga.Why should I be tied with the epithet "loony" merely because I have a pet halibut? :baabaa:And now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. :LMAO: It's your laugh mate it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers.Wow, yes and the inches stay off. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.You know, it's a funny thing, dear...all the naughty words sound woody. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifYes, quite right. You're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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