Porn Sex vs Real Sex

[g under p]

http://laughingsquid.com/porn-sex-vs-real-sex-the-differences-explained-with-food/

 

Peace

[ILSnwdog]

Very educational!

[g under p]

btw congratulations to ALL THE BLACKHAWK FANS y'all did very well.

[OneLittleVictory]

All of that looked yummy o.o

[ILSnwdog]

All of that looked yummy o.o

Yes. I can't explain it, but I had this incredible urge to lick those peaches!

[umoveme]

No likey the chocolaty-tipped banana.

[OneLittleVictory]

No likey the chocolaty-tipped banana.

 

 

because when you dip a banana in chocolate, the chocolate's gotta be melted :D

[umoveme]

No likey the chocolaty-tipped banana.

 

 

because when you dip a banana in chocolate, the chocolate's gotta be melted :D

 

I'd rather have a chocolate-free banana.

[treeduck]

I like the woman's voice...

 

She sounds like a dirty banana girl to me... :o

 

:smoke:

 

http://www.avoiceformen.com/portal/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Banana.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/KfjWxXM.jpg

[LyndseyG]

You mean... That porn sex ISN'T the same as real sex???

 

I've been doing it wrong all this time!!!! :o :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

[drbirdsong]

Wow, I am indeed a blessed man. My wife is always bringing fruit home.

[USB Connector]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

[drbirdsong]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

[Ancient Ways]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

Maybe if absolutely no effort is made to slow it down.

[USB Connector]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

[tkdryan]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

 

Kegal exercises will help a ton,, :laughing guy:

[ILSnwdog]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

13 seconds? that's three dips and a spritz. :LMAO:

[tkdryan]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

13 seconds? that's three dips and a spritz. :LMAO:

 

lol 2 pump chump

[drbirdsong]

Hey, it's at least 15 seconds...

[Babycat]

In response to the thread title: :outtahere:

[Ya_Big_Tree]

"Average person lasts two minutes"

 

I want to see sources on everything now. Sounds like bullshit.

 

When you self-love as much as you claim to do it builds up calluses and creates an artificial "wait" time.

 

Don't try to make your 13 seconds seem normal by pinning it on me.

13 seconds? that's three dips and a spritz. :LMAO:

OMG Jim that made me laugh way too hard!!!

:LMAO:

[The Analog Grownup]

I LOL'ed at the banana part. Yuck! :spitwater:

[Show Don't Tell]

Did anyone else wince a bit when they cut the cucumber?