Rolinda Bonz Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear Dweez, Great thread. You're a genius! Ro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oberon Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear(?) Chris De Burgh... Why?? Oberon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (happysmiles007 @ Jul 3 2005, 08:23 PM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jul 3 2005, 10:07 PM) Dear Boss, You are a repetitive and self-centerd a-hole who's only mission in life is to "test" me to see what I can handle. I will see you in hell. And, given that I get there first, I will form an alliance with Satan to make sure your eternity is spent babysitting my children whom you refused to let me take care of when they were sick. Respectfully, The Dumb Broad in Marketing ok, if that wasn't true, it would be hilarious..but since it is.. http://www.by-tor.com/temp_forums/images/smiles/013.gif dear goober, does this post appropriately jive with your standard? on a scale of 1-10, i'd say it's prolly a 7.5 dear Brie i've been trying to call you for almost a week, is there something wrong?? my friends keep splitting up, losing their virginity, leaving me behind, & you're the only person i can talk to about it. but you're never around. please call me..i'm feeling awesome, but deep down, i'm not doing so great. love, carizzle dearest Francis Ford Coppola what were you thinking when you cast Talia Shire?? i know she's your sister, but come ON!! sincerely, concerned citizen Dear happysmiles Your post is freaking me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Jul 3 2005, 08:24 PM) Dear Dweez, Great thread. You're a genius! Ro Dear Ro Many thanks for the compliment, but I believe I tested 70 on the IQ scale? Love randomly aware dweezil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear Maid, You are soooo fired. Tell the Cook she's out, too. Starving in Filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear Duncan Hines brownies, Why must you taste so good, and be so bad? You're making my life very difficult. GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear KitPlane Inc. There were a few bolts left over. Shouldn't be a problem, right? Flying into the Great Beyond, John Denver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Jul 3 2005, 09:30 PM) Dear Maid, You are soooo fired. Tell the Cook she's out, too. Starving in Filth Oh, my f'ing God. I'm f'in' rolling!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 3 2005, 09:36 PM) Dear KitPlane Inc. There were a few bolts left over. Shouldn't be a problem, right? Flying into the Great Beyond, John Denver Whoah! You're a mean, mean man..... (ala Eminem) But, much . of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear posters Too f***ing funny!! Always Losing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 3 2005, 09:36 PM) Dear KitPlane Inc. There were a few bolts left over. Shouldn't be a problem, right? Flying into the Great Beyond, John Denver That may be the funniest thing I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear ____ You scare the shit out of me with some of your posts. I need a break for a while, .BR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear BR I understand Dweezil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear parents, Legal fees have drained my bank account. I'm now available for babysitting. No references as of yet. Trust me? The Man in the Warped Mirror, Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 3 2005, 09:51 PM) Dear parents, Legal fees have drained my bank account. I'm now available for babysitting. No references as of yet. Trust me? The Man in the Warped Mirror, Michael Jackson OMFG... He's here all week folks...try the deviled eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear Dave, Forgive Roger for being such an ass all these years. Give it one more tour together, ok? A Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 3 2005, 09:51 PM) Dear parents, Legal fees have drained my bank account. I'm now available for babysitting. No references as of yet. Trust me? The Man in the Warped Mirror, Michael Jackson Oh, what the hell. As long as it's under $5 an hour, I'm in. (You should know that they are really mean kids who will kick you where the chicken laid the golden eggs if you mess with them. Other than that, you're hired!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear BR I lied in my last post Dweezil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Jul 3 2005, 09:03 PM) Dear Me get more legal drugs from the quack Love Me All of these are way too funny! My sides hurt from laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear Mrs Hall, High! It was grate too here from you two!!! They're have been alot of changes since I was their, but I'm glad two sea your still teaching 4th grade. Keep up the good work. Susie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Jul 3 2005, 11:09 PM) Dear Mrs Hall, High! It was grate too here from you two!!! They're have been alot of changes since I was their, but I'm glad two sea your still teaching 4th grade. Keep up the good work. Susie That's so funny Rolinda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear Squire I want you. Tavern Wench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Jul 3 2005, 11:31 PM) Dear Squire I want you. Tavern Wench OH NO! This did it. I can't breathe from not being able to catch my breath from not being able to stop LMAO dweez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear my bowels, Thanks for holding out just long enough as I desperately hurtled myself towards the bathroom so I didn't crap my pants. Most sincerely, Goober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Dear Tavern Wench Consider yourself taken Squire and Muttonologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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