CygnusGal Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Dr. Nick: "I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what? And where? "Lisa:[from theater] "Hey! The incision should be made below the blockage! Below!"Dr. Nick: "Thanks, little girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 Homer: I'm going to tell the truth and I'm not gonna sugar-coat it..... And so the tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vein on a long trip to marry to Ms. Left Ventricle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutlefan Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 But Marge, a gun is a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator. Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware, we Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfast; you can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback. And, to prevent newsprint from rubbing off on your hands, I've laminated today's newspaper. That might be my all-time favorite Simpsons episode. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 30, 2013 Author Share Posted June 30, 2013 But Marge, a gun is a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator. Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware, we Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.Stop the pretending you're scared game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 Ah ah ah ah Table Five, Table Five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo73 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 There is an episode I have been wanting to watch for a long time now, the one where Burns pits the power plants' workers against each other in the mountains. He gets stuck in a cabin with Homer after an avalanche lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted August 12, 2013 Author Share Posted August 12, 2013 There is an episode I have been wanting to watch for a long time now, the one where Burns pits the power plants' workers against each other in the mountains. He gets stuck in a cabin with Homer after an avalanche lol That was recently repeated here in the Milwaukee viewing area - I also have that one on DVD :) I believe the title is: Mountain of Madness Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?Homer: Uhh, not as such.Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating.Homer: Yes, a lot of -- hysteria.Burns: Mm-hmm. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race always be to the swift or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself!Homer: Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat.Burns: Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus 2112 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I watched an episode a few years ago and Homer forgot to renew their home insurance. Then Mr Burns came by and got a fork stuck in his head. Homer tried to save him from the bleeding and it was hilarious. What episode was this. I believe it came out in 08-09. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 2009 - correct! How the Test Was Won (#LABF02 / SI-2002) 1 Mar 2009 Bart joins Ralph and the school's bullies on a trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score on a national achievement test; Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing; Homer forgets to deliver an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anybody from getting hurt in his house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus 2112 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 2009 - correct! How the Test Was Won (#LABF02 / SI-2002) 1 Mar 2009 Bart joins Ralph and the school's bullies on a trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score on a national achievement test; Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing; Homer forgets to deliver an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anybody from getting hurt in his houseThanks, I've been searching for that clip ever since I've seen it. Now I can narrow down my search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) http://i.imgur.com/cZ5jN.gif "You call this Postum!? You call this a tax return!? You call this a supercomputer!?" Edited September 5, 2013 by KenJennings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus 2112 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Donuts, is there anything they can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 Donuts, is there anything they can't do?To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/378/963/618.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Bumping the thread for Edna. :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term. Are you aware of that? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Mrs. Krabappel: And are you aware there is a major exam coming up tomorrow on Colonial America? Bart: Yes, ma'am. [as he starts to glaze, all he hears is:] Mrs. Krabappel: Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Mrs. Krabappel: Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah! Bart: Yes, ma'am. Mrs. Krabappel: Bart! You haven't been listening to a word I've said, have you? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Mrs. Krabappel: Well, then what did I say? Bart: Uh..."straighten up and fly right?" Mrs. Krabappel: [spluttering] Well, that was a lucky guess! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Mrs. Krabappel: (reading) After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water. (Nelson raises his hand) Yes, Nelson.Nelson: Did they have any have yo-yo's?Mrs. Krabappel: No, they did not have yo-yo's. (continues reading) When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the friendly Wampanog Indians.Milhouse: (raises his hand) Did the Indians have yo-yo's?Mrs. Krabappel: No, they did not have yo-yo's! (slams book closed) That's it! (slams book onto her desk) I am getting sick and tired of talking about yo-yo's. From now on, I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas, or anything else on yo-yo's or yo-yo-related topics. Am I making myself clear?Bart: Yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Bart: I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down. Edna: [scoffs] I'm sure you'd really hate that. There's not going to be a strike, Bart. Bart: Yeah...Skinner says you wouldn't have the won tons to go through with it. Edna: Skinner said _that_? Bart: Well, I had to clean it up a little. [in Skinner's office] Basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want.Skinner: She did? Bart: Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.Skinner: We'll see about that. Simpson, I always thought you were... sneaky and manipulative. Now I see you're really a very sensitive little boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Climbing a tree to break into a museum Homer: OK Lisa, we're almost there. Lisa: Dad, I'm kinda scared. Homer: GOOD! You're gonna need that adrenaline to make the final jump! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Homer: Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Burns: Yes, but I'd give it all up for a little more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Climbing a tree to break into a museum Homer: OK Lisa, we're almost there. Lisa: Dad, I'm kinda scared. Homer: GOOD! You're gonna need that adrenaline to make the final jump! Stupid risks are what make life worth living! - Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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