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Caption a Random Image IV: this time it's personal


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Zeus: Poseidon, release the Krak.....no, wait....I have a better idea.....
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After losing her job at the Justice League of America due to alcoholism and depression, Wonder Woman got drunk and tried to fly home in shame to the Amazon, but ended up crashing in a field. She stumbled onto a local farm, but soon fled when she awoke the next morning in a barn with calves attempting to nurse on her. Her invisible plane destroyed, she wandered back to the city looking for work, but disheveled, destitute and depressed, she turned to prostitution and drugs.

 

Here she is shown awaiting one of her best clients, and his friend, arriving with gifts before engaging in a torrid drug and alcohol fueled fantasy three-way evening that would leave them all exhausted, but exalted. Unfortunately, when she awoke her purse was gone, along with her magic bracelets, tiara and lasso. Unable to pay her pimp yet again, he stabbed her a dozen times in a fit of rage and left her to rot in an alleyway behind a dumpster, where she was eaten by rats and wild dogs, a tragic end to the once transcendent and noble superhero Diana of Themyscira, warrior princess of the Amazon.

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I dont think you are a fit for the new wonderwoman movie.....however, I am going to give you the number to a guy named JJ, I think he might have a spot for you in a movie he is directing.
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It's time for a Justice League intervention.

There were a lot of good ones and kudos to rushgoober for his short story which showed imagination but maybe a little too much imagination. In the end I liked Janie's the best. You are up, Janie!
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Snowdogged----------------------------------16------------------------------------------3/10/13

Ghost of a Rider------------------------------12------------------------------------------3/2/13

USB Connector-------------------------------10------------------------------------------3/4/13

Lost In Xanadu--------------------------------10------------------------------------------3/9/13

BeOhBeBob-----------------------------------9-------------------------------------------2/25/13

Janie--------------------------------------------9-------------------------------------------3/11/13

Principled Man--------------------------------6-------------------------------------------3/3/13

drbirdsong-------------------------------------4-------------------------------------------1/23/13

Your_Lion--------------------------------------3-------------------------------------------11/22/12

tx_rush-----------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------2/20/13

rushgoober------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------3/8/13

waluigithewalrus------------------------------1-------------------------------------------1/7/12

Tombstone Mountain------------------------1-------------------------------------------1/16/13

Tick---------------------------------------------1--------------------------------------------2/24/13

 

Game Rules:

 

http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/78972-caption-a-random-image-iv-this-time-its-personal/

 

Pic Archive:

 

http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/ghostofarider1/library/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV

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The last happy moment for little Jenny, as the famous soccer player - her biggest crush ever - gagged on her favorite dish, thereby sending her into a lifelong fit of depression and drug abuse.
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