treeduck Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 15 2012, 12:36 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 13 2012, 05:32 PM) Oh that's where he's from. I forgot all about that. And yeah he's about as Eddie Brock as Ya_Big_Tree is. In fact she's waaaay more Eddie Brock than he is! Of the Raimi villains I think Willem Dafoe as the Goblin is the best, and maybe the Doc Ock guy. The Sandman guy looked the part, but they tried to make him into a boring good guy. Topher Grace as Venom is like Peewee Herman as the Juggernaut. In Spider-man 3 they were too ambitious, the Sandman should have been saved for another film. They should have got a guy-in-suit bad guy like the Shocker who didn't need a big origin sequence or back story and just featured him in two action scenes, one to introduce him and two for the Church sequence Venom/Brock transformation/spidey battle. And that should have all happened by halfway through. That way Venom wouldn't have been shoved at the back of the film like an afterthought. And what's with the boring dialogue for Spidey in the action scenes in these films? Spidey always talked trash in the comics but in these films Maguire just grunts and squeals. And his mask must be made of sugar paper, it's ripped to shreds every time in about 30 seconds. Obviously a device to let Maguire do the acting instead of Spidey's mask and a stuntman... Interestingly, I thought the same thing (2 scene villain-in-suit bit). One could've easily been done in the OPENING part wherein you go straight to the action. Visually, Hydro Man as the villain-in-suit could've been exciting...I imagine it would've been similar to Sandman's fx. But yeah, much more Venom and none of That 70's Topher guy. Aye... Meanwhile... http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/true_grit_poster.jpg http://moviecarpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/yourhighness_poster.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 15 2012, 03:31 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 15 2012, 12:36 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 13 2012, 05:32 PM) Oh that's where he's from. I forgot all about that. And yeah he's about as Eddie Brock as Ya_Big_Tree is. In fact she's waaaay more Eddie Brock than he is! Of the Raimi villains I think Willem Dafoe as the Goblin is the best, and maybe the Doc Ock guy. The Sandman guy looked the part, but they tried to make him into a boring good guy. Topher Grace as Venom is like Peewee Herman as the Juggernaut. In Spider-man 3 they were too ambitious, the Sandman should have been saved for another film. They should have got a guy-in-suit bad guy like the Shocker who didn't need a big origin sequence or back story and just featured him in two action scenes, one to introduce him and two for the Church sequence Venom/Brock transformation/spidey battle. And that should have all happened by halfway through. That way Venom wouldn't have been shoved at the back of the film like an afterthought. And what's with the boring dialogue for Spidey in the action scenes in these films? Spidey always talked trash in the comics but in these films Maguire just grunts and squeals. And his mask must be made of sugar paper, it's ripped to shreds every time in about 30 seconds. Obviously a device to let Maguire do the acting instead of Spidey's mask and a stuntman... Interestingly, I thought the same thing (2 scene villain-in-suit bit). One could've easily been done in the OPENING part wherein you go straight to the action. Visually, Hydro Man as the villain-in-suit could've been exciting...I imagine it would've been similar to Sandman's fx. But yeah, much more Venom and none of That 70's Topher guy. Aye... Meanwhile... http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/true_grit_poster.jpg http://moviecarpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/yourhighness_poster.jpg Everyone in the True Grit remake is pretty good. Never heard of the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 15 2012, 01:36 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 15 2012, 03:31 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 15 2012, 12:36 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 13 2012, 05:32 PM) Oh that's where he's from. I forgot all about that. And yeah he's about as Eddie Brock as Ya_Big_Tree is. In fact she's waaaay more Eddie Brock than he is! Of the Raimi villains I think Willem Dafoe as the Goblin is the best, and maybe the Doc Ock guy. The Sandman guy looked the part, but they tried to make him into a boring good guy. Topher Grace as Venom is like Peewee Herman as the Juggernaut. In Spider-man 3 they were too ambitious, the Sandman should have been saved for another film. They should have got a guy-in-suit bad guy like the Shocker who didn't need a big origin sequence or back story and just featured him in two action scenes, one to introduce him and two for the Church sequence Venom/Brock transformation/spidey battle. And that should have all happened by halfway through. That way Venom wouldn't have been shoved at the back of the film like an afterthought. And what's with the boring dialogue for Spidey in the action scenes in these films? Spidey always talked trash in the comics but in these films Maguire just grunts and squeals. And his mask must be made of sugar paper, it's ripped to shreds every time in about 30 seconds. Obviously a device to let Maguire do the acting instead of Spidey's mask and a stuntman... Interestingly, I thought the same thing (2 scene villain-in-suit bit). One could've easily been done in the OPENING part wherein you go straight to the action. Visually, Hydro Man as the villain-in-suit could've been exciting...I imagine it would've been similar to Sandman's fx. But yeah, much more Venom and none of That 70's Topher guy. Aye... Meanwhile... http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/true_grit_poster.jpg http://moviecarpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/yourhighness_poster.jpg Everyone in the True Grit remake is pretty good. Never heard of the other one. The other one is a fantasy comedy cross between Robin Hood and Sinbad and is about as funny as gonorrhea. It's not all bad though, it has some good moments. I've got to admit I mainly watched it for Natalie Portman who plays a kick ass warrior chick! The True Grit remake was good, with solid performances throughout, they even got a guy to play Ned Peppers who was uncannily similar to Robert Duvall (the original Ned Peppers) ironically the actor's name is Peppers. I still prefer the John Wayne original though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Friends with Kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 The Raid: Redemption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 QUOTE (invisible airwave @ Aug 15 2012, 03:16 PM) The Raid: Redemption Any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazyyz Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 15 2012, 03:53 PM) Friends with Kids How was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazyyz Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Hick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg http://pacejmiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lockout.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 15 2012, 03:25 PM) QUOTE (invisible airwave @ Aug 15 2012, 03:16 PM) The Raid: Redemption Any good? Expendables is child's play compared to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rick N. Backer Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 04:59 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. The strippers win in the end, I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:05 PM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 04:59 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. The strippers win in the end, I think... Well, they are armed to the teeth in that picture. Do the werewolves even have opposable thumbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:05 PM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 04:59 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. The strippers win in the end, I think... Well, they are armed to the teeth in that picture. Do the werewolves even have opposable thumbs? The werewolves look more like human rats! And yes they can use guns too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 There's vampires in it too... http://bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/upload/2strippers103111.jpg And yes the one on the right is Lucy Pinder, for those that know her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:46 PM)There's vampires in it too... http://bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/upload/2strippers103111.jpg And yes the one on the right is Lucy Pinder, for those that know her... Who do the vampires side with, the strippers or the werewolves? I would think that werewolves and vampires don't get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:46 PM)There's vampires in it too... http://bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/upload/2strippers103111.jpg And yes the one on the right is Lucy Pinder, for those that know her... Who do the vampires side with, the strippers or the werewolves? I would think that werewolves and vampires don't get along. Actually the vampires are kind of a sub-plot. The boyfriend of one of the strippers is a nerdy vampire hunter and he's the one who tangles with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 http://www.leoslo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/whip-it-poster.jpg This was enjoyable. Ellen Page is very good and there's some good support from Daniel Stern, Juliette Lewis and the director Drew Barrymore... http://unobtainium13.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/haywire-poster.jpeg This one was not good, in fact it was dullsville. To say the plot was confusing and impossible to follow would be irrelevant because it was so boring. It was like story you get in a bad video game. It seemed to be just designed to set up a series of fights for Gina Carano; a fight with a bunch of SWAT guys, a fight with Channing Tatum, a fight with Michael Fassbender, a fight with Ewan McGregor. The Ewan McGregor fight made me laugh actually. I was expecting one more fight at the end with Antonio Banderas but they skipped that one and ended the film, they should have done that earlier...much earlier... Ironically Gina was quite effective in her role, decent even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2012, 02:04 AM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:46 PM)There's vampires in it too... http://bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/upload/2strippers103111.jpg And yes the one on the right is Lucy Pinder, for those that know her... Who do the vampires side with, the strippers or the werewolves? I would think that werewolves and vampires don't get along. Actually the vampires are kind of a sub-plot. The boyfriend of one of the strippers is a nerdy vampire hunter and he's the one who tangles with them. I guess they'd have to be a sub-plot. If you think about it, strippers are really just a type of vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 17 2012, 11:17 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2012, 02:04 AM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 07:34 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:46 PM)There's vampires in it too... http://bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/upload/2strippers103111.jpg And yes the one on the right is Lucy Pinder, for those that know her... Who do the vampires side with, the strippers or the werewolves? I would think that werewolves and vampires don't get along. Actually the vampires are kind of a sub-plot. The boyfriend of one of the strippers is a nerdy vampire hunter and he's the one who tangles with them. I guess they'd have to be a sub-plot. If you think about it, strippers are really just a type of vampire. Well these vampires look like strippers anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 11:26 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:05 PM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 04:59 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. The strippers win in the end, I think... Well, they are armed to the teeth in that picture. Do the werewolves even have opposable thumbs? The one on the right's armed to the teeth with a pair of something elses too..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (Babycat @ Aug 17 2012, 11:50 AM) QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 11:26 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:05 PM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 04:59 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. The strippers win in the end, I think... Well, they are armed to the teeth in that picture. Do the werewolves even have opposable thumbs? The one on the right's armed to the teeth with a pair of something elses too..! You mean her boobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2012, 05:55 PM)QUOTE (Babycat @ Aug 17 2012, 11:50 AM) QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 11:26 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:05 PM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 04:59 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. The strippers win in the end, I think... Well, they are armed to the teeth in that picture. Do the werewolves even have opposable thumbs? The one on the right's armed to the teeth with a pair of something elses too..! You mean her boobs? Uhh.., yeah... Her b .bs..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 QUOTE (Babycat @ Aug 17 2012, 11:59 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2012, 05:55 PM)QUOTE (Babycat @ Aug 17 2012, 11:50 AM) QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 11:26 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 06:05 PM)QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Aug 16 2012, 04:59 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 16 2012, 02:48 AM)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/Strippers-vs-Werewolves-poster-e1343753015623.jpg Who wins Duck, the Strippers or the Werewolves? Or does the movie suddently get uninteresting for some reason before you find out. The strippers win in the end, I think... Well, they are armed to the teeth in that picture. Do the werewolves even have opposable thumbs? The one on the right's armed to the teeth with a pair of something elses too..! You mean her boobs? Uhh.., yeah... Her b .bs..! Didn't she used to be the really annoying brat out of Emmerdale Farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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