Rush Cocky Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 6 2011, 10:38 AM) I'm forty five, and I've never known the touch of a woman. http://www.autorepairmanuals.biz/members/573683/uploaded/1993-Escort.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 5 2011, 06:48 PM)You have a different pair of cowboy boots for each day of the week. http://image.truckinweb.com/f/16356443%252Bw750%252Bst0/0905trweb_05_z%252B2009_spring_fling_truck_show%252Bford_f250_king_ranch_right_side.jpg Also applicable here. You're compensating for having a penis so small that even Asians point and laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You wear pants that are three sizes too big that ride 8 inches below your hips. http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2009/02/2009_Nissan_Cube.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You are ready for your mid-life crissis. http://fordmustangs.info/images/mustang_gt_1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2760/3541/31899270004_large.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (KenJennings @ Oct 6 2011, 04:10 PM) http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2760/3541/31899270004_large.jpg Is that your ride KJ? The Lumina Z34 was a sweet ride when it came out.  As for what is says about you.... You count to five like this. one, two, Earnhardt, four, five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I just found the pic online, but aside from the nicer wheels that's my ride. And yes, that IS how I count!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (KenJennings @ Oct 6 2011, 04:16 PM) I just found the pic online, but aside from the nicer wheels that's my ride. And yes, that IS how I count!! The 3.4 liter in those had a pretty tough exhaust note for a six cylinder. Plus they look pretty cool for a Lumina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 6 2011, 12:45 PM) You are ready for your mid-life crissis. http://fordmustangs.info/images/mustang_gt_1.jpg Yes. Yes I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 6 2011, 11:36 AM) You're a pseudo hippie. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/fledgehog/outback2.jpg that explains the hair too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 You're a motivational speaker, and you live down by the river. http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/clunker-van-lg.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Sawyer Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 7 2011, 09:54 AM) You're a motivational speaker, and you live down by the river. http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/clunker-van-lg.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 7 2011, 05:54 AM) You're a motivational speaker, and you live down by the river. http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/clunker-van-lg.jpg Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Tales Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 (edited) http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/215617_1013575118475_1797981439_24602_6625460_n.jpg Woof! Edited October 7, 2011 by Dog Tales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan2712 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 http://www.2kracing.com/public_pics/1979_El_Camino_SS.jpg what about this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 QUOTE (Dylan2712 @ Oct 7 2011, 02:45 PM) http://www.2kracing.com/public_pics/1979_El_Camino_SS.jpg what about this guy? This mullethead fantasizes about knocking off a country store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 QUOTE (Gompers @ Oct 7 2011, 01:47 PM) QUOTE (Dylan2712 @ Oct 7 2011, 02:45 PM) http://www.2kracing.com/public_pics/1979_El_Camino_SS.jpg what about this guy? This mullethead fantasizes about knocking off a country store. Great minds think alike. I was going to say this: You still think the mullet is in style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 QUOTE (Dog Tales @ Oct 7 2011, 10:43 AM) http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/215617_1013575118475_1797981439_24602_6625460_n.jpg Woof! You don't know why gun racks are not as common as cup holders in cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I love the El Camino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 What about... http://www.productioncars.com/send_file.php/gmc_envoy_xl_denali_red_2006.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 5 2011, 06:14 PM)You don't mind living in your parent's basement. http://drivenautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/beater2.jpg Why do I need to show up at my wedding in a limo, when I can show up in this fine vehicle. (pretty damned close!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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