ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Your so insecure that you have to own a BMW so everyone knows you're successful...you just can't afford the grown up versions. http://www.bmwcoop.com/wp-content/images/2011/08/bmw-1-series-49.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 You're compensating for having a penis so small that even Asians point and laugh. http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Chevrolet_corvette-ZR1_237_21_1024x768.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 You like both kinds of music. Country and Western. http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z111/Ranger0333/17.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 You don't mind living in your parent's basement. http://drivenautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/beater2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laughedatbytime Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 5 2011, 05:14 PM) You don't mind living in your parent's basement. http://drivenautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/beater2.jpg Or, I am the 99%.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 You're so conservative that you make love with your pajamas on. http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2010/07/15/10/50/2007_toyota_camry_ce-pic-24377.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 QUOTE (laughedatbytime @ Oct 5 2011, 06:24 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 5 2011, 05:14 PM) You don't mind living in your parent's basement. http://drivenautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/beater2.jpg Or, I am the 99%.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Your wife keeps your testicles in her top dresser drawer. http://img2.netcarshow.com/Honda-Odyssey_2002_800x600_wallpaper_01.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 You have one foot in the grave. http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2007/10/24/068508.1-lg.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) I don't want to wait another year or two so I can afford a hotrod, so I'm going to annoy you with my RC car on steroids. http://www.udisco.com/hobbies/pics/033545.jpg Edited October 5, 2011 by USB Connector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 of the 7 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 5 2011, 06:14 PM) You don't mind living in your parent's basement. http://drivenautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/beater2.jpg But at least no one'll want to steal your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (USB Connector @ Oct 5 2011, 06:57 PM) I don't want to wait another year or two so I can afford a hotrod, so I'm going to annoy you with my RC car on steroids. http://www.udisco.com/hobbies/pics/033545.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You have a different pair of cowboy boots for each day of the week. http://image.truckinweb.com/f/16356443%252Bw750%252Bst0/0905trweb_05_z%252B2009_spring_fling_truck_show%252Bford_f250_king_ranch_right_side.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You make a living selling grilled cheese sandwiches at rock concerts. http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1965_vw_split_window_van_5-475x308.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMWriter Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) This is my ride while I'm in school: http://i52.tinypic.com/11btgqs.png (Yes, it's literally that bike. Mine is a slightly darker shade of blue though.) (Someone, assess/analyze! ) Edited October 6, 2011 by CMWriter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You rarely shave your legs and you only have two pairs of shoes. Your birkenstocks and your good Birkenstocks. http://www.listentomebitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/6a00d834515c6d69e200e5506bea8f8834-640wi.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (CMWriter @ Oct 5 2011, 09:55 PM) This is my ride while I'm in school: http://i52.tinypic.com/11btgqs.png (Yes, it's literally that bike. Mine is a slightly darker shade of blue though.) (Someone, assess/analyze! ) And what does it say about you? You're an environmentalist? You're too broke to buy gas? You're not 16 yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You're on a mission from God. http://www.autozilla.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Bluesmobile.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You really like My Little Pony. http://talkingwithtami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/402179104_5a48d217af.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blenderhead Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2009-pontiac-g8-gxp_100190498_m.jpg I wish somebody would caption this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You're so comfortable with who you are that you can buy a Pontiac that performs like a BWM, without having to pay for the BMW price tag. http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2009-pontiac-g8-gxp_100190498_m.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blenderhead Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 5 2011, 11:16 PM) You're so comfortable with who you are that you can buy a Pontiac that performs like a BWM, without having to pay for the BMW price tag. http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2009-pontiac-g8-gxp_100190498_m.jpg Just spit out my coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 QUOTE (Blenderhead @ Oct 5 2011, 10:17 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Oct 5 2011, 11:16 PM) You're so comfortable with who you are that you can buy a Pontiac that performs like a BWM, without having to pay for the BMW price tag. http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2009-pontiac-g8-gxp_100190498_m.jpg Just spit out my coffee Hey Blender...what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. Come to think of it...I believe Rebel owns a BMW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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