Silas Lang Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (D3strukt @ May 3 2011, 06:04 AM)Not funny. Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ May 3 2011, 08:18 AM)This is sacrilege!! http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dawson.gif PERFECT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosy Toes Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (PumpkinHead @ May 4 2011, 01:22 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 3 2011, 08:20 PM) Oh, you love him. You think he's the bee's knees! Pumpy loathes his stinkin', rotten intestines! Comw along now sonny, get your bottyhole greased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 3 2011, 09:23 PM) QUOTE (PumpkinHead @ May 3 2011, 09:22 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 3 2011, 08:20 PM) Oh, you love him. You think he's the bee's knees! Pumpy loathes his stinkin', rotten intestines! That's because he eats all that haggis and blood pudding crap! Food fit for a Klingon! Qapla'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (snowdogged @ May 3 2011, 09:29 PM)I'm not sure if someone that refers to themselves as "Pumpy" should be calling someone else "Mr. Wank-Fest"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syrinxpriest 2112 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 05:34 PM) Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... http://www.ramairfreight.com/jon/AwJeezNotThisShitAgain-1.jpg I mean...his anti Neil rants were funny the first few times, but now it's just overdone and annoying, like Rebecca Black's songwriting. Seriously, Cosy, you're a seriously funny troll, but move on to some new material. Rant about Geddy's nose, or why they should do a Christmas album. Just...something new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosy Toes Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (syrinxpriest 2112 @ May 4 2011, 07:50 PM) Rant about Geddy's nose, Sir/Madam, I am not anti-semitic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (syrinxpriest 2112 @ May 4 2011, 08:50 PM) QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 05:34 PM) Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... http://www.ramairfreight.com/jon/AwJeezNotThisShitAgain-1.jpg I mean...his anti Neil rants were funny the first few times, but now it's just overdone and annoying, like Rebecca Black's songwriting. Seriously, Cosy, you're a seriously funny troll, but move on to some new material. Rant about Geddy's nose, or why they should do a Christmas album. Just...something new. Yeah you tell him/her/it. Forums are serious places, there's no room for humour here. Mods, mods will you please remove this tiresome troll so we can get back to discussing which Rush member is the most awesome. I think Geddy is awesome but Lerxt is awesomer. As for Neil he's awesome to the max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Tony R @ May 4 2011, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (syrinxpriest 2112 @ May 4 2011, 08:50 PM) QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 05:34 PM) Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... http://www.ramairfreight.com/jon/AwJeezNotThisShitAgain-1.jpg I mean...his anti Neil rants were funny the first few times, but now it's just overdone and annoying, like Rebecca Black's songwriting. Seriously, Cosy, you're a seriously funny troll, but move on to some new material. Rant about Geddy's nose, or why they should do a Christmas album. Just...something new. Yeah you tell him/her/it. Forums are serious places, there's no room for humour here. Mods, mods will you please remove this tiresome troll so we can get back to discussing which Rush member is the most awesome. I think Geddy is awesome but Lerxt is awesomer. As for Neil he's awesome to the max. I think lerxt is so the awesomest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosy Toes Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Tony R @ May 4 2011, 10:38 PM) QUOTE (syrinxpriest 2112 @ May 4 2011, 08:50 PM) QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 05:34 PM) Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... http://www.ramairfreight.com/jon/AwJeezNotThisShitAgain-1.jpg I mean...his anti Neil rants were funny the first few times, but now it's just overdone and annoying, like Rebecca Black's songwriting. Seriously, Cosy, you're a seriously funny troll, but move on to some new material. Rant about Geddy's nose, or why they should do a Christmas album. Just...something new. Yeah you tell him/her/it. Forums are serious places, there's no room for humour here. Mods, mods will you please remove this tiresome troll so we can get back to discussing which Rush member is the most awesome. I think Geddy is awesome but Lerxt is awesomer. As for Neil he's awesome to the max. John Rutsey's the best. He had a great kinda David Cassidy vibe I bet he'd have talked to the fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New World Kid Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 That was funny, but I actually like new Rush more than old Rush *shrugs*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 4 2011, 05:47 PM) QUOTE (Tony R @ May 4 2011, 10:38 PM) QUOTE (syrinxpriest 2112 @ May 4 2011, 08:50 PM) QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 05:34 PM) Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... http://www.ramairfreight.com/jon/AwJeezNotThisShitAgain-1.jpg I mean...his anti Neil rants were funny the first few times, but now it's just overdone and annoying, like Rebecca Black's songwriting. Seriously, Cosy, you're a seriously funny troll, but move on to some new material. Rant about Geddy's nose, or why they should do a Christmas album. Just...something new. Yeah you tell him/her/it. Forums are serious places, there's no room for humour here. Mods, mods will you please remove this tiresome troll so we can get back to discussing which Rush member is the most awesome. I think Geddy is awesome but Lerxt is awesomer. As for Neil he's awesome to the max. John Rutsey's the best. He had a great kinda David Cassidy vibe I bet he'd have talked to the fans. and Jeff jones so totally takes second place. If you were around to see him play...man you could totally see where Ged got his skills, both vocal and for bass-slappin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 4 2011, 06:47 PM) QUOTE (Tony R @ May 4 2011, 10:38 PM) QUOTE (syrinxpriest 2112 @ May 4 2011, 08:50 PM) QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 05:34 PM) Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... http://www.ramairfreight.com/jon/AwJeezNotThisShitAgain-1.jpg I mean...his anti Neil rants were funny the first few times, but now it's just overdone and annoying, like Rebecca Black's songwriting. Seriously, Cosy, you're a seriously funny troll, but move on to some new material. Rant about Geddy's nose, or why they should do a Christmas album. Just...something new. Yeah you tell him/her/it. Forums are serious places, there's no room for humour here. Mods, mods will you please remove this tiresome troll so we can get back to discussing which Rush member is the most awesome. I think Geddy is awesome but Lerxt is awesomer. As for Neil he's awesome to the max. John Rutsey's the best. He had a great kinda David Cassidy vibe I bet he'd have talked to the fans. His brother Shaun was awesome-er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Enemy Without Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Eh, could be better I seriously dislike your Neil bashing though. At least you chose the right song to parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMWriter Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Mmmm, keep trying. It doesn't have that flow of most lyrics, much less poetry. But cute parody. Keep working at it. Maybe you'll be able to publish some day, then convince the whole world who is terrible and who isn't and who's been mean to your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosy Toes Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ May 4 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 4 2011, 05:47 PM) QUOTE (Tony R @ May 4 2011, 10:38 PM) QUOTE (syrinxpriest 2112 @ May 4 2011, 08:50 PM) QUOTE (Cosy Toes @ May 2 2011, 05:34 PM) Lost It The drummer slows his frantic pace the songs become a crawl. His vacant rhymes and miserable face Are pissing off us all. Stiff as wire, his prose is dire, His lyrics full of flaws Then flooding through his memory, The echoes of old By-Tors He limps across the floor And sinks a Macallan more... The writer stares with bloodshot eyes Rips off someone else's book His nose is red, his face is lined And streaked with toddler puke. Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision, But now they're overly wordy to be shoehorned in somehow gobbledegoo-oo-ooo-ooo-woooaaahhhh-oooook To be met with derision. And he stares out of Bubba Gump's door In the hope of a few $$$ more... Some are born to be fanbois Rush Wetdream fantasies But most of us can realise Not as good as used to be. Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you Rush, the once mighty Three The bell tolls for thee... http://www.ramairfreight.com/jon/AwJeezNotThisShitAgain-1.jpg I mean...his anti Neil rants were funny the first few times, but now it's just overdone and annoying, like Rebecca Black's songwriting. Seriously, Cosy, you're a seriously funny troll, but move on to some new material. Rant about Geddy's nose, or why they should do a Christmas album. Just...something new. Yeah you tell him/her/it. Forums are serious places, there's no room for humour here. Mods, mods will you please remove this tiresome troll so we can get back to discussing which Rush member is the most awesome. I think Geddy is awesome but Lerxt is awesomer. As for Neil he's awesome to the max. John Rutsey's the best. He had a great kinda David Cassidy vibe I bet he'd have talked to the fans. and Jeff jones so totally takes second place. If you were around to see him play...man you could totally see where Ged got his skills, both vocal and for bass-slappin My daddy was good friends with Jeff Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosy Toes Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (CMWriter @ May 5 2011, 02:05 AM) Mmmm, keep trying. It doesn't have that flow of most lyrics, much less poetry. WHOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Cosy Toes... Off with the bastard's head! P.S. Pumpy will join you at Wank-Fest 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Jolly good. Ol' Cosy has raised a few chuckles of late. Back to somewhere near form. (I wonder will she meet her fans in Dublin????????) But, as always, the fanboi reactions are funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosy Toes Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ May 5 2011, 02:44 PM) I wonder will she meet her fans in Dublin???????? I will if Neil Will Otherwise Ken Cleanairsystem will be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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