BeOhBe Bob Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Remember...one tuck, one no tuck (this is my wife every night too :laughing guy: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 My ass she doesn't speak English... plays that freakin voodoo music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) You were making out during... Schindlers List?!! Edited February 25, 2013 by Ya_Big_Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I'm the champion at my dojo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I've installed a garbage disposal in my shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 She had Man Hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 You know I heard her screaming from my apartment. She woke me up a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... You know 'cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I'll tell you people do that all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 NO SOUP FOR YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 He's a close talker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 He's a real sidler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 He's a re-gifter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 She's one of those low talkers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 He's a mimbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 It's a bro    IT'S A MANSIERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 He's a high talker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 But if you think about it...26 teams, 162 games a season, you'd think eventually an entire team would get wiped out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 All right! But hear me and hear me well, the day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld, your day ofreckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching watching as it all comes crumbling down!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Neuman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 You know, just admitting another man is good-looking doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual....It doesn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 IT MOVED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'm just saying there's a chance that she may not have been enamored with your thoughts about manure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Levels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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