ghostworks Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 (this one was on last night...) KATYA: My father used to take me to the circus. When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society. JERRY: Well, they certainly take up a lot of space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Boy, they got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar.. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 What're you, "Joe Hollywood"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You bought a car because it belonged to Jon Voight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I like to stop at the duty free shop! I like to stop at the duty free shop! I like to stop at the duty free shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Georgie....what about the jello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before, flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld, maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy, party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week! Edited February 16, 2011 by J2112YYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun3701 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 If this wasn't my son's wedding, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I don't like this thing!! And here's what I'm doing with it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 "Master of the house.. doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm. Tells a saucy talke, loves to make a stir everyone appreciates a.." What is that song? Oh, it's from Les Miserables. I went to see it last week. I can't get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I'm singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it infront of clients. It's taking over my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 George, I have to honest; I could go either way with you...but what the hell, we need someone, huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReflectedLight Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 yesssss.... kavorka... it is a latvian word which means, the lure of the animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Is that a Titleist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Seinfeld, 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You really think you're better than me, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 We're lucky they are even interested in the idea in the first place. We got a show about nothing. With no story. What do you think, they're up there going, maybe we should give those two guys, who have no experience and no idea, more money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Mandelbaum!! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!! Mandelbaum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Oh, come on, Jerry. If everybody knew everybody, we wouldn't have the problems we have in the world today. Well, you don't rob somebody, if you know their name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 C'mon people...don't be giving up already. best thread ever! "It's like a salad, only BIGGER...and with lots of STUFF in it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I have to go Jerry, I have to buy socks for Mr. Pitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Don't you see? You're just avoiding the middle man. You were gonna give her her spare keys, so she was gonna give 'em to me. So, all that's happening is that instead of giving them to her, you're giving them to me. It's just unfortunate that when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers. 'Cause then she would have given 'em to me, because she has mine. So then I would have never had to ask you for hers, so that I could get mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 My dad was a cook during the Korean War. Something very bad happened, ever since you can't get him near a kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 You mean all thats between us and Kramer is a thin layer of gabardine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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