BeOhBe Bob Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Son, the picture on your ID doesn't look a dang bit like you do now you tryin to pass a fake ID to get served? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Wow son, that's a nasty lookin 9 iron ya got there, all ya need for this is your putter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted April 16, 2011 Author Share Posted April 16, 2011 "The Justin Bieber concert? Take any freeway and get off at the Wilmington Cutoff. Go 97 miles straight 'til you come to a north and a south - you don't wanna go south, you wanna go north. Go 97 miles 'til you come to a Tastee-Freez. Take a right at that Tastee-Freez and go 97 miles 'til you come to a Standard station. Go in that Standard station, walk up to the man and say 'Where the hell am I?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Looks like there's a new sheriff in town....and he don't take prisoners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 We now return to "Death: Officer in Training" Officer: "Alright Death, you see that house over there? Inside there's a woman. She's a prostitute.................and a drug dealer. I want you to bring her in. Make sure to handcuff her." Death: "But Chief, isn't that you ex-wife's house?" Officer: "I don't make the rules, just go over to that house and make the arrest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 QUOTE (usb_connector @ Apr 16 2011, 07:16 PM) We now return to "Death: Officer in Training" Officer: "Alright Death, you see that house over there? Inside there's a woman. She's a prostitute.................and a drug dealer. I want you to bring her in. Make sure to handcuff her." Death: "But Chief, isn't that you ex-wife's house?" Officer: "I don't make the rules, just go over to that house and make the arrest." I'm going with the old killing the ex-wife joke. That one never gets old! You're up USB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 (edited) Thanks Snowdog! <insert transitional pun> http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/small_uss%20enterprise%20dog.jpg edited to use the right image Edited April 17, 2011 by usb_connector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 QUOTE (usb_connector @ Apr 16 2011, 10:08 PM) Thanks Snowdog! <insert transitional pun> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YYFeOwGImGM/0.jpg wth is it supposed to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 (edited) Whoops....wrong link. THIS is the proper image: http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/small_uss%20enterprise%20dog.jpg Edited April 17, 2011 by usb_connector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Aww hell this is hilarious! I forgot to add wife: what the helll is that THAT WAS MY CAPTION ok Captain's lawg stardate three beers ago. I sat on thuh bridge thinkun...hmm if I had me a crew I cud order someone tuh git me nuther beer! That why i got me muh umm Science officer Rex. He cn git me purty much ennythin I order him tew. REX git me uh uh beer! YEAH git me nuther beer Rex! whut? you done drank the last tew? Aww hell Rex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Welcome to the NEW Bud Light spokesdog Spock McKenzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 This is one of the reasons why it should be against the law for Trekkies to own pets or have children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Captain's log, stardate 9522.6: The Enterprise released a log of it's own very recently but I ain't cleaning it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 What might be enterprising is if it went around the neighborhood picking dog shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oracle Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 "Captain, we've encountered a cat at our six." "Revert course for the enemy vessel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 The Enterprise engaged in a fierce battle with a Klingon warship. It was a real dogfight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 I let you name me Picard, I let you crack a "Captain's Log" joke everytime I poo and I even let you drag me to the conventions but this is too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Keep snapping pics. The next one is going to be me biting your leg at warp speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Gene Roddenberry has some serious down time these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Ujudhueiusmm'ukssdh 'hh iebhe ehdhihss Enterprise! ta'hwswai 'hh a fvai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 what do we call the leftovers on yer butt Scotty? Scotty:(looks at camera) Ringons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 QUOTE (snowdogged @ Apr 16 2011, 11:30 PM) Captain's log, stardate 9522.6: The Enterprise released a log of it's own very recently but I ain't cleaning it up! This one was just...unexpected. QUOTE (snowdogged @ Apr 17 2011, 11:16 AM)Ujudhueiusmm'ukssdh 'hh iebhe ehdhihss Enterprise! ta'hwswai 'hh a fvai! SoH quvHa' SoH'egh tlhej vam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 QUOTE (usb_connector @ Apr 17 2011, 08:01 PM) QUOTE (snowdogged @ Apr 16 2011, 11:30 PM) Captain's log, stardate 9522.6: The Enterprise released a log of it's own very recently but I ain't cleaning it up! This one was just...unexpected. QUOTE (snowdogged @ Apr 17 2011, 11:16 AM)Ujudhueiusmm'ukssdh 'hh iebhe ehdhihss Enterprise! ta'hwswai 'hh a fvai! SoH quvHa' SoH'egh tlhej vam. Thanks usb! Sorry that I dishonored myself! up next: http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/aca1c8b6fd40b62b590ff750ef60e88a353cb99db43b95288b00ee2bf7e8e7134g.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 (edited) Montecore loved his first taste of Roy so much...... Edited April 18, 2011 by HowItIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Well now, there's your problem Roy - don't let 'em have a sample! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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