Lost In Xanadu Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 QUOTE (usb_connector @ Apr 28 2011, 09:12 PM) "Mom, you make me proud that I came out of that." Gotta give it up to that one! You up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Apr 29 2011, 11:27 PM) QUOTE (usb_connector @ Apr 28 2011, 09:12 PM) "Mom, you make me proud that I came out of that." Gotta give it up to that one! You up!! came out of what..HER ASS???? oh man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Apr 29 2011, 10:35 PM) QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Apr 29 2011, 11:27 PM) QUOTE (usb_connector @ Apr 28 2011, 09:12 PM) "Mom, you make me proud that I came out of that." Gotta give it up to that one! You up!! came out of what..HER ASS???? oh man If he says that babies come out of a woman's ass then it must be true. After all, he is studying to be a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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USB Connector Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 QUOTE (snowdogged @ Apr 30 2011, 02:45 AM) QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Apr 29 2011, 10:35 PM) QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Apr 29 2011, 11:27 PM) QUOTE (usb_connector @ Apr 28 2011, 09:12 PM) "Mom, you make me proud that I came out of that." Gotta give it up to that one! You up!! came out of what..HER ASS???? oh man If he says that babies come out of a woman's ass then it must be true. After all, he is studying to be a doctor. I was thinking that from the kid's view he might be able to see the proper point. In retrospect, I think I was wrong in my assumption. In keeping with the spirit of ass jokes... http://www.miqel.com/images_1/random_image/odd/elephant_butt_slide.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 In a stunning departure from form, the Republican party embraces truth in advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted April 30, 2011 Author Share Posted April 30, 2011 Garbage in, garbage out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Hey kid look for sumthin shiny when you're in there ok? Somebody stole my nose piercing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Timmy had something else in mind seeing the sign said "hay ride" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 That is one hell of a colonoscopy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Apr 30 2011, 09:18 PM) That is one hell of a colonoscopy! Indeed it is. You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Thanks!! Next up: http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/seinfeld-thenote.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I think it moved. Yes it moved, still is Oh god now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 "Is that a male masseuse? I'd better get out of here before the happy ending." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 If this is a colonoscopy, I wonder what it's l- ah nevermind, you're an idiot! Jerry'd never go for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Congratulations on finally coming out of the closet there, LiX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 QUOTE (snowdogged @ May 1 2011, 11:32 PM) Congratulations on finally coming out of the closet there, LiX! Well, this obviously isn't the winner QUOTE "Is that a male masseuse? I'd better get out of here before the happy ending." Does win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ May 2 2011, 12:55 PM) QUOTE (snowdogged @ May 1 2011, 11:32 PM) Congratulations on finally coming out of the closet there, LiX! Well, this obviously isn't the winner Just being quoted is honor enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Thanks LiX! This next one will help some of you get a head of the competition. http://amazingdata.com/mediadata30/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool3_a-afternoon-randomness-funny-9ij-0_200907260207109514.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 teens with acne, take note: this is the most effective way to rid yourself of blackheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 The transvestimobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Not what Eddie was expecting when he asked for head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 His horn doesn't honk, it says "Get the f outta my way you stupid ass honkies!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Wow. Eddie must be desperate for publicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ May 2 2011, 09:24 PM)teens with acne, take note: this is the most effective way to rid yourself of blackheads Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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