Ghost of a Rider Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 "Hello, Disney World customer support? Yes, I'm on the Space Mountain ride right now and I'm just not diggin' it." "Okay sir, please stay on the line while I transfer you to our Customer Experience Enhancement tech department." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I'm sorry - you're breaking up... What does "idge out" mean?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 (edited) "Alright, I see the sign now! They should really make clearer signs for the subways around here, but what really bothers me is that I stood in line for three hours for nothing!" Edited December 23, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 "Yeah, I'd like a large pepperoni and mushroom. Delivery might be a bit of a problem, though......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Mom will you quit calling me every five fuc*ing minutes? Why are you always tryna run my life? I'm on the jumbotron? WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Person on the other end of the phone. "Hello, this is Dr. Smith's secretary calling to let you know that the test results came back and we found a problem with your heart. Just make sure that under no circumstances you do anything that could possibly increase your heart rate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 And the winner is... http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/LifesonPics/668.jpg "Hello, this is Dr. Smith's secretary calling to let you know that the test results came back and we found a problem with your heart. Just make sure that under no circumstances you do anything that could possibly increase your heart rate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 (edited) Thanks, Janie! Give this one a try. http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1389/428162715zjyxguph.jpg Edited December 23, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 (edited) Sure sucks when St. Mary's School for the Blind accidentally throws something out. Edited December 23, 2010 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 mmmm sorry Dad took the car tonight, but looks like this is almost as good as the backseat.... girl: yeah your Dad's car is always full of junk and empty beer bottles and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 White trash digging in white trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Dec 23 2010, 04:19 PM) Sure sucks when St. Mary's School for the Blind accidentally throws something out. I liked this one the best! You're up LiX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 (edited) Thanks! Merry Christmas!! http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/SantaAerobicsSWNS_468x308.jpg Edited December 25, 2010 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 All of these Santas are starting to think with their North Poles! Merry Christmas everyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Biggest Loser Santa Clause edition Jilian Michaels: COME ON YOU BIG FAT TUBBA CHRISTMAS CHEER GET OFF YOUR SLEIGH AND MOVE YOUR FAT ASS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 26, 2010 Author Share Posted December 26, 2010 Sweatin' To The Christmas Carols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 QUOTE (snowdogged @ Dec 24 2010, 10:11 PM) All of these Santas are starting to think with their North Poles! Merry Christmas everyone!!! Sorry to give it right back to ya... But that was funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Thanks LiX!!! Try this one out. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/SNIatNTeYJI/AAAAAAAAA5M/goTnNNn0QOs/s400/6.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Who would've guessed... Same size and smell of my wife's snapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReMarkable Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 throw that one back grandpa it ain't big enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Where do I go for the best lures, reels and line? I go to Master Bait and Tackle to snag the bigguns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridertoo98 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 See what being an online troll will get you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 So which one got caught, the man or the fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 The budget for the new "Jaws" movie was a bit on the small side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 WOW finally..my mail order bride from The Ukraine's arrived! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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