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"Me? What do I do for a living? I'm a Volunteer down at St. Mark's Episcopal, the Children's Wing...That's what I do, that's who I am.......As an aside, I also put in some time as a Gay Fetish Porn actor... It's what makes that lifestyle of 'giving' even feasible for me and mine. Don't judge."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"After sorting through old photos of her 'Age Six' birthday party, Middle-aged Melissa came to the realization that it was her drunk and coked-up Uncle Artie who was the primary source of all that sick and deranged attraction to Equine anatomy and Hooved Mammals in general over the past 40 years...She took a long drag of her cigarette in contemplation of this new realization, then went out back to the stables and blew another horse."

 

 

 

 

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Oh there were green alligators n long necked geese all right, humpty back camels and chimpanzees, cats.. rats... elephants. No such thing as a Unicorn? I'll show YOU no such thing as a unicorn. Come on buddy, put up your hooves!
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"Smile for the camera and say "I'm a pretty, prancing pony." thirty times fast without stumblin'...and all your debts heretofore are forgiven. Mess up and I'm gonna de-hoove you right 'ere, lil' horsey. Jus' like dat. Ba-doom."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This was kinda tough. I liked GOAR's and WIDE ANGLE's captions, but the simplicity of this one countered the absurdity of the photo very nicely.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/caption_pics/0003tsh5.jpg

 

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 26 2010, 11:20 AM)
Be honest.  Does this outfit make me look fat?

 

You're up, Goob!

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"Someday, maybe 40 years from now....no no, arch your back more, baby....40-something wanna-be flower children....oh yeah, that's the spot....will be playing our trippy drug-prog music....no, don't mind those weirdos back there OHHHH....on their weekly radio show OH yeahhhhhh UNNNNHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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this is the manger scene from "Jesus, another biker?" the indie film produced directed and written by members of Hell's Angels, Breed, and StormTroopers. In the background are The Three Wise Men, Joseph and Mary foreground, ready to make Jesus' brother Thomas
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Early, Pre-NFL 'zone defense' formation...The 'Safety' back then was permitted to carry a heavy, solid steel bar...and if you beat all the other defenders deep in the back field, it was down to a contest between yourself, him, your ball and his bat. It was beautiful...Game shoulda never changed.

 

 

 

 

 

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i've actually met two of the people in this photo (top left and top right) and am good friends with the guy on the top left. of the four guys in the picture i've talked to three on the phone, and one by e-mail. of course they're all considerably older now, and yeah, they were part of a band! in fact, the band recently reformed and the three guys on the top are touring agin.

 

anyway, there were a few that i thought were really great. 1001001's was a close one as it resonated, but in the end this one had me laugh out loud REALLY loudly as a Rush tie-in had just never occurred to me:

 

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/source3.jpg

 

QUOTE (ridertoo98 @ Sep 27 2010, 07:10 PM)
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx

 

thelocator, your syrnix related one was funny too, but this one above really got me first.

 

take it away ridertoo98!

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Sep 28 2010, 05:08 PM)
i've actually met two of the people in this photo (top left and top right) and am good friends with the guy on the top left. of the four guys in the picture i've talked to three on the phone, and one by e-mail. of course they're all considerably older now, and yeah, they were part of a band! in fact, the band recently reformed and the three guys on the top are touring agin.

anyway, there were a few that i thought were really great. 1001001's was a close one as it resonated, but in the end this one had me laugh out loud REALLY loudly as a Rush tie-in had just never occurred to me:


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/source3.jpg

QUOTE (ridertoo98 @ Sep 27 2010, 07:10 PM)
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx

 

thelocator, your syrnix related one was funny too, but this one above really got me first.

 

take it away ridertoo98!

well? who they be? the pirates of the temples of syrinx? AAARRRRRRGGH!

 

 

 

 

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