1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocator Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dr. Vega's Hyperopia, or Longsightedness, compounded with her Acute Sphinctophobia (fear of a__holes) caused very unorthodox measures to be taken during common, routine rectal exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocator Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Brother and Sister High-Wire Act, 'The Barely-Clad Palumbos' were ready to take it to the next level, when Sister Jenna began to show obvious signs of cold feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 (edited) "No, you can't make me come down now! I only have eight days left to break the world record!" Edited September 22, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Yep this tree got em too. Them there fuzzy round brown bugs. HANK get the chain saw, were gonna hafta cut this one down too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Thanks GoaR! I hope Janie is alright! Try this one out .http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/superhero2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. DUDE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 "I already told you fake Hulk, were going to meet fake Spiderman for lunch to talk about a new reality show. Now shut the f**k up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 (edited) even for Halloween, Peyton always outscored Eli for costume candy and treats Edited September 24, 2010 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 OK bruce so I pissed you off and for once it didn't work down THERE, it happens to the best of us! See? in this article of Men's Health it can happen to ANYone...anytime anywhere! We stilll have each other, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 22 2010, 02:40 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocator Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "Whaddaya mean you don't wanna work with me no more because I don't fit no Hulk 'profile'...As far as I remember, Superman wasn't no emaciated, trans-gendered, lankster who tapes his junk all up against his damn ass..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocator Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "Kryptonite? More like dang Limp To-night is what you served up for me last evening, white boy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocator Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 (edited) "I'm sorry...I'm letting you go...When you said that you were a 'Lou Ferrigno-type', I assumed that the comparison stretched further than you merely being dark, deaf and unemployed...Damn, and you're not even reading my lips...Now I'll have to repeat myself and I hate that." Edited September 24, 2010 by thelocator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 23 2010, 05:54 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 22 2010, 02:40 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? It's nice to see you around here, that's all. It's been a while, and I was expressing my surprise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Gonna sit this one out. I know that someone will come up with something epic! Me, well, shucks...I'm just hopping on a plane tomorrow to see Rush in Dallas. I will check and see who wins on Monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Yo! .... My Man...Don't go makin me mad bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 QUOTE (Rushchick10 @ Sep 23 2010, 11:34 PM) Gonna sit this one out. I know that someone will come up with something epic! Me, well, shucks...I'm just hopping on a plane tomorrow to see Rush in Dallas. I will check and see who wins on Monday! OK rub our noses in it why don't ya. Snotman over here to my left, you piss him off he destroys shit, Me? F*CK I gotta save the world every other shittin day. Yeah whatever go to your F*ckin concert, and when you're there? Tell Geddy he can kiss my Kryptonian ass ok? I sent him a god damn picture THREE YEARS AGO think he'd autograph it for me? After I saved the blow jays in '93 from the f*ckin YANKEES....aww whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Sep 24 2010, 01:02 AM) QUOTE (Rushchick10 @ Sep 23 2010, 11:34 PM) Gonna sit this one out. I know that someone will come up with something epic! Me, well, shucks...I'm just hopping on a plane tomorrow to see Rush in Dallas. I will check and see who wins on Monday! OK rub our noses in it why don't ya. Snotman over here to my left, you piss him off he destroys shit, Me? F*CK I gotta save the world every other shittin day. Yeah whatever go to your F*ckin concert, and when you're there? Tell Geddy he can kiss my Kryptonian ass ok? I sent him a god damn picture THREE YEARS AGO think he'd autograph it for me? After I saved the blow jays in '93 from the f*ckin YANKEES....aww whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 23 2010, 09:17 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 23 2010, 05:54 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 22 2010, 02:40 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? It's nice to see you around here, that's all. It's been a while, and I was expressing my surprise! Yeah, I BET you were surprised! I still read here from time to time, and over the past 2 years, i've had a couple of times I wanted to post. This time I thought I could win... But I still suck at caption a random image, apparently. I wonderd how long it would take any of the old farts to notice me. But you picked up on it the first day. Leave it to old #37... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocator Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "I'm tellin' ya, we can't just go straight from a Comic Book Convention to your Uncle Jackie's Funeral without changing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 "So whatcha gonna do at the office today?" "Oh, outrun a bullet, leap a tall building, wrestle with a train. Ya know, the usual. You?" "Oh I thought I'd do the usual too and rip a few shirts and destroy a couple of pairs of shoes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 24, 2010 Author Share Posted September 24, 2010 (edited) "Yo Dave, I don't wanna sound racist or anything but, shouldn't your head be green too?" Edited September 24, 2010 by Ghost of a Rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 24 2010, 12:06 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 23 2010, 09:17 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 23 2010, 05:54 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Sep 22 2010, 02:40 PM) QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 22 2010, 03:32 PM) Hey, geds! Longtime no see! You're still an asshole, I see. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? It's nice to see you around here, that's all. It's been a while, and I was expressing my surprise! Yeah, I BET you were surprised! I still read here from time to time, and over the past 2 years, i've had a couple of times I wanted to post. This time I thought I could win... But I still suck at caption a random image, apparently. I wonderd how long it would take any of the old farts to notice me. But you picked up on it the first day. Leave it to old #37... 73!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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