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QUOTE (sullysue @ Sep 7 2005, 12:40 AM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 6 2005, 10:32 PM)
wonder whats these go for  nowadayz, if u wanted to buy a pair  laugh.gif
http://www.yesalbum.com/v001/d_l_g/109825.gif

Ick, Donna.

 

 

 

I'd say $3.50. unsure.gif

laugh.gif if they were THAT cheap there would be chiks with wayyyyy larger boobs all over the place biggrin.gif fing.gif

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http://www.hereinreality.com/more_funny_pics/albums/userpics/10001/normal_boyfriend_remote.jpg

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QUOTE (sullysue @ Sep 6 2005, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 6 2005, 10:32 PM)
wonder whats these go for  nowadayz, if u wanted to buy a pair  laugh.gif
http://www.yesalbum.com/v001/d_l_g/109825.gif

Ick, Donna.

 

 

 

I'd say $3.50. unsure.gif

And she SWEARS they're not fake.

 

Bullshit.

 

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EDIT: Now Lindsay has lost a ton of weight, and obviously had her implants removed...doesn't she look WONDERFUL now? Nice and skeletal. 062802puke_prv.gif

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Board%20Pics/lohan_bikini_comparison2.jpg

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 7 2005, 10:04 AM)
QUOTE (sullysue @ Sep 6 2005, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 6 2005, 10:32 PM)
wonder whats these go for  nowadayz, if u wanted to buy a pair  laugh.gif
http://www.yesalbum.com/v001/d_l_g/109825.gif

Ick, Donna.

 

 

 

I'd say $3.50. unsure.gif

And she SWEARS they're not fake.

 

Bullshit.

 

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EDIT: Now Lindsay has lost a ton of weight, and obviously had her implants removed...doesn't she look WONDERFUL now? Nice and skeletal. 062802puke_prv.gif

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Board%20Pics/lohan_bikini_comparison2.jpg

Lindsay's that skinny now, huh? She's grossing me out. Eat some Big Macs, babe.

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Mar 7 2005, 05:10 PM)
I have resisted as long as possible, but I can't hold back any more. biggrin.gif I'm no fashion plate, but I have a THING for shoes. It's serious. I need a twelve step program to get over this...but until then...

I just got these:

http://www.shoes.com/productimages/ff_il26348.jpg

I love Rocketdog shoes...heart.gif

Anyways, indulge me if I post shoe pics occasionally...or, share some of your own.

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Wearing these today. Just a bumper.gif for old times' sake. biggrin.gif

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i spent $20 at goodwill this summer..holy cow do i love goodwill.

 

who cares if it's used? i got a freakin awesome shiny silver jacket for $5, & a nice shirt from The Limited for $3.50..both in brand new condition! i also got a nice tie for $1..& a few more awesome things i can't remember getting for dirt cheap. nice. smile.gif

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I am a thrift store junkie! Its great here for shopping at the Goodwill stores, there are 5 colleges and universities here and everytime those kids move out they dump half their stuff off at the thrift stores! I have no problem finding jeans with the tags still on from Gap, Hot Topic, Lord and Taylor, Pacific Sun and more! Whats really cool too is that more than one thrift store around here only charges a buck for all shirts, pants and shorts!
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King Arthur And The Witch

 

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

 

The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query! . But,! since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

 

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

 

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

 

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

 

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

 

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

 

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered! such ! a repugnant creature in all his life.

 

He refused t o force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

 

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

 

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

 

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

 

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

 

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

 

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

 

The beauty replied that since he had been so ! kind t! o her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

 

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

 

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

 

What would YOU do?

 

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

 

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

 

Now....what is the moral to this story? !

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The moral is.....

 

If you don't let a woman have her own way......

 

 

 

 

Things are going to get ugly!

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ya know... speaking of blondes... i have to tell you a funny thing that occurred this week @ my pilates class....

 

 

there's a girl whose in our reformer class...yes, she's blond...

so, were doing this exercise, and in this exercise, we have to be sitting "taylor style"....

and our instructor is explaining where the term "taylor style" came from and this girl appartently didn't hear the story cuz at the end of this explanation she then asks....

 

"so, do i know the taylors? do they come to class here"?????? doh.gif

 

 

couldn't help but laugh at that one.....

 

 

 

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The husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.

 

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her

closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

 

The friend says, "How can that be?

 

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a

donation to the church...that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the

wake, food and drinks, you know. . . . .The rest went for the Memorial

Stone."

 

The friend says, "$22,500 for the Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"

 

The widow says, "Three carats."

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 3 2005, 04:18 PM)
The husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her
closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

The friend says, "How can that be?

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a
donation to the church...that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the
wake, food and drinks, you know. . . . .The rest went for the Memorial
Stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."

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Cyg, your sig is sick! tongue.gif

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Who needs a new bra?? Well looky here laugh.gif

 

TOKYO (AFP) - For the woman who wants to stay both warm and environmentally conscious this winter -- and isn't bothered by extra bulk under her shirt -- a lingerie maker unveiled a thick bra that can be heated in a microwave.

Triumph International modeled the bra in Japan which has launched a "Warm Biz" campaign urging people to bundle up to save on heating.

 

The bra pads are filled with an eco-friendly, reusable gel that can be heated up in a microwave or with hot water. For good measure, a pendant of a hot pepper dangles from the front.

 

But the bra isn't for those favoring understated attire. A long strap flows down from the back, which is meant to be wrapped around like a boa to keep one's neck warm.

 

"We hope this will not only help prevent global warming but also provide a little fashion chic to the office," Triumph's Japan branch said in a statement.

 

But for the time being, the bra, which comes with matching shorts, won't be in stores, with the lingerie maker instead using the technology to develop other warm clothing.

 

Japan, the land of the Kyoto Protocol, is encouraging people to set their heating at no more than 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit) this winter to save energy.

 

It follows a "Cool Biz" casual-dress campaign promoted by Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, who eschewed his tie for most of the summer, to reduce air-conditioner use and therefore greenhouse gas emissions. The drive is estimated to have saved enough energy to supply 240,000 households for a month.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051109/lf_af..._ylt=AhgF3DVRAy

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