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Signs You Have A Hangover

 

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you tell your room to "stay still."

3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.

5. You set aside the entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"

8. All day long, your motto is "Never again."

9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

 

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 1 2005, 01:19 PM)
Signs You Have A Hangover
 
1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside the entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long, your motto is "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

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...there's always carrots in every chuck-up 062802puke_prv.gif

 

...and a good hearty meal looks like rice all of a sudden 062802puke_prv.gif

 

OH NO!! Not SPAM??? 062802puke_prv.gif 062802puke_prv.gif 062802puke_prv.gif

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 1 2005, 01:19 PM)
Signs You Have A Hangover

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside the entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long, your motto is "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

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QUOTE (Earthshine @ Feb 1 2005, 07:08 PM)
You know you are hung-over when you wake up lying on the floor and you feel like you have to hold on or your going to fall off.

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laugh.gif I felt like that this morning... rofl3.gif

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QUOTE (Apollo was astonished @ Feb 4 2005, 04:13 PM)
You roll over in bed wondering what happened to that really hot chick you brought home the night before and find yourself lookuing underneath the 400 lb. shemale sleeping next to you looking for that hot chick that you know came home with you.

Well, I don't have to worry about that. I don't usually pick up really hot chicks. I don't pick up really hot men either, I don't have enough arm strength.

 

 

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Feb 4 2005, 03:19 PM)
QUOTE (Apollo was astonished @ Feb 4 2005, 04:13 PM)
You roll over in bed wondering what happened to that really hot chick you brought home the night before and find yourself lookuing underneath the 400 lb. shemale sleeping next to you looking for that hot chick that you know came home with you.

Well, I don't have to worry about that. I don't usually pick up really hot chicks. I don't pick up really hot men either, I don't have enough arm strenght.

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 1 2005, 09:19 PM)
Signs You Have A Hangover

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

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I almost shot a bird one morning. I'm not kidding!

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