Signs You Have A Hangover

**Cygnus** · February 1, 2005

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you tell your room to "stay still."

3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.

5. You set aside the entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"

8. All day long, your motto is "Never again."

9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

**rickyrob** · February 1, 2005

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 1 2005, 01:19 PM)

Signs You Have A Hangover

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside the entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long, your motto is "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

...there's always carrots in every chuck-up

...and a good hearty meal looks like rice all of a sudden

OH NO!! Not SPAM???

Edited February 1, 2005 by rickyrob

**Alsgalpal** · February 1, 2005

Ye, so whats my excuse? I am not hungover.

**Pags** · February 1, 2005

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 1 2005, 01:19 PM)

Signs You Have A Hangover

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside the entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long, your motto is "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

Classic

**Midway Hawker** · February 2, 2005

You know you are hung-over when you wake up lying on the floor and you feel like you have to hold on or your going to fall off.

**Cygnus** · February 3, 2005

http://www.rudefun.com/pictures/priceless/28.jpg Edited February 3, 2005 by Cygnus

**Milton Bridge** · February 4, 2005

Its Saturday morning......

**Apollo was astonished** · February 4, 2005

QUOTE (Milton Bridge @ Feb 4 2005, 02:28 PM)

Its Saturday morning......

**Alsgalpal** · February 4, 2005

QUOTE (Earthshine @ Feb 1 2005, 07:08 PM)

You know you are hung-over when you wake up lying on the floor and you feel like you have to hold on or your going to fall off.

I felt like that this morning...

**Apollo was astonished** · February 4, 2005

You roll over in bed wondering what happened to that really hot chick you brought home the night before and find yourself lookuing underneath the 400 lb. shemale sleeping next to you looking for that hot chick that you know came home with you.

**Alsgalpal** · February 4, 2005

QUOTE (Apollo was astonished @ Feb 4 2005, 04:13 PM)

You roll over in bed wondering what happened to that really hot chick you brought home the night before and find yourself lookuing underneath the 400 lb. shemale sleeping next to you looking for that hot chick that you know came home with you.

Well, I don't have to worry about that. I don't usually pick up really hot chicks. I don't pick up really hot men either, I don't have enough arm strength.

Edited because my fingers forgot how to spell.

Edited February 4, 2005 by Alsgalpal

**Apollo was astonished** · February 4, 2005

QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Feb 4 2005, 03:19 PM)

QUOTE (Apollo was astonished @ Feb 4 2005, 04:13 PM)

You roll over in bed wondering what happened to that really hot chick you brought home the night before and find yourself lookuing underneath the 400 lb. shemale sleeping next to you looking for that hot chick that you know came home with you.

Well, I don't have to worry about that. I don't usually pick up really hot chicks. I don't pick up really hot men either, I don't have enough arm strenght.

**Alsgalpal** · February 4, 2005

And you know your hungover, and probably hung under, when you cant even spell right the next day.

**Midway Hawker** · February 5, 2005

QUOTE (Milton Bridge @ Feb 4 2005, 12:28 PM)

Its Saturday morning......

Or Sunday monring.. So true...

**spirit of radio** · February 5, 2005

The smell of bacon makes you

**rickyrob** · February 5, 2005

QUOTE (spirit of radio @ Feb 5 2005, 12:16 AM)

The smell of bacon makes you

..or SPAM/TREET!

**spirit of radio** · February 5, 2005

QUOTE (rickyrob @ Feb 5 2005, 04:24 AM)

QUOTE (spirit of radio @ Feb 5 2005, 12:16 AM)

The smell of bacon makes you

..or SPAM/TREET!

**Cygnus** · February 5, 2005

You wake up, roll over and say, "Are you that beautiful Spanish senioreta that I brought home last night?" She turn and says "Yes sir Boss"

**rickyrob** · February 5, 2005

...drinking... ...more beer ...

....is the only thing that makes you feel better.

**Sark** · February 5, 2005

You move your pillow into the bathroom.

**debe** · February 10, 2005

You wonder where the hell your underwear is.... Edited February 10, 2005 by debe

**spirit of radio** · February 10, 2005

QUOTE (debe @ Feb 9 2005, 09:27 PM)

You wonder where the hell your underwear is....

**Grandpa Grizz** · February 27, 2005

I'll have a hangover tomorrow. Tonight's a company party.

**Midway Hawker** · May 30, 2005

When you wake up at 10am and can't remember going to bed.

**Riv** · May 30, 2005

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 1 2005, 09:19 PM)

Signs You Have A Hangover

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

I almost shot a bird one morning. I'm not kidding!

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