The O' Sullivan Factor Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 there's a huge crowd here who like bands like cradle of filth (I went to a battle of the "bands"... big mistake) and I find that any music with the screamy vocals is comedy in its purist form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuppetKing2112 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (Barnacle @ Jun 8 2007, 12:45 PM) called Dragonforce...I checked out one of their videos and laughed my a** off....supertechinical playing...horrible songs ...simply pointless nonsense....please check em out for a good good laugh. That sounds like you could be describing Dream Theater. Sorry, couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (PuppetKing2112 @ Jun 9 2007, 12:38 PM) QUOTE (Barnacle @ Jun 8 2007, 12:45 PM) called Dragonforce...I checked out one of their videos and laughed my a** off....supertechinical playing...horrible songs ...simply pointless nonsense....please check em out for a good good laugh. That sounds like you could be describing Dream Theater. Sorry, couldn't resist. At least Dream Theater isn't sloppy with their playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Jun 9 2007, 12:46 PM)QUOTE (PuppetKing2112 @ Jun 9 2007, 12:38 PM) QUOTE (Barnacle @ Jun 8 2007, 12:45 PM) called Dragonforce...I checked out one of their videos and laughed my a** off....supertechinical playing...horrible songs ...simply pointless nonsense....please check em out for a good good laugh. That sounds like you could be describing Dream Theater. Sorry, couldn't resist. At least Dream Theater isn't sloppy with their playing. Dream Theater doesn't constantly play 850375607868769483750347658783760478173517601876203871629083576192378569182375619023875619023875 Beats Per Minute either. They at least have tempo changes. These guys are ALWAYS the same, every second of each song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Jun 9 2007, 01:16 PM) QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Jun 9 2007, 12:46 PM)QUOTE (PuppetKing2112 @ Jun 9 2007, 12:38 PM) QUOTE (Barnacle @ Jun 8 2007, 12:45 PM) called Dragonforce...I checked out one of their videos and laughed my a** off....supertechinical playing...horrible songs ...simply pointless nonsense....please check em out for a good good laugh. That sounds like you could be describing Dream Theater. Sorry, couldn't resist. At least Dream Theater isn't sloppy with their playing. Dream Theater doesn't constantly play 850375607868769483750347658783760478173517601876203871629083576192378569182375619023875619023875 Beats Per Minute either. They at least have tempo changes. These guys are ALWAYS the same, every second of each song. I concur. 20 bucks if they did a ballad it would be the same tempo as all the other songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (The O' Sullivan Factor @ Jun 9 2007, 08:29 AM) there's a huge crowd here who like bands like cradle of filth (I went to a battle of the "bands"... big mistake) and I find that any music with the screamy vocals is comedy in its purist form Totally. As I stated previously, it's fun music to listen to if you don't take it seriously......but like....how could you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 QUOTE (The O' Sullivan Factor @ Jun 9 2007, 09:29 AM) there's a huge crowd here who like bands like cradle of filth (I went to a battle of the "bands"... big mistake) and I find that any music with the screamy vocals is comedy in its purist form I love a lot of death metal and some black metal, but Cradle of Filth is just plain shit. Hot Topic metal in the worst degree, up there with Avenged Sevenfold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (nic2112nic @ Jun 8 2007, 02:22 PM) I happen to like Dragonforce, quite alot of their songs have great vocal lines! I have always liked speed metal a bit...Metal Church...stuff like that, but this sounds to me like a fast version of Final Countdown by Europe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCFIELDS Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s12437.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (WCFIELDS @ Jun 10 2007, 09:54 PM)http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s12437.jpg YES!!! They had me with Ton of Bricks, Psycho and The Dark on: http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/JDL2112/thedark.jpg I also have a soft spot for Helloween... Pantera...The Rollins Band...Pantera rocked my world at a concert...damn...they were the shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Here's the worst band in history...it's a bit long...but note the response from the crowd...lolol http://youtube.com/watch?v=PizGV-zKi44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom C Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Anyone who disses the Mighty Dragonforce will answer to the full force of my trusty plastic sword Manowar rule too, I'm wearing my furry nappy as I type, with my fingers caressing the keyboard in their cat-skin gloves DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL TO ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL TO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larks Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 For you manowar fans... Here is a band called Nanowar. they are making fun of manowar and i love them! they are hilarious! some songs: Metal la la la-http://youtube.com/watch?v=ROltm_3sqgg Our metal is strong cuz' our dick is so long-http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9LtgMGdqE This is the true metal of steel- http://youtube.com/watch?v=gSlM9jiEOX4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 By the way, the BEST f***ing black metal/cheesy metal album cover is by a band called Marduk... I can't post it here, but look up on Wikipedia the album art for their EP "f**k me Jesus". Kvlt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Jun 11 2007, 02:34 PM) By the way, the BEST f***ing black metal/cheesy metal album cover is by a band called Marduk... I can't post it here, but look up on Wikipedia the album art for their EP "f**k me Jesus". Kvlt. Wow. Cannibal Corpse is also a likely contender for there album covers also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Larks Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 ohhh... there is a store near my house for for emo kids also.. lol everytime i go near the store i cant stand but laughing at those posers with their My chemical romance and Slipknot shirts and spikes.. they dont know nothing about music and they are just pathetic.. most of those "scene" kids are 12 to 14.. when they grow up they will grow tired of this pose.. thats a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Jun 11 2007, 02:34 PM)By the way, the BEST f***ing black metal/cheesy metal album cover is by a band called Marduk... I can't post it here, but look up on Wikipedia the album art for their EP "f**k me Jesus". Kvlt. I love looking at pictures of black metal bands, they're so f***ing funny. TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME (THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Jun 11 2007, 06:42 PM) QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Jun 11 2007, 02:34 PM)By the way, the BEST f***ing black metal/cheesy metal album cover is by a band called Marduk... I can't post it here, but look up on Wikipedia the album art for their EP "f**k me Jesus". Kvlt. I love looking at pictures of black metal bands, they're so f***ing funny. TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME (THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME Haha YES! I read the first half of your post and thought "Hey, I should do everyone a favor and post the top 10 ridiculous BM pic articles"... scrolled down, and there they were Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (PuppetKing2112 @ Jun 9 2007, 01:38 PM) QUOTE (Barnacle @ Jun 8 2007, 12:45 PM) called Dragonforce...I checked out one of their videos and laughed my a** off....supertechinical playing...horrible songs ...simply pointless nonsense....please check em out for a good good laugh. That sounds like you could be describing Dream Theater. Sorry, couldn't resist. I thought the same thing when I first read that post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (Larks @ Jun 8 2007, 03:57 PM) http://uncyclopedia.org/images/d/d7/Manowar.jpg This is impossibly gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Jun 11 2007, 05:42 PM) QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Jun 11 2007, 02:34 PM)By the way, the BEST f***ing black metal/cheesy metal album cover is by a band called Marduk... I can't post it here, but look up on Wikipedia the album art for their EP "f**k me Jesus". Kvlt. I love looking at pictures of black metal bands, they're so f***ing funny. TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME (THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME ....Immortal.... , I can't believe what I just saw... ...that could be the funniest shit I've ever seen... Besides "who are these freaks" the only question I have is: What the f*ck is wrong with Finland? Every one of these abortions is from there is seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keakag Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 QUOTE (Larks @ Jun 8 2007, 04:14 PM) lol dream evil.... *great* lyrics i watched the Immortal video.. damn.. HOW CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THIS CRAP?! i rather listen to Paris hilton cd over this &@#*($&) the drummer sucks, you cant hear the bass..the guitar riff is repatitive and annoying.. and the voals... thats the sound of a goat being raped oh... and this is not true black metal.. you can see that the singer is smiling! you need to be though and sad to be True If Immortal are "musicians" than i'm a F***ing guitar god. these guys actually sell records? You've got to be kidding me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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