Monty Python Thread

[Your_Lion]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

[blackhawkrush]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

[Your_Lion]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

[blackhawkrush]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

Burt! This bloke won't haggle.

[Citizen of the World]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

Burt! This bloke won't haggle.

Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest

[blackhawkrush]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

Burt! This bloke won't haggle.

Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest

All right, but only...if you come on a camping holiday with me.

[Your_Lion]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

Burt! This bloke won't haggle.

Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest

All right, but only...if you come on a camping holiday with me.

I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing. Getting out there with a gun, slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off.

[blackhawkrush]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

Burt! This bloke won't haggle.

Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest

All right, but only...if you come on a camping holiday with me.

I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing. Getting out there with a gun, slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off.

Suddenly Hank spots the mosquito they're after. :fuckwithadmin:

[Your_Lion]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

Burt! This bloke won't haggle.

Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest

All right, but only...if you come on a camping holiday with me.

I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing. Getting out there with a gun, slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off.

Suddenly Hank spots the mosquito they're after. :fuckwithadmin:

You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.

[Citizen of the World]

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her..

Sydney Nolan! What's that?

The London Brick Company?

The naughty bits of a lady.

Where to re-house his right hand, that's what he was interested in! :tsk:

'Cos he's a man - - he's a woman, you see.

Are there any women here today? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

Do they prefer Leibnitz to Wittgenstein?

And the big question is, who is he going to replace, who's going to come off. It could be Jaspers, Hegel or Schopenhauer, but it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein, who saw his aunty only last week, and here's Marx. Let's see it he can put some life into this German attack.

That's not funny! I vant to know the joke.

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. :|

Yes, has tax been paid on it?

Yes, there's no place for sentiment in big business.

He's right you know

Burt! This bloke won't haggle.

Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest

All right, but only...if you come on a camping holiday with me.

I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing. Getting out there with a gun, slaughtering a few of God's creatures - that was the life. Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off.

Suddenly Hank spots the mosquito they're after. :fuckwithadmin:

You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.

I've just spent four hours burying the cat. Yes! It wouldn't keep still, wriggling about howling its head off.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

[Citizen of the World]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

[Citizen of the World]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow.

[Citizen of the World]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow.

If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow.

If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

Quick! Ring the unexploded Scotsman Squad!

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow.

If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

Quick! Ring the unexploded Scotsman Squad!

That phone's not stopped ringing all day. :eyeroll: Take it off the hook.

[Your_Lion]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow.

If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

Quick! Ring the unexploded Scotsman Squad!

That phone's not stopped ringing all day. :eyeroll: Take it off the hook.

I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway.

[blackhawkrush]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow.

If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

Quick! Ring the unexploded Scotsman Squad!

That phone's not stopped ringing all day. :eyeroll: Take it off the hook.

I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway.

Well, there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's "Great Debate" will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

[Citizen of the World]

I think that's in very bad taste. :(

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. :outtahere:

That's a walk-off, that's what this is.

But out came M.J.K. Pratt to play a real captain's innings...

Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow.

If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

Quick! Ring the unexploded Scotsman Squad!

That phone's not stopped ringing all day. :eyeroll: Take it off the hook.

I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway.

Well, there you have it. Two say will, two say won't. We'll be back again next week, and next week's "Great Debate" will be about Government Interference in Broadcasting and will be cancelled mysteriously.

Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.