daveyt Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 8 2006, 08:01 PM) Thanks for complimenting my thread I try my best to have interesting threads like this. The purpose of this one is to figure out one key aspect of the female psyche (the one that annoys me). Plus I want to use this information to find me some bitches!!! ask away, mr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 9 2006, 12:05 AM) come on, you gotta know I'm joking Maybe so. I guess I don't find it funny. But hey, it is what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 8 2006, 08:05 PM) come on, you gotta know I'm joking translate: i want bitchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slime Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 My secret is out at last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 9 2006, 12:19 AM) My secret is out at last Never start out serious and get the respect of the NWW, and then swerve them with comedy or silliness. You'll be hated almost as much as DaveyT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 9 2006, 07:43 AM) QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 9 2006, 12:19 AM) My secret is out at last Never start out serious and get the respect of the NWW, and then swerve them with comedy or silliness. You'll be hated almost as much as DaveyT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slime Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 back on topic please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 7 2006, 09:04 PM)Ok ladies, here's something that's been on my mind since forever. If a guy tells you that you are good looking or beautiful, why do you disbelieve him? Do you think he's lying? Just saying nice things so he doesn't get smacked? This is something that you women will have to explain to me, since I cannot see how any rational and good looking female can deny that they at least aren't hideous. But unfortunately, MOST (in the 99% range here folks) women I personally know and have talked to are totally DOWN on their beauty. Let me give you a standard guys perspective on a woman who is down on her beauty. 1) It pisses us off like NOTHING else. Even thinking about it is causing me to get annoyed right now. Trying to compliment a woman on her beauty AND having her accept it is like trying to empty the ocean with an eyedropper. 2) We aren't lying to you when we say things like "You are beautiful". Trust us. 3) What good does it do when you consistently degrade your own beauty EVERY SINGLE TIME we try to say nice things about it? Anyway, I'll leave the floor open to the ladies on this one, assuming they aren't out to kill me now 1) Here's your eyedropper. Make sure you find the right ocean. If you try to lie to a woman and say she's beautiful when you really don't think she is, you're in for some frustration. She will make you tell her again and again until she believes you (which will be never.) But, if you tell a beautiful woman how beautiful she is when you mean it, she will tell you to shut up about it already before long. She's knows you mean it, and she's heard enough for now. You will be notified when its time to resume the compliments by the asking of a question (e.g. does this make my butt look big?) 2) Not trusting until you are proven trustworthy. What can you do to be deemed trustworthy? I'm not giving any of those secrets away. Forget about it. 3) If you get to that point, you obviously missed standard #1. Happy Eyedropping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 This whole thread makes me want to get on my knees and thank the good Lord above for allowing me to already be married to a really wonderful women. If I had to go back to the dating scene I think I would probably blow my brains out instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Dec 10 2006, 01:52 PM) This whole thread makes me want to get on my knees and thank the good Lord above for allowing me to already be married to a really wonderful women. If I had to go back to the dating scene I think I would probably blow my brains out instead. Oh man what a suck ass. That's not what you told me in chat the one night. Just kidding Failte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slime Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Dec 10 2006, 03:50 AM)QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 7 2006, 09:04 PM)Ok ladies, here's something that's been on my mind since forever. If a guy tells you that you are good looking or beautiful, why do you disbelieve him? Do you think he's lying? Just saying nice things so he doesn't get smacked? This is something that you women will have to explain to me, since I cannot see how any rational and good looking female can deny that they at least aren't hideous. But unfortunately, MOST (in the 99% range here folks) women I personally know and have talked to are totally DOWN on their beauty. Let me give you a standard guys perspective on a woman who is down on her beauty. 1) It pisses us off like NOTHING else. Even thinking about it is causing me to get annoyed right now. Trying to compliment a woman on her beauty AND having her accept it is like trying to empty the ocean with an eyedropper. 2) We aren't lying to you when we say things like "You are beautiful". Trust us. 3) What good does it do when you consistently degrade your own beauty EVERY SINGLE TIME we try to say nice things about it? Anyway, I'll leave the floor open to the ladies on this one, assuming they aren't out to kill me now 1) Here's your eyedropper. Make sure you find the right ocean. If you try to lie to a woman and say she's beautiful when you really don't think she is, you're in for some frustration. She will make you tell her again and again until she believes you (which will be never.) But, if you tell a beautiful woman how beautiful she is when you mean it, she will tell you to shut up about it already before long. She's knows you mean it, and she's heard enough for now. You will be notified when its time to resume the compliments by the asking of a question (e.g. does this make my butt look big?) 2) Not trusting until you are proven trustworthy. What can you do to be deemed trustworthy? I'm not giving any of those secrets away. Forget about it. 3) If you get to that point, you obviously missed standard #1. Happy Eyedropping I guess my problem is that I feel I'm VERY trustworthy. The ladies I know trust me about other stuff. They know I'm not the lying type. So why can't they just STOP bashing themselves all the time?? I'm not pestering anybody with my statement nor am I stalking them with constant private messages (and neither are you, Rolinda ). I am not playing a record for them that repeats the message for 80 minutes. I'm simply saying it when I think needs to be said. Quite often it happens when they BASH. I cannot emphasize too much how beautiful women BASH themselves. I simply seek to counter their BS with some truth. Unfortunately, every woman I know seems to be comparing herself to somebody else, be it celebrities (who I've never found that great looking, to be honest) or some other girl they know. Thanks for the eyedropper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 10 2006, 05:32 PM)nor am I stalking them with constant private messages (and neither are you, Rolinda ). I'll get right on that...sorreh,,, just as soon as I'm done cleaning the house. I hafta finish my chores, or I can't go to the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slime Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 just make sure I receive my stalking by midnight or you'll have some explaining to do to the Prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 maybe it's when you deliver the compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (pixey @ Dec 7 2006, 08:46 PM) 1. It's always hard to accept a compliment. 2. We dont want to appear as if we have a big ego by automatically believeing something that is important to most women. Being told your beautiful is a big thing for women! It's just not easy believing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 the only compliment my gf needs is to have me standing next to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (daveyt @ Dec 10 2006, 08:14 PM) the only compliment my gf needs is to have me standing next to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Dec 10 2006, 05:50 PM) 2) Not trusting until you are proven trustworthy. What can you do to be deemed trustworthy? I'm not giving any of those secrets away. Forget about it. What possible reason would there be for keeping this a secret? If it's such a good thing then why hide it? Wouldn't you want men to know how women would like to be treated? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Dec 10 2006, 10:33 PM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Dec 10 2006, 05:50 PM) 2) Not trusting until you are proven trustworthy. What can you do to be deemed trustworthy? I'm not giving any of those secrets away. Forget about it. What possible reason would there be for keeping this a secret? If it's such a good thing then why hide it? Wouldn't you want men to know how women would like to be treated? Just asking. Thats true. Why does it always have to be a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Dec 10 2006, 07:39 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Dec 10 2006, 10:33 PM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Dec 10 2006, 05:50 PM) 2) Not trusting until you are proven trustworthy. What can you do to be deemed trustworthy? I'm not giving any of those secrets away. Forget about it. What possible reason would there be for keeping this a secret? If it's such a good thing then why hide it? Wouldn't you want men to know how women would like to be treated? Just asking. Thats true. Why does it always have to be a game. I know this may come as a surprise to you two, but some men would use these tactics to gain trust even though they don't mean what they are saying or have ulterior motives for saying it. As long as you're being honest, you shouldn't have anything to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 10 2006, 05:58 PM)just make sure I receive my stalking by midnight or you'll have some explaining to do to the Prince wait...is that midnight my time or yours? and you think women are high-maintenance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Dec 10 2006, 01:13 PM) QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Dec 10 2006, 01:52 PM) This whole thread makes me want to get on my knees and thank the good Lord above for allowing me to already be married to a really wonderful women. If I had to go back to the dating scene I think I would probably blow my brains out instead. Oh man what a suck ass. That's not what you told me in chat the one night. Just kidding Failte. i've trained him well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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