boz69 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories o f exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book. For a video to see how beer works click here: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mephisto Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 In related news: Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Pirate Robert Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/279.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnalschick Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Apr 19 2006, 07:23 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/279.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Grizz Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 QUOTE (sundog @ Apr 20 2006, 03:58 AM) That's funny! It's not so funny the next morning. Oy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Apr 19 2006, 06:28 AM)In related news: Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. This reminds me of an old joke. What's the difference between a strait (insert ethnicity you wish to disparage here) and a gay one? Three beers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twizone Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 All hail Macallan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/drink2.gif keep um comin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ May 8 2006, 07:19 AM) http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/drink2.gif keep um comin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twizone Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Sorry I registered and have not been back for a while. I will make up for it by raising a cold one tonight after work in honor of TRF and the Macallan thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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