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My wife, Doreen...she...I got a letter. You see, this bloke from up the street... :hug2:

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas, man.

Yes, but have you any plans for dealing with the free-scoring Turkish forwards? :unsure:

Yeh I'd, er, stuff sparrows down their throats, er, until the beaks stuck out through the stomach walls.

:musicnote: "with a little love, just a little love, with a little love..." :musicnote:

I think you haven't got the slightest idea what this case is about.

Elementary. Since the body was found in this room, and no one has left it. Therefore, the murderer must be somebody in this room. :fuckwithadmin:

He's just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.

:bitchslap: Right, I'll now ask you all to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He's patently hit on the idea of escape.

We'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping. :ebert:

Suppose I'm attacked by a man with a banana and I haven't got a gun?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe. :angel:

No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.

Don't worry about the er...we'll get him up somehow. Now the approach to Kilimanjaro is quite simply... :D-13:

...like an enormous fish, it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.

...with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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My wife, Doreen...she...I got a letter. You see, this bloke from up the street... :hug2:

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas, man.

Yes, but have you any plans for dealing with the free-scoring Turkish forwards? :unsure:

Yeh I'd, er, stuff sparrows down their throats, er, until the beaks stuck out through the stomach walls.

:musicnote: "with a little love, just a little love, with a little love..." :musicnote:

I think you haven't got the slightest idea what this case is about.

Elementary. Since the body was found in this room, and no one has left it. Therefore, the murderer must be somebody in this room. :fuckwithadmin:

He's just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.

:bitchslap: Right, I'll now ask you all to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He's patently hit on the idea of escape.

We'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping. :ebert:

Suppose I'm attacked by a man with a banana and I haven't got a gun?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe. :angel:

No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.

Don't worry about the er...we'll get him up somehow. Now the approach to Kilimanjaro is quite simply... :D-13:

...like an enormous fish, it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.

...with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
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My wife, Doreen...she...I got a letter. You see, this bloke from up the street... :hug2:

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas, man.

Yes, but have you any plans for dealing with the free-scoring Turkish forwards? :unsure:

Yeh I'd, er, stuff sparrows down their throats, er, until the beaks stuck out through the stomach walls.

:musicnote: "with a little love, just a little love, with a little love..." :musicnote:

I think you haven't got the slightest idea what this case is about.

Elementary. Since the body was found in this room, and no one has left it. Therefore, the murderer must be somebody in this room. :fuckwithadmin:

He's just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.

:bitchslap: Right, I'll now ask you all to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He's patently hit on the idea of escape.

We'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping. :ebert:

Suppose I'm attacked by a man with a banana and I haven't got a gun?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe. :angel:

No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.

Don't worry about the er...we'll get him up somehow. Now the approach to Kilimanjaro is quite simply... :D-13:

...like an enormous fish, it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.

...with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Well, we'll be bringing you back here the moment they start fishing the corpses out.
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My wife, Doreen...she...I got a letter. You see, this bloke from up the street... :hug2:

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas, man.

Yes, but have you any plans for dealing with the free-scoring Turkish forwards? :unsure:

Yeh I'd, er, stuff sparrows down their throats, er, until the beaks stuck out through the stomach walls.

:musicnote: "with a little love, just a little love, with a little love..." :musicnote:

I think you haven't got the slightest idea what this case is about.

Elementary. Since the body was found in this room, and no one has left it. Therefore, the murderer must be somebody in this room. :fuckwithadmin:

He's just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael's Baby Jesus.

:bitchslap: Right, I'll now ask you all to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He's patently hit on the idea of escape.

We'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping. :ebert:

Suppose I'm attacked by a man with a banana and I haven't got a gun?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe. :angel:

No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.

Don't worry about the er...we'll get him up somehow. Now the approach to Kilimanjaro is quite simply... :D-13:

...like an enormous fish, it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.

...with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Well, we'll be bringing you back here the moment they start fishing the corpses out.

I've put three out by the bin and the dustmen won't touch 'em.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly.

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, "Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's heads." :ebert:
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly.

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, "Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's heads." :ebert:

Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly.

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, "Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's heads." :ebert:

Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

 

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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly.

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, "Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's heads." :ebert:

Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

 

Bra. Vo!

Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly.

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, "Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's heads." :ebert:

Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

 

Bra. Vo!

Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
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I now propose that all seven of these ex-brothers be now entered in the minutes as probationary martyrs to the cause.

I'm not dead. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk. :outtahere:

You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

So successful has been the training of the Kamikaze Regiment that the numbers have dwindled from 30,000 to just over a dozen in three weeks.

Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC.

Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :scared:

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt but my tooth's hurting, just around here.

My God, you've got guts. :notworthy: Just how much do you know? Are you from the BDA?

You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Yes, that's probably the best thing. Yes. You've certainly put my mind at rest on one or two...or three points, there. :cheers:

Well, don't think of them. Just count four in your head.

Are you the brain specialist? :wub:

Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston, practice your art.

Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it's got silly.

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, "Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's heads." :ebert:

Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

 

Bra. Vo!

Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

Mr Lion, I can eat enormous quantities of ice cream without being sick.
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