blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Were you surprised at the way the Italians ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game?No, they were sent off for breaking wind in the forty-third minute. Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday.And now for the latest report on Picasso's progress over to Reg Moss on the Guildford by-pass. Well I can't stop here all day...must get on...I'm on a cycling tour of Cornwall.Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!Super... well, er... I think it shows I'm human, don't you?There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body... except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.And number three: the other foot. But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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