1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 7, 2023 Posted March 7, 2023 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You don't like it? You're the first person to order a salad for two years. And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 7, 2023 Author Posted March 7, 2023 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 7, 2023 Posted March 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? Well, I'll have a look, but I may have to go to the bank. 1
IbanezJem Posted March 7, 2023 Author Posted March 7, 2023 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I'll have a look, but I may have to go to the bank. The winners will receive an additional fee, a prize which they can flog back and a special fee for a guest appearance on 'Making Modern Music'. 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 7, 2023 Posted March 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The winners will receive an additional fee, a prize which they can flog back and a special fee for a guest appearance on 'Making Modern Music'. Bravo, Madge. Well done. Taxation is indeed the very nub of my gist. 1
Weakly Criminal Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 21 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You don't frighten us, Texas pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. What a strange person. Is there someone else we can talk to? 2
IbanezJem Posted March 8, 2023 Author Posted March 8, 2023 11 hours ago, Weakly Criminal said: What a strange person. Is there someone else we can talk to? I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me. 3
blackhawkrush Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me. Runner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith Third - Nigel Incubator-Jones. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 8, 2023 Author Posted March 8, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Runner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith Third - Nigel Incubator-Jones. Now here's the Vice-Chairman of ICI. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 32 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Now here's the Vice-Chairman of ICI. I'm a completely self-taught idiot. I don't use any chemicals... 2
IbanezJem Posted March 8, 2023 Author Posted March 8, 2023 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm a completely self-taught idiot. I don't use any chemicals... Me ... heap dizzy. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Me ... heap dizzy. All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. It's not adjusted yet. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 8, 2023 Author Posted March 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. It's not adjusted yet. Er... did you get that shot all right, sound? It, it wasn't a bit too wicked, was it? I mean, it wasn't too cruel? 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 46 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Er... did you get that shot all right, sound? It, it wasn't a bit too wicked, was it? I mean, it wasn't too cruel? Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 8, 2023 Author Posted March 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is. You can collect it at reception. Now go away. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You can collect it at reception. Now go away. Not so fast, Simon Lafarge. Now drop the roscoe. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 8, 2023 Author Posted March 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Not so fast, Simon Lafarge. Now drop the roscoe. There's a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y'all. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 55 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: There's a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y'all. Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. No, lupins! 1 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. No, lupins! A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! 2
IbanezJem Posted March 9, 2023 Author Posted March 9, 2023 10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality. He's still molesting her! 2
IbanezJem Posted March 9, 2023 Author Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He's still molesting her! And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the TRF Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the TRF Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. I'm Kyle. Kyle Walker. Name by name but not by nature. Is that your wife? 2
IbanezJem Posted March 9, 2023 Author Posted March 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm Kyle. Kyle Walker. Name by name but not by nature. Is that your wife? Oh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting. 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting. It is well known that Man City has the problem relatively under control. 2
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