1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You don't like it? You're the first person to order a salad for two years. And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? Well, I'll have a look, but I may have to go to the bank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I'll have a look, but I may have to go to the bank. The winners will receive an additional fee, a prize which they can flog back and a special fee for a guest appearance on 'Making Modern Music'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The winners will receive an additional fee, a prize which they can flog back and a special fee for a guest appearance on 'Making Modern Music'. Bravo, Madge. Well done. Taxation is indeed the very nub of my gist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 21 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You don't frighten us, Texas pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. What a strange person. Is there someone else we can talk to? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 11 hours ago, Weakly Criminal said: What a strange person. Is there someone else we can talk to? I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me. Runner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith Third - Nigel Incubator-Jones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Runner up - Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith Third - Nigel Incubator-Jones. Now here's the Vice-Chairman of ICI. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 32 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Now here's the Vice-Chairman of ICI. I'm a completely self-taught idiot. I don't use any chemicals... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm a completely self-taught idiot. I don't use any chemicals... Me ... heap dizzy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Me ... heap dizzy. All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. It's not adjusted yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. It's not adjusted yet. Er... did you get that shot all right, sound? It, it wasn't a bit too wicked, was it? I mean, it wasn't too cruel? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 46 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Er... did you get that shot all right, sound? It, it wasn't a bit too wicked, was it? I mean, it wasn't too cruel? Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is. You can collect it at reception. Now go away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You can collect it at reception. Now go away. Not so fast, Simon Lafarge. Now drop the roscoe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Not so fast, Simon Lafarge. Now drop the roscoe. There's a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y'all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 55 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: There's a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y'all. Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. No, lupins! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. No, lupins! A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality. He's still molesting her! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He's still molesting her! And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the TRF Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the TRF Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. I'm Kyle. Kyle Walker. Name by name but not by nature. Is that your wife? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm Kyle. Kyle Walker. Name by name but not by nature. Is that your wife? Oh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting. It is well known that Man City has the problem relatively under control. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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