IbanezJem Posted February 18, 2023 Author Share Posted February 18, 2023 11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Here comes the referee Dennis Confucius Hopper. All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid. I have reason to believe that there are certain substances on the premises. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid. I have reason to believe that there are certain substances on the premises. Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 18, 2023 Author Share Posted February 18, 2023 32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh. Well that's very kind of you Robert, but I don't think I'm ready to be admin yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 28 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well that's very kind of you Robert, but I don't think I'm ready to be admin yet. And unfortunately I've got a degree. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 18, 2023 Author Share Posted February 18, 2023 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And unfortunately I've got a degree. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, okay, meeting adjourned forever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, okay, meeting adjourned forever. Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 19, 2023 Author Share Posted February 19, 2023 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh goody! I can get on with the ironing. 73, have you seen the jam spoon? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: 73, have you seen the jam spoon? He's gorn off. What a super woody sort of phrase. 'Gorn off'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 20, 2023 Author Share Posted February 20, 2023 On 2/19/2023 at 5:23 PM, blackhawkrush said: He's gorn off. What a super woody sort of phrase. 'Gorn off'. Right, you can't change your mind. I'll ring the departure lounge. Hello? Two more on their way, Mrs Turpin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 45 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Right, you can't change your mind. I'll ring the departure lounge. Hello? Two more on their way, Mrs Turpin. Two, er, three to the Old Bailey please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 20, 2023 Author Share Posted February 20, 2023 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Two, er, three to the Old Bailey please. Look, it's people like you what cause unrest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 32 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 20, 2023 Author Share Posted February 20, 2023 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 18 hours ago, IbanezJem said: A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee. Well, shouldn't he just stay in hospital? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 21, 2023 Author Share Posted February 21, 2023 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, shouldn't he just stay in hospital? They're decomposing composers.There's less of them every year. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: They're decomposing composers.There's less of them every year. Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 22, 2023 Author Share Posted February 22, 2023 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... I want to have a word with you, Frog. Shut up. It's about your advertising campaign for Conquistador Coffee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I want to have a word with you, Frog. Shut up. It's about your advertising campaign for Conquistador Coffee. We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 22, 2023 Author Share Posted February 22, 2023 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq. That's a very silly line. Sit down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: That's a very silly line. Sit down. And he could well split the silly vote here at Harpenden Southeast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 22, 2023 Author Share Posted February 22, 2023 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And he could well split the silly vote here at Harpenden Southeast. Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 36 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops. Shakespear never had this trouble. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 22, 2023 Author Share Posted February 22, 2023 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Shakespear never had this trouble. Last week London Theatre goers saw the opening of Neville Shunt's latest West End Success, 'It All Happened on the 11:20 From Hainault to Redhill via Horsham and Reigate, Calling at Carshalton Beaches, Malmesbury, Tooting Bec and Croydon West'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Last week London Theatre goers saw the opening of Neville Shunt's latest West End Success, 'It All Happened on the 11:20 From Hainault to Redhill via Horsham and Reigate, Calling at Carshalton Beaches, Malmesbury, Tooting Bec and Croydon West'. Now this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 23 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Now this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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